Why the **** else am I getting up at that hour?

...touché

Fresh drinking fountain water

Kill 2 birds and eat that bug.

The topic of the program tomorrow morning is drone strikes.

Feel free to pitch any last minute ideas.

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

That is perfect. A question thats an obvious goof might get dumped and not make it through the delay, but that is just confusing and perplexing enough that even NFL fans would take a while before they got it.

ROFL

I don't know what is more sad. You're exhausted schtick, or that someone was actually amused by this lame joke...

LOL

Since when the undisputed truth a "schtick"?

Your right Bufkin no reason to get your lazy lard ass out of bed for stupid shit like that.

But should get some mileage in the elementary schools around town.

damn butthurt homers can't even laugh at a joke

The ways, means, and woes of Lil' Chiefy shall never diminish, even in the face of harsh, unforgiving reality.

It is the way...of the farce.

That would be awesome and might make it through the dump. Some quizzical glances for sure.

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones would that ally any fears you have of long-range strikes?"

*muffled talking*

"Can you be more clear? Who is Mr. Smith?"

"If war is a game, then he's the manager."

ROFL:clap:

That's absolutely hysterical.

Meatball's response will definitely be the Achilles Heel of this call though. No matter what I say, there are going to be people espousing how unfunny it is. Probably led by CP's own Anti-Semite MTG.

Oh well, let's have fun. I'll talk to you bright and early Clay.

http://dc243.4shared.com/img/M8DLo6y...ly_awesome.gif
and please mention my name

You essentially will be talking to a national audience of political junkies who wont have the slightest idea WTF. But get on with your bad self bet you and Clay will be giggling like school girls.

I will cosmo. You're the 3rd best poster here. Please bring back the Clive Bundy avatar soon. God bless.

That's why it's funny to me. It may not be funny to you, and that's fine. Some people think Kevin Hart is funny, but I think he's about as funny as testicular cancer. With that said, when other people laugh at him, I don't get offended. I simply nod at the appreciation of comedy and how diverse it is.

The only problem with Clay's original statement is that if someone doesn't know about Alex Smith's timidness to throw downfield, then his statement could be taken either way. You need to make clear that Alex can't throw downfield. Dave Lane's works fine.

Show me what you did, don't tell me what you're going to do.

Double dog dare you to ask them if their refrigerator is running.

Bet he "over sleeps"

Well, I'm waiting....

Good morning handsome.

let's ****ing shake the pillars of heaven

this dude doesn't suspect a thing

http://i.imgur.com/LMko0ui.jpg

LOL hurry up and get to the calls I mean damn.

"Daryl defines Missouri this morning"

LMAO

He has no idea.

HOLY SHIT DUDE LMAO LMAO LMAO

I'm shocked that your call literally came after Daryl's dumb ass got done.

CP trolling starts at 0:23

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Annnnd I'm going back to bed. Thanks for recording Clay.

The delay was about 5 seconds I believe, so it worked better than I thought.

Long live CP.

Omfg, that was ****ing great! Bufkin.... Undisputed NOTY!! Hail the king!

Haha


BUFKIN IS THE MAN!

That was pretty ****ing good. Kudos.

Bufkin sounds like he's got more testosterone than I would have guessed.

Nice !

HAHAHA! Well done.

They played this on 610 this morning.

Great job! :clap:

always harvesting our premium content

... In such a short time? That is an impressive rate of cyber stalking CP.

Arrowhead Pride just posted this.

Well I did tweet it.

ROFL

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2015/4...nk-call-c-span

Ahhh. You almost make me want Twitter.

very funny bufkin

Look like they are a good 'just' of content.

Nice LMAO

LMAO

Well sorta funny but really I think you do your best work staying in bed.

Good stuff man!

Did your mom tell you that?

1998 was a pretty cool year.

:wayne:

**** all these haters that said you wouldn't come through.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt...e19704618.html

It's in the KC Star now too. They even give credit to Chiefsplanet and Arrowhead Pride.

Well done.

I haven't watched it due to being at work, but I read what was said on AP. I couldn't stop myself from LOLing at work.

And the ironic thing it's a damn Falcons fan who called in. Lol.

Meh.

Seems like a pretty big buildup to get a blank stare from the host and an immediate move to the next caller.

Oh crap. Obama will put out hit men now !

Laverne tardiff injured in drone strike. Sabby Piscatelli !ROFLROFL

Welp, you finally delivered.

Not too familiar with C-SPAN, eh?

Check out of the John Oliver clip OTWP posted above.

No Catapano reference?

That was fantastic!

LMAO thats great

Should have kept it up tho - it was kinda of a let down when he dropped the act at the end...

They cut me off.

a few points taken away for not mentioning antifreeze.......but huge points for the sabby reference.

Well played sir, well played!

And y'all wondered why this man HAD to be n00b of the year. Even when you hate on me, I'm still acting in your best interests. ;)

****ING primetime Bufkin!

Congratulations on finally following through, even though it took you longer to get onto the field than Sanders Commings.

The Sabby P was nice, but you bobbled the ball a little by not also including Husain Abdullah with LDT.

What you need to do is take this to the next level and do it a couple of times a month.

You made Kansas City.com home page !

Congrats!

Hussain Abdullah's celebratory prayers are NOT a crime against humanity.

LMAO he slipped in a sabby piscitelli refernece

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt...e19704618.html

The video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMHexzkJUo

Lol

Nice