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You sure about that? :D

A-ha! Thank you. :thumb:

And FTR, I think this is some bullshit that I don't have a letter. :harumph:

Don't talk to me about it! I don't have one either!

After re-reading the qualifications, I don't believe that I even remotely qualify.

No, it does not require being a fan of Team Jesus.

1) Well, since I'm at most of the home games, I know I showed up in all the road threads, and maybe a few home threads.
2) Yep.
3) Nope. But have participated in similar threads prior to that one.
4) Yep.
5) Yep.

Hey, 12 years in CP, been doing the "Ten Things" post-game list for probably ten of those years, over 25,000 posts, show up in the Royals threads all the time, show up in DC to the delight of some and dismay of others, started the "Important Florida News" thread, friends with FAX and FDE.

I think that's a pretty good body of work.

Pretty sure the only true qualification is if you get picked by the Captain. The rest seem to be just "guidelines" he is using.

1. Yes.
2. Yes, I believe so.
3. I conscientiously objected to the polls after an early out from a favorite. I think standing on principle is worth something here. I voted early, and I have participated in these before.
4. Obviously, yes.
5. I have 20+.

I'm too busy with theater rehearsals and the school newspaper for this varsity stuff.

bastard:LOL:

Don't worry, you can join the debate team with me. Chicks dig good debaters!

If you need me, I'll be in the home ec kitchen.

Ill be right next door in the media center with my AV nerd buddies~

Only the chick debaters, man. Only the chick debaters.

I believe I deserve one based on the fact that I once live streamed (in conjunction with arash) the impromptu Chiefs vs Dolphins game of 2005 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2769954

Heh, you're all scrubs on CP mobile.
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:D

Is there a CP ISS group, for those that we'd probably be better off without, but we haven't come up with a good enough reason to expel them?

Heh, ****in queers. I'm going out to the parking lot to smoke a bowl.

CP Varsity looks more like the math club to me

I'm with DMAC

That looks more like the debate club, I'd say that ISS would probably be more like the pictures forum, but more people would want to join.

Well,
http://media20.giphy.com/media/g5zvw...iphy.gif?w=320

How did you quantify that?

And i know who i'm hanging out with now.

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

Are you trying to seduce me?

:hmmm:

lets be pals

Dogshit! :)

I'm all about raising school spirit.

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BOWLS zoner. Let's both pretend you've never seen pictures.

Oh hell I was still in the parking lot with DMAC and his bowl

What do dishes have to do with this?

Heck, I haven't seen pictures, but bowls for what? Lab mice would walk away thirsty if they had to get their water from those bowls :P

Large mountains have deep valleys. Prone to flash flooding and fires.

Better you race your car on the salt flats. Sure there's an after taste and a slight burning of the eyes but at least you're not crushed under giant boulders or gored by a moose.

:LOL:

So, an infinite number of CP varsity members walk into a bar. Rain man, the obvious first member, orders a beer. Donger, the second in, orders a half a beer. Guru walked up and asked for a quarter of a beer, but the bartender cut him off, poured two beers and said, "Easy fellas. Know your limits."

On a side note, I can't figure out why people post so much in the game thread. There is so much over-reaction and tripe that it actually harms my gameday experience.

:thumb:

The varsity jocks need to show this guy the inside of a locker.

Fyp

Use the game chat. Much better experience.

What the hell? Rainman is letting anyone on the Varsity team.
http://danceswithfat.files.wordpress...e-children.jpg

Bet I'm not on it

Nzoner needs to be hooked up too.

Really? I think it's pretty much a written version of the same chatter and reactions you'd hear if you were a fly on the wall watching the game at Arrowhead or a busy sports bar.

Now it's definitely getting cliquey.

You Varsity dudes are sooooo cool......:thumb:

Still waiting on mine :(

Did you meet the requirements? Also, did you write your application essay?

I for one would prefer to have no part of the Cock Pleasuring club.

BTW - Rain Man mentioned the following criteria:
1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

I imagine this to be the uniform:
http://tubegator.com/content/uploads/frau_hitler.jpg

1. Absolutely. I love the noon games where I don't even get out of bed, and end up staying there til 4 because Im still BS'ing in the game thread.
2. Definitely.
3. I participated, but did not keep count. I'm willing to bet so.
4. Yep
5. Yep

Not one to sing my own praises, but been jamming out on here for 5 years now, and almost 2k posts per year. My threads usually generate good conversation, even when they are de-berg-ish, which is rare. I'm quick to embed tweets and videos, and enjoy a good pun. I also encourage fellow posters to PIIHB often. My proudest work may have been in the "Curtis Got Slapped" thread.

Yea, Dante has to be varsity.

I got all these covered except the SceneItAll tournament. Would a comment in that guy's AMA about sleeping with a tranny a couple weeks ago be enough to push me over the top?

No,I don't even come close to meeting the criteria,enjoy the club.

Maybe you can be a cheerleader. Do you even know where they keep their hands during stunts??

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That's ok. I was a non-starter from the word GO!

I'm only posting here to verify my Varsity status.

Oh well. Not the first time this has happened to me.

Which really reveals you don't have a life outside of CP.

Nothing personal Rain man;)

Hey how did she get a meagaphone! Just like a woman always wanting bigger and girthier.

I meet or exceed all criteria, hook me up.

Same.

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

Wow....they're just letting ANYONE in now.

Mr. Rain Man,

Consider for a moment: There are lots of different positions on every team, and you don't judge a RG by the accuracy of his passes. Your qualifications are geared toward finding quarterbacks and receivers, but what about your linemen and the special teamers? I may not be starter material, but I think I've proven my worth as a specialist.

Kindest regards,
Fried Meat Ball! (aka Fire Me Boy!)

...Test-post to see if my letters have arrived...

Edit: damn.

:hmmm:

Who was your favorite? This is going to be a key factor if you're seeking a waiver.

Up.

While it would have eventually lost out to better films, violence and Nazis incorrectly beat out a tremendously well told coming of age story that made made me cry in the first 10 minutes.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=15

Yeah, that was a good one. I'll give you a pass for that one, but at the same time you should have stayed around to help other highly deserving scenes like the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene or Apollo 13's Failure is not an option scene.

Trivia Time: The music from that scene is a cover of The Smith's Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want performed by The Dream Academy.

So I'm in the cool club?

Rain Man, if I promise to do your math homework all semester can I be a member of the cool kids club?

You're on CP...
Any other myths need clarification?

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes