Tulo has played 88 games so far this season and will reach his average of 117 games played per season this year.

*Oh Tulo, dude is a ****ing beast/gamer. Last night in his debut he went 3/5 with 1 HR, 3 RBIS and 3 Rs.

And it's not just the stats that speak for the excitement but it's his presence. I went to the game last night and that guy exerts an energy that just takes the competitiveness of this team to another level.

What the **** are you going for here? You want a bunch of Royals fans to fellate your .500 ball club?

Sorry, eh.

But that's American. Converted to metric, you're looking at about 100 games.

Bricks is just happy. I'm not sure why some of you guys think he's trolling.

If I were a jay fan, I'd be ecstatic.

say wha?

what was that you said again?

What was that you said? I'm having trouble hearing you. Oh wait I managed to pick it up now....THE WORLD SERIES!

It's okay. I'll let the misery love my company lol

The Royals have one of the worst starting pitching rotations in the AL prior to Cueto coming here but yet there destroying everyone. Because it's about defense and hitting for average. You guys might hit a lot of home runs but you also strikeout a lot. It's not gonna get you guys anywhere

I agree. And a little shit talking before the series.

Where did the bricks moniker come from anyway? Was that his nickname from his high school basketball team? :p

I'm a mason.

Don't be bringing religion into this!

No doubt. I expect Colorado to really nosedive without the energy he exerts.

Here's how it will play out.

Tulo snaps legs playing on their shitty playing surface up in Canada. Season ending injury.

Donaldson tests positive for PEDs, suspended before playoffs.

/THE END

Tulo is due for his season-ending hangnail anytime, that much is true.

You rang?

Here is my prediction:

Bluejays play the Royals in game 7 of the ALCS and Johnny Cueto can't pitch because he got the stomach flu and so Chris Young comes in and pitch 4 innings and gives up 9 runs. He just simply couldn't contain the Bluejays offense and so your bullpen comes in but David Price was also too much for the Royals that day as he pitch a 1 hit complete game shutout. Sorry Lewdog.

I'm just quoting this for posterity.

That's a sig quote. Give me a minute.

How many dicks at a time can fit into the mouth of a trash talking fan of the .500 Toronto Blue Jays?

Ha! You're not ChiefsnO'sFan. :)

That's who I was thinking about. He was such a douche about the O's and the Royals went thru them like warm butter. :D

Toronto is the 4th largest city in North America behind, Mexico City, New York and Los Angeles. On top of that, they have fans all across Canada by being the only MLB club in the country.

Of course, they have a shit ton of fans.

bricks better hope that Tulo doesn't get diarrhea or something that will put him out a couple weeks during the playoffs

Exactly, and you don't see the MLB beating down Vancouver or Montreal's door to bring teams there because none of the 30 million people in Canada give a shit about baseball.

Meanwhile, Winnipeg has a hockey team again. So there's that.

Tulo will be fine. I get it you don't want to face Tulo.

Oh. Ventura will cost the royals Game 5 in the ALDS. It will be such an epic meltdown.

Make the playoffs first. You're behind and you've got work to do.

Once that happens, we'll talk.

Is your "source" on this one Pete Rose?

Do you miss obvious jokes often?

The Jays get the best television viewership numbers in baseball, so this isn't at all true.

Fyp

Yea. I wasn't going to kick another man's dog. I was respectful to the Royals fans in the game thread and congratulated you guys for the win.

With the Blue Jays making these moves, if we don't make it, and they do, I know I'll be pulling for you guys to go all out again this year.

Jim Johnson!!!! There ya go, Dave :D

Wow. If the 2014 Angels had scored 0.5 more runs a game, they would have... oh, still been swept by the Royals, nevermind.

No they don't. And even if they did, perhaps it would have something to do with the fact that their "local market" is an entire country?

Meanwhile, they're getting outdrawn by small markets including Kansas City, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh, among others.

Uh, did you even read the article you cited? The Jays are listed right there as getting 590K per game. Nearly 3 times more than the Yankees get.

Sweet God; is this the KnowMo thread of useless baseball clubs?

That's viewers, not households, bud. The Yankees' 221K households figure is by far the highest in baseball.

Their stadium is half empty tonight

At this time last season, so was ours.

They're at the concession stands buying beer.

And? I thought they were talking about city population and the attendance of the blue jays. What do the royals have to do with anything?

I didn't see it as an "obvious joke". I think KC fans have looked down on the Blue Jays since the '85 ALCS.

Racked him

FYP

Gosh darn it. Crushed.

9 years after the Louisiana Purchase, Canadians burned down the White House.
8 years after the 1985 ALCS, The Blue Jays won their second World Series... in a row.

How do you know it is "by far the highest in baseball" if Rogers does not provide the average number of households and the Jays are not part of the equation?

And both have been irrelevant ever since each said event . . . . .

Sorry.

Yeah, and **** Boston too while you're at it. They're nothin' but a bunch of freckle faced ****s.

Same question for you, since you asserted the Jays top MLB viewership.

Well I guess the question is how many viewers are in a "household?" The Jays have been getting 750K viewers a game lately.

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Bricks is a huge Chiefs fan apparently. Let's make him a bills or pats fan by the end of the season.

Reminds me of the Royals games I regularly attended for nearly a decade, yeah. That's what losing since the 80s/90s does.

Reminds me of the time the Jays had a loaded roster, were winning regularly and had a record 1 game over .500.

How can you win regularly and have a record 1 game over .500? Maybe you meant intermittently.

In any case, the Jays are in just about exactly the same position as the Royals were this time last year (and nobody was going to the games then in KC either...20K last July 30 for KC, the Jays had 30K tonight).

I'm not worried.

The Jays don't have Jack Shit

It not that anyone looks down on the Blue Jays, necessarily. It's all of Canada.

You misspelled porcupine

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That's a pretty audacious statement coming from a North Korean sympathizer.

Kind of an odd statement, but I guess I feel bad for North Koreans, living in such a shitty place and all. I have no idea what that has to do with anything though. You're kinda stupid, eh?

So the Jays make a couple big trades, win a couple games and finally manage to get over .500 and their fans start getting all cocky and shit and acting like they've actually accomplished something.

****ing Canada, man. Good times.

It's no more stupid than anything you've stated in this thread. Are you familiar the difference between Nationalism and Patriotism?

The SS and 3B there were traded for Troy Tulowitzki and Josh Donaldson.

While that's true, R.A. Dickey will still be there to trip 3Bs during routine pop-ups.:)

When you have a roster loaded with all-star talent, you have plenty of reason to feel damn good.

The cockiness and pride towards rival fans is what makes this fun:)

I think I see Geddy Lee!!

This thread makes me want to join a Denver Broncos forum so I can talk about the Orlando Magic.

Welcome to T.O. Mr. Ben Revere:clap::clap:

Or just join every Bluegays site and talk about Alex Smith.

Visual depiction of the Jays' GM:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...tn5fo1_500.gif

Lol hey if you want stuff, you gotta pay a "Price" ya know. And the Bluejays did with "David Price." :D