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Gadzooks 05-07-2014 09:33 PM

It's probably another Jimmy Kimmel stunt.

booger 05-07-2014 09:33 PM

Ok she's 18... Yes to motorboating her butt then

Sorter 05-07-2014 10:01 PM

The redhead's skull did bounce off the concrete pretty well.



Ouch. Additionally, I'd like to add that was some abominable footwork, head movement, and lack of creative striking (exception being the shovel).

Jakemall 05-07-2014 10:36 PM

I dunno, maybe I'm sheltered, but I've never seen a knuckle wrist slap before.

Aries Walker 05-08-2014 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10608833)
Ouch. Additionally, I'd like to add that was some abominable footwork, head movement, and lack of creative striking (exception being the shovel).

The redhead really didn't need to do much; she was given free openings the whole time, so all she did (all she had to do) were the same two moves over and over - punch to the face, and end each flurry with a kick to the belly. She also kept backing up to keep the distance where it was best for her. I get the feeling this wasn't her first. She shouldn't have turned her back to run, though.

The short girl was just hopeless. She put her hands up because she saw it on TV, but she had no idea how to punch, or even that she should punch - her go-to move was that sort of two-handed flailing grab that left her face wide open. The one semi-good shot she got in (not counting the shovel, of course) was just after she said 'you kicked me in the stomach AGAIN', when she went for broke and got one slap in that (maybe?) landed. Otherwise, she was a punching bag, but I'll give her this much - she took a lot of punishment to the face, considering she's quite a tiny person and only I think 14 years old, and kept coming.

That's right, it's 3:28 in the morning, and I'm doing semi-serious critiques of Internet girl fights. Hello, rock bottom!

Easy 6 05-08-2014 05:22 AM

That was the dumbest "fight" I've ever seen, "are you ready? I'll let you get ready".

Girl IS lucky she didn't kill the other one, though.

LiveSteam 05-08-2014 07:03 AM

This vid picks up where the other left off at around the 7 minute mark.
I cant hear, but I kicked that bitches ass
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mhNU2yZPOuE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

blaise 05-08-2014 07:04 AM

That girl that got hit in the head with the shovel had 38,000 twitter followers last night from this video.

KCUnited 05-08-2014 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 10609046)
This vid picks up where the other left off at around the 7 minute mark.
I cant hear, but I kicked that bitches ass
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mhNU2yZPOuE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Seemed like a premature standup. Shorty had closed the distance and was improving her position.

Graystoke 05-08-2014 07:28 AM

Oh she got spaded!

Nickel D 05-08-2014 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10609069)
Oh she got spaded!

That's racist!

IowaChiefs83 05-08-2014 08:08 AM

The girl in black didn't know how to fight so after getting continually owned she finally said **** this shit I'm getting a shovel.

blaise 05-08-2014 08:15 AM

The little girl was doing ok when they were wrestling but the other girls pulled them apart.


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