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Orange Mange might be a better resource for you on this subject matter.
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I'm sure she appreciates this thread.
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If she didn't want a thread about it maybe she should have bleached her alex cassel hole.
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You know, I poured my soul onto a plate, allowing everyone to feast on what is a daily issue for me. All I wanted was some understanding, some caring, someone to say "Don't worry bro, you gone be alright". I thought maybe that if this band of brothers/sisters brought together by their love for the Chiefs, couldn't help me, no one could. But what did get?? Nothing!! Naw, I'mjust kidding, doesn't bother me a bit. I really was just trying to help my bro Mahi not to make the same mistake I did. But I must say, it feels kind of refreshing to get that weight lifted of my shoulders. And when I say I never told anyone, I mean no one. Not even my brother. Cuz I knew at holidays, we'd be sitting their eating turkey and whatnot, and all I would be able to think was,"I bet he is looking at her and thinking something in hear stinks". Tough to hold on to that kinda secret for 8 year, and not be able to "share" it.
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Ding welcome to hallmark ...are you looking for something?
Yes...where are the "Sorry your wifes pussy stinks" cards? Oh right this way! We just got a new batch in today. |
I'll take 2
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This place is like Taxi-Cab Confessions, only stranger and more disturbing.
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I have never, ever, experienced this issue. It was clearly an old joke on Yahoo and the OP thought the it was post worthy.
Anyway, if a man ever experiences something like this, both he and his lady friend should visit a doctor for antibiotics. Healthy women and men that bathe/shower daily shouldn't have this issue. |
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From the far reaches of Siberia to the deepest Congo, vagina is the best place to be on God's green earth. ;) - Kirk Cameron thinks it's evidence of God how a banana fits in a human hand. Has he TRIED how a penis fits in a vagina? Like peas and carrots folks. |
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She's probably fat.
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Speaking of stinky vaginas, has anyone ever wondered what fish would smell like if women didn't swim in the ocean? Just asking.
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We all come from the sea, some more than others. /jfk
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LMAO - this place never disappoints |
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This topic reminds of an old joke
Dude was going down on a girl and got a piece of corn in his mouth,he tossed it aside and kept on until he got a green bean.Once again he tossed it aside but was getting concerned then he got a pea and finally looked up and asked,"baby are you sick?" and she replied,"no but the guy before you was. |
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It's a shame. I feel for the guy that told his wife but what else is he supposed to do? |
Buy yourself a small dog that likes to lick and sneak him in bed with you...?
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If you want some nice computer wallpaper, google "stinky vagina", choose "images" and save a screen shot.
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She was like a 9/10. Amazing. She showered daily. Terrible smelling vagina. At that point in my life I just figured it was normal. Next girl I banged, odorless. I was like, "whoa! This girl is incredible!" Since then, the smelly ones are not nearly as frequent as the odorless ones but I certainly don't discriminate! I'm not entirely convinced it's a hygiene thing, either. I swear. This girl I referenced from high school is still amazingly hot and she ALWAYS has a long term boyfriend...so apparently I'm not the only one that can look past it to bang a former all-state dancer! Did I mention that I miss her!?! |
I remember the first time I ever fingered her...I was 16, pretty happy little bear, dropped her off, was driving home, smelled my finger (of course), and OMG, I almost threw up
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If it's yeast it will actually smell like yeast and, again, means she doesn't give a ****. Sounds like she's depressed and doesn't care (best case.) Or depressed and squatting shaft elsewhere. Or depressed and got bored and caught something while squatting shaft elsewhere... |
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For those people, only antibiotics or severe dietary restrictions will stop the smell. |
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I'm still friends with that girl, and will never look at her without thinking of smelly vag. She has no clue I know, either. |
Maybe she has vagina measles
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Had the same problem with this Italian girl I was briefly married to many many years ago. Married less than a year :shrug: what can I say??? I was young and dumb. Anyways, this girl was drop dead gorgeous. Did a lot of modeling for Gitano Jeans, was in some ads in Vogue magazine and was in commercials in Philly. It wasn't as bad as the OP's wife but it damn sure got my attention anytime I was working in the general area. Never brought it up but i'm sure someone has by now.
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Maybe you should buy her a nice cake?
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Her vulva has had a heart attack.
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Time to make a sequel to the ball powder thread. A douche thread I guess It would be. And not the typical douche thread that makes up a big portion of this board. Actual real douche.
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And pussy stank could be a dietary thing. Your woman eat a lot of ricotta cheese and/or Ravioli-Os?
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My best way to describe the first girl was "Elephants at the Zoo". The second girl = more elephants. After awhile I figured that I like elephants:) and that was suppose to smell like that.
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I dated a girl just before I met my wife that had that problem, it was pretty bad. I would get it all over my fingers and then when doing her from behind i would place my stinky fingers right under her nose, it didn't help.. :shrug:
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What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Mornin' ladies.
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My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.
My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s. Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell. I go for it anyway. Tried to at least. Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks. |
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Or... Society made them that way....hmmm |
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Love giving oral but have had to abort mission once or twice on various girls. If it smells pleasant or neutral game on.
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My theory involves dirty hippies gang banging your wife.
That being said, I don't have much of an imagination. |
If the mailman barfed after exiting the back door you know you have multiple issues
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Didn't you smell it before you married the sow?
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Never found out if she knew she stunk and didn't want me down there, or if she just wasn't into the oral at that time. But I'm glad she stopped me. When we were done we went back to a party and for the rest of the night I was self- conscious about someone noticing the scent on my fingers. |
A nice douche after she lets a half dozen of your neighbors run a train on her would help.
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First time I fingered a girl was 8th grade. I could not get over how much is smelled like cat food. I gagged a few times smelling it. Washed my hands and it was still there.
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I was gonna **** this girl from work a few months back...we were working late and decided to go get a sub sammich. Ate at the sub restaurant and then came back to work parking lot, the side lot where no one from our building parks. This girl was hoooorny...real bad. I had my dads dodge ram with the bench seating at the time cause i borrowed it for the week as i had to haul some shit. She mounted me and started to unbuckle my pants and she was wearing a small little g string...bubble ass..nice tits...but man she didnt shave and i got the whiff...oh god talk about an instant turnoff. Had to make excuse that i was afraid we'd get caught bc i didnt wanna be an ass or embarrass her etc. im sure she thinks im a huge pussy. Havent looked at her in the same way since...were still friends but i will not touch that pussy.
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Classic thread. This is why I lurk here. Almost as funny as a Gene Tracy "Truckstop" routine. And booger could be the new Gene Tracy.
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Not completely germane, but I did refuse a nice looking girl in college due to her reeking of cigarettes. My friends and I had a party at our house and I got pretty drunk pretty quickly, so I headed up to bed. After I got out of the bathroom and started to get into the sack, I noticed this hottie (that worked with me) laying in the bed. We made out a bit, but I couldn't STAND the cigarette smell. She wanted to get busy, so I politely suggested she jump in the shower first. The discussion went back and forth and she finally left fairly upset. I don't recall any other instance of turning down a good time, but I just couldn't hack a stinky chick in my bed.
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This is a good poop thread too.
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Is the OP still dealing with nasty vagina smell?
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Purchase a bidet for your wife's bathroom.
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Every time I see this thread;
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Can't embed from my iPad but this thread reminds me of the scene from kingpin after Roy ****s the landlord |
I'm gonna comment to keep this up near the top. I know I'm not the only one who gags when I read this headline... :)
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