The guy who posted the thread about not being able to shit. Cassel's Reckoning.

Why did you steal jsp's avatar?

I was the one that told KChiefsQT about the board. So you guys have me to thank.

Jsp stole it from me. Why did you steal Hooties thread idea?

billay is hoping a poster will say him so can get a lead on getting laid.

You do realize I made the thread last year right ROFL and that was my idea as well

Those of you suggesting Simply Red; Careful. One night with that majestic stud and she ain't coming back man.

Hey we havent seen you around since you showed your ass in DC.

"I can't offer you my guest room right now, but how about my wife?"

I am gonna change my vote to rainman. His likeness in his av doesn't appear to be very endowed.

billay, I realize you don't have anything going on in your life, but that's not true for everyone.

I've been studying for the level 2 CFA exam (which I took on Saturday). So, I've been posting less recently.

So want to try and make up more lies now?

Right that just so happened after you made a thread then ran to the mods who laughed at you.

You can google the date of the CFA exam billay. Everyone in the world takes it on the same day.

Dude, did you pass?

Don't find out until July. It's graded on a curve based on how everyone did world wide. Historical pass rate for level 2 is 40-42%.

Dane would have no part of it unless you're married to a little boy.

Oh wow

below the belt.

That's a tough wait. For my core certification, I got my score upon finishing the exam. Pretty nerve wracking hitting that "finish" button. Next screen was my score.

Back to the discussion at hand.

But check out my endurance.

Yes, I wish it was an exam like that.

The level 2 exam is 20 vignettes with 6 questions apiece. And the passing score all depends on how everyone else does. A good rule of thumb is 70% or better on every section is a passing score though.

Another guy I'd be down to cuckold with is Hamas Jennings. I'm talking creampie.

No such thing for someone that called another board member with a special needs child a "reerun breeder".

:Lin:

LOL. I thought it but I didn't say it.

An eCard for Billay...

Fair point. Forgot about it.

Dane can go down to any guitar center in America and **** all the wives there. He doesn't need CP.

If I had a gf, she'd be dumped as soon as she ****ed anybody else, from here or otherwise.

I've been called a sex god more than once.

True story.

Self-reference does not count!

Look guys, I'm getting old and that many pieces of ass will probably kill me.

Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts though.

My wife won't let me have a girlfriend. Bummer.

Did you tell them that you don't believe in sex god?

I have a pass from my wife for several chicks; Emma Stone, Isla Fisher etc.

so, now all I gotta do is get their numbers and woo them.

Thread needs pics

How did you like your roast? You made the list!

You mean as soon as you find out... :D

xoxo

ROFL

If anybody chose me, all I have to say is enjoy the hepatitis! Amirite! Turns to high five other planateers.

You're past the hard part of developing policy. Implementing it should be much easier.

my personality should be more than enough to make them want me.

The bottom line is the wh CP rates women on here.(hot chick equals meh then complains about how they look) nobody on here woul bang anyone else's wives anyway cuz they'd almost all be "me hip bone is too high" etc. I'd hit em all though, my penis' eye can't see!!

I was really hoping SR would have shown up with the reiko_457 pic by now.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

I'd spit roast that bitch.

This thread is disgusting.







.....I love it.

It seems this was covered long ago and Loochy posted it in his sig. I think it's been happening behind most of your backs already.

Post it bruh

Cosmo..I would make sure that my girl said she hated Obama and then cosmo would melt down and nothing would happen

I'm not into guys.

Is he called Mr. Plow because he plows all your girlfriends?

Does Cosmo have a penis?

Probably would be Cosmo....at least I know my gf wouldn't be getting any that night.

Cosmo prefers dudes.

Why does confused have RIP Tracy Morgan in his sig? He didn't die, did he?

You.
I wouldn't want to run the chance of her catching something, and you ain't gettin' nan. :D

Pics before we do this?

I prefer redhead Emma Stone over blonde Emma Stone. Don't get me wrong...either is just fine. You like Kylie Minogue too don't you.

I prefer red as well. Kylie is vey nice.
My list
Olivia Munn
Emma Stone
Isla Fisher
Ann Kendrick
Salma Hyek
Jennifer Connelly
Diane Lane
Sasha Grey *wife doesn't know about this one :evil:*

LOL yes she does. Surely one night you forgot to clear your browsing history and she found "Sasha Grey gets anally brutalized by big black cock" in there. 8 times in a row.

I'd let jdiddy hit it...

If I did have a significant other, I'd have to let boog hit it. He's earned it.

she doesn't know about Chrome "Incognito". she still uses the standard browser on the iPad. :evil:

Smart man.

pron a plenty.

I like how Sasha Grey just assaults cocks with her holes. Don't know if she'll ever be able to eat oatmeal or applesauce again in her lifetime, but it was for a good cause.

If you were to let one poster sleep with your gf
 

I like you. Really. I think you're a cool dude. I think we could be friends IRL. And I'm not a violent man. But if you defile Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Isla Fisher, or Anna Kendrick, I will gut you. :grrr:

Me, because I'm a virgin.

her facial expressions are what do it for me. not 'while' she's engaged in an act, just in general.

with what I'm packin'...I doubt I'd defile any of them.

they make plugs. I heard it from a friend.

There was an 80s and 90s whore named Chloe Nicole who I hear has to wear adult diapers now. Makes sense if you see the things she engaged in back in the 90s lol

I remember her. lol.
raspy voice I think. yeah.....fisting will do that to you. lol

Yep the raspy voice chick. Blew her o-ring out at some point and has lived in diaperville ever since.

"O-Ring"

LMAO

Lol, dude seriously?

Wowwww.... LMAO

Sorry to turn this into the "90s porn stars who turned into disgusting ooze dripping infectious whores with ruptured colons" thread for a minute, but I used to love this chick. But now.....but NOW.....

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You sick ****s

Hey I was a teenager with a golf bag full of VHS tapes and an extra large jug of Lubriderm. What was I supposed to do, NOT beat off vigorously to the treasure chest I found in my garage? If it makes you feel better, now days I'm back to just non-nude photos of celebrities.

You aren't the only one, dude. :D

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