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Predarat 08-30-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 11694292)
That pressure must have been intense!

It was, they had to keep increasing my heart medicine. I have an appointment next week to see if they can reduce it now that the stress is gone.

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-30-2015 03:56 PM

Between Maclin's obvious high character as evidenced in the other thread, and the intense amount of butt hurt he has generated among fantasy-tards, I can easily dub him my new favorite Chief.

Huzzah!

BigMeatballDave 08-30-2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11694526)
Marlin is right about one thing in all of this.....it is about what the team does on the field.

Marlin was 6 years old the last time a Chiefs fan saw a win in a post season football game. He is right, it is about production on the field. My wife's 97 year old grandmother had exactly the same number of touchdown receptions in 2014 as any professional wide receiver playing in Kansas City. As far as I am concerned marlin can shut his ****ing mouth until he gets into the endzone in a Chiefs helmet during a regular season game.


Hate fantasy football all you want but there has been a decade of football for Chiefs fans where it was the only reason to watch the steaming shit we paid to see on the field.

Maybe he wasn't watching football when we were suffering through Todd Collins and Tyler thigpin. There are 6-8 games a week no one outside of their maerkers would watch without a rooting FFB interest.

As far as comments about his salary, he can eat a bag of dick whistles on that, because as fans we do watch the salary cap. We are invested in the tea,s interest longer than MOST of the players, including this one who has been a chief for 5 minutes. You get the big bucks, fans expect you to back it up on the field.

Not a single time have I ever rooted against the Chiefs for FFB reasons, but for the decade we saw them suck, and they were losing anyway, it didn't hurt anything if the shit performing defense gave up another late TD to a RB who happens to be on my team.

:D https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...IgUM_gcIlqrFlc

Iowanian 08-30-2015 05:43 PM

F'ing iPad!!!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-30-2015 05:49 PM

That Marlin is a slippery one....

teedubya 08-30-2015 06:58 PM

It's one of the reasons that I don't play Fantasy Football anymore. I can't stand cheering for players on teams that I can't stand.

Gonzo 08-30-2015 07:07 PM

I just popped a huge boner reading this. Maclin is now my favorite Chief.

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-30-2015 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11695018)
I just popped a huge boner reading this. Maclin is now my favorite Chief.

Read the other article as well. He's an impressive specimen.

dj56dt58 08-30-2015 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11694206)
exactly

I'm an avid fantasy football fan but I always cheer for the Chiefs first ... a few years back, when the Chiefs were garbage, I was sitting next to a Chiefs fan at a bar while we were watching Chiefs/Chargers and he had Rivers on his team and he kept cheering every time Rivers threw a TD and I was like ... "really, man?"

Cheering for fantasy players over your team when your team is garbage is really no different than wanting to tank for the draft.

Before Reid and Dorsey The Chiefs were so miserable I really can't blame the person. Fantasy football was their only reason to care at that point

Iowanian 08-30-2015 08:20 PM

I wonder is Jeremy marlin would approve of the name of my 14 man FFB team after getting stuck with Marshawn lynch at pick 5. Beast infection.



I am considering. "What would Jeremy marlin do" for the next team.

dj56dt58 08-30-2015 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 11692681)
Wow he makes some really good points. I just quit all my fantasy leagues after reading that, except the pick 'em pool I do every year with former co workers that I have been in for like 15 years. Maybe I will enjoy football more now. Haha he will be happy because when I dropped out of one of the leagues, the draft got cancelled because it made the league have an odd number of teams. I am going to screen shot that and put it on his twitter, maybe I will get an autographed jersey out of the deal or something hahaha.

I hope your joking..if not you are a huge douchebag

kcxiv 08-30-2015 11:14 PM

I stand behind him in that. **** fantasy football.

kcxiv 08-30-2015 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 11695191)
I hope your joking..if not you are a huge douchebag

He's a douchebag because he didnt want to play fantasy football anymore?

Earthling 08-30-2015 11:28 PM

I can understand the allure of playing fantasy football but I never could root for anyone other than a Chiefs player, under any circumstance. (Especially someone on a different AFCW team.) But that's just me and I don't feel one way or another about anyone else doing it. Hell, if you're having fun then go for it.

Why Not? 08-31-2015 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcxiv (Post 11695471)
He's a douchebag because he didnt want to play fantasy football anymore?

No. He'd be a huge douchebag for quitting doing something he enjoys because Jeremy Maclin disapproves. He'd be a huge douchebag for dicking over his friends or co-workers by bailing on there draft and finally, if he were actually serious, he would be an extreme douchebag for thinking he could get some memorabilia out of the deal.


Your inability to get that kind of makes you a huge douchebag.






Edit: I'm just ****ing with you on the last part.

WhawhaWhat 08-31-2015 06:56 AM

I have seen people at Arrowhead stadium in full Chiefs gear cheering for players on the other team and I know it's because of fantasy. I hope those people fall down the stairs.

I do play fantasy football and baseball but I never have Chiefs or Royals on my team and I would never cheer for my fantasy team vs the Chiefs/Royals.

Also, **** Matthew Berry.

Pablo 08-31-2015 11:40 AM

It isn't hard to be a fan of your team and play fantasy football as well.

I will draft some Chiefs if they fit the need. I will draft divisional opponents if they fit the need.

Fantasy football apparently finger-banged some of your kids, bufkin style.

Pablo 08-31-2015 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 11694315)
I think the truth hurts for Maclin. He is a piece of meat on the field and no one will care if he gets brain damaged or injured. Fans aren't going do crap for him if he is injured, they will just cheer for the next fast guy that wears the same laundry as him.

LMAO

temper11 08-31-2015 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11692694)
Thanks Obama.

:LOL:

Beef Supreme 08-31-2015 12:16 PM

Fantasy Football is Dungeons and Dragons for sports nerds.

The Franchise 08-31-2015 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcxiv (Post 11695471)
He's a douchebag because he didnt want to play fantasy football anymore?

He's a douchebag because he ****ed people over who actually wanted to play fantasy football.

Nzoner 08-31-2015 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11696098)
It isn't hard to be a fan of your team and play fantasy football as well.

I will draft some Chiefs if they fit the need. I will draft divisional opponents if they fit the need.

Fantasy football apparently finger-banged some of your kids, bufkin style.

:thumb:

Rausch 09-01-2015 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 11694546)
This.

Anyone who cares more about their fantasy team or is unable to separate the two is a moron...most people I know care MUCH MUCH more about their real teams....and the fantasy teams are just a way to have some fun during the other games

People look at these idiots and it gets them stirred up.

People also need to realize that Fantasy football is the MAIN reason NFL fans have become more knowledgable about the league as a whole and not just blind homers who only know about their own team. It impacts everything from fans watching preseason games to more and more people watching the draft.

And it's pretty ****ing stupid for a guy who makes money playing a game to scold me for trying to make money playing a game...

007 09-01-2015 04:54 AM

I'm liking this guy more and more. This is one of the reasons I stopped playing fantasy football. It killed my gameday enjoyment. I was so damn focused on my fantasy team I lost sight of MY favorite NFL team.

Rausch 09-01-2015 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 11697603)
I'm liking this guy more and more. This is one of the reasons I stopped playing fantasy football. It killed my gameday enjoyment. I was so damn focused on my fantasy team I lost sight of MY favorite NFL team.

It's just like sports betting.

I don't root for my team to lose, but when the inevitably do, I've got a nice consolation prize to soothe the pain...

007 09-01-2015 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11697605)
It's just like sports betting.

I don't root for my team to lose, but when the inevitably do, I've got a nice consolation prize to soothe the pain...

do you start opposing players against the Chiefs.

Rausch 09-01-2015 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 11697608)
do you start opposing players against the Chiefs.

Why not?

If I'm playing fanduel I know exactly why I should or shouldn't start a player vs. the Chiefs.

And I think the Chiefs D will score daddy a lot of pts this year...:evil:

Marcellus 09-01-2015 05:54 AM

Oddly enough ESPN has Maclin as a top 15-20 Fantasy WR this year.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-01-2015 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11697602)
People look at these idiots and it gets them stirred up.

People also need to realize that Fantasy football is the MAIN reason NFL fans have become more knowledgable about the league as a whole and not just blind homers who only know about their own team. It impacts everything from fans watching preseason games to more and more people watching the draft.

And it's pretty ****ing stupid for a guy who makes money playing a game to scold me for trying to make money playing a game...

Take your J-Mac scolding like a man, damn you. :evil:

OctoberFart 11-23-2015 10:52 AM

Maclin knew he would suck this year under check down Charlie and the fat man.

Bowser 11-23-2015 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11901605)
Maclin knew he would suck this year under check down Charlie and the fat man.

And yet the suck team he's on still has a better record than the Raiders. I'm as shocked as anyone at that news*.







*Not really. The Raiders have been, are and will most likely always be terribad. But look out for their fantasy players!

KCTitus 11-23-2015 10:58 AM

Sorry, Mr. Maclin...Fantasy Football is the ONLY thing that makes this product watchable. The product on the field is horrible.

There is no clear definition of a catch for crying out loud....every call is questionable and up for interpretation and this league is over officiated.

Bowser 11-23-2015 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCTitus (Post 11901619)
There is no clear definition of a catch for crying out loud....every call is questionable and up for interpretation and this league is over officiated.

This is so freaking true and likely worthy of its own thread.

OctoberFart 11-23-2015 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11901617)
And yet the suck team he's on still has a better record than the Raiders. I'm as shocked as anyone at that news*.







*Not really. The Raiders have been, are and will most likely always be terribad. But look out for their fantasy players!

In the end though you still have Alex Smith and Andy Reid. You have reached the ceiling. That is good enough for the owners of your team so it should be good for you.

DJ's left nut 11-23-2015 11:30 AM

Maclin sucks now? Well that's news to me.

He's missed a game, so that obviously hurts his numbers a little but if you prorate his stats over 16 games, he'd be on pace for about 1,100 yards and 85 catches. That certainly doesn't suck.

And even beyond the stats, I don't know how people can't see the impact he has on the offense. If !@#$ing Kelce could ever hold onto a ball, you'd see how many of those routes he's opened up over the middle. Moreover, the attention he gets absolutely makes it easier for the RBs to find space.

He's been worth every penny this year. He's a perfect addition to the offense.

lewdog 11-23-2015 03:14 PM

It's because of this thread I drafted Maclin.

It's because of this thread that I am pissed off.

Mother****erJones 11-23-2015 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11901605)
Maclin knew he would suck this year under check down Charlie and the fat man.

Maclin sucks? :facepalm:

OctoberFart 11-23-2015 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11901713)
Maclin sucks now? Well that's news to me.

He's missed a game, so that obviously hurts his numbers a little but if you prorate his stats over 16 games, he'd be on pace for about 1,100 yards and 85 catches. .

How do you come up with that? Try about 75 catches and 950 yards. He has 9 catches for under 100 yards last 3 games. He knew his numbers would suck once he cashed KC's checks with Checkdown Charlie and that fat **** that thinks he is a great coach.

Pablo 11-23-2015 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11902243)
It's because of this thread I drafted Maclin.

It's because of this thread that I am pissed off.

Me too man. Never trust a wr with Alex throwing the ball to him. Bad fantasy play.

DJ's left nut 11-23-2015 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11902333)
How do you come up with that? Try about 75 catches and 950 yards. He knew his numbers would suck once he cashed KC's checks with Checkdown Charlie and that fat **** that thinks he is a great coach.

48/9*16=85

612/9*16=1088

Health is a skill and missing a game obviously matters, but if you're looking at what he's doing on a per game basis, he's playing well. Moreover, it's not as though he's missed half the season either, he's just missed the single game (despite taking some brutal cheap shots this year) and when he's been in there, he's been an excellent weapon for us.

On a per game basis, Amari Cooper's put up 16 game rates of 82 catches and 1175 yards. He's been very slightly more productive than Maclin game in, game out (fewer catches/gm, more yards) and has not missed a game so that's a mark in his favor.

Per game, they've been about equally productive. Cooper's numbers are better due to having the extra game played. That's the difference between a guy that's had a very good season (Cooper) and a guy that's 'sucked'?

You're talking out your ass here. Maclin's been a very good player for the Chiefs. He's been everything we could've asked for.

dls6501 11-23-2015 04:19 PM

Its hilarious to me that Alex Smith's teammates are always publicly downplaying statistics. I bet you position players who actually produce at average to above average levels rarely bitch about fantasy football.

Hammock Parties 11-23-2015 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11901713)

He's been worth every penny this year. He's a perfect addition to the offense.

Maclin has increased our passing yards per game by 25 and decreased our passing TDs per game by 0.2.

Worth every penny, brah.

Quite frankly, his game logs outside a lot of garbage time against Green Bay and Cincy are...well...par for the course with our QB. Sad. This guy could ruin Jerry Rice.

http://i.imgur.com/6sSVED2.jpg

Mr. Laz 11-23-2015 04:30 PM

Only place i have ever seen that talks MORE shit about their own team and players than they do their rivals.

DJ's left nut 11-23-2015 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11902385)
words

Didn't read, idiot troll.

Bearcat 11-23-2015 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11902385)
par for the course with our QB. Sad. This guy could ruin Jerry Rice.

You're not going to last very long at this rate.

Hammock Parties 11-23-2015 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11902402)
Didn't read, idiot troll.

It isn't that you are wrong about Maclin, friend. He's a fine receiver.

But this happens. In this town. On this team. With our QBs.

Not a lot you can do about it.

DaFace 11-23-2015 04:39 PM

This past month has made it pretty clear how much GoChiefs drags down discussion around here.

ToxSocks 11-23-2015 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 11902405)
You're not going to last very long at this rate.

This is Bob's fault, AND yours.

Chiefs are 4-0 with this guy banned.....

LoneWolf 11-23-2015 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11902407)
It isn't that you are wrong about Maclin, friend. He's a fine receiver.

But this happens. In this town. On this team. With our QBs.

Not a lot you can do about it.

I anxiously await your next vacation.

Hammock Parties 11-23-2015 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 11902412)
This past month has made it pretty clear how much GoChiefs drags down discussion around here.

By providing a statement and backing it up with facts?

Yeah, really dragging it down there, buddy.

ThaVirus 11-23-2015 04:48 PM

You really are Hootieing it up right now, GoChiefs.

Probably just go ahead and sit the next few plays out.

Rausch 11-23-2015 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 11902393)
Only place i have every seen that talks MORE shit about their own team and players than they do their rivals.

You should visit a Browns or Jets board...

Brock 11-23-2015 05:00 PM

Gotta say you weren't missed, clay.

Bearcat 11-23-2015 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11902424)
By providing a statement and backing it up with facts?

Yeah, really dragging it down there, buddy.

It's only about one thing, making threads about Alex Smith... which you've already done twice in a thread about defense and a thread about Maclin (and yes, I'm aware the latter is closely related).

Mr. Laz 11-23-2015 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 11902452)
Gotta say you weren't missed, clay.

not even for a single second

Mother****erJones 11-23-2015 05:18 PM

Clay will be banned soon. He wants it. He deserves it

OctoberFart 11-23-2015 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 11902405)
You're not going to last very long at this rate.

You guys are very sensitive/weak minded aND quick to ban peeps from threads. I'd still like to see what I got banned from the offseason gun thread for.

New World Order 11-23-2015 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11902486)
You guys are very sensitive/weak minded aND quick to ban peeps from threads. I'd still like to see what I got banned from the offseason gun thread for.


You're still here, aren't you?

New World Order 11-23-2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 11902479)
Clay will be banned soon. He wants it. He deserves it


We should be campaigning for an October banning...

Mother****erJones 11-23-2015 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 11902488)
We should be campaigning for an October banning...

Meh he hides and peeks out of his Oscar the Grouch trash can every now and then. He's harmless.

OctoberFart 11-24-2015 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 11902479)
Clay will be banned soon. He wants it. He deserves it

He loves trolling you guys. Then he goes and says the exact opposite of his takes here and sounds like you guys trolling the donkey forums. He needs to make up his mind. Does he hate the Chiefs or is he a Chiefs homer.

New World Order 11-24-2015 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11904479)
He loves trolling you guys. Then he goes and says the exact opposite of his takes here and sounds like you guys trolling the donkey forums. He needs to make up his mind. Does he hate the Chiefs or is he a Chiefs homer.


How does it feel to have another losing season?

Mother****erJones 11-24-2015 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11904479)
He loves trolling you guys. Then he goes and says the exact opposite of his takes here and sounds like you guys trolling the donkey forums. He needs to make up his mind. Does he hate the Chiefs or is he a Chiefs homer.

I caught him on his bs last night saying we'll get our asses kicked by buffalo.

OctoberFart 11-24-2015 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 11904484)
How does it feel to have another losing season?

I'm happy with this year. We got a great nucleus to build on and are headed in the right direction. I'll be back to ask you how does it feel to lose to us?

Mother****erJones 11-24-2015 02:18 PM

I definitely can't knock Oakland they have a nice young core. QB and WR.

threebag 11-26-2015 12:02 PM

**** him, flush him with the rest of the shit

ThaVirus 11-26-2015 12:35 PM

Maclin Firing shots at Fantasy Football owners.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 11907389)
**** him, flush him with the rest of the shit


Wut

DJ's left nut 11-30-2015 09:37 AM

Yeah, you guys are right - the guy totally sucks and has no impact on our offense at all.

We'd be just as good with Dwayne Bowe.

OctoberFart 11-30-2015 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11917059)
Yeah, you guys are right - the guy totally sucks and has no impact on our offense at all.

We'd be just as good with Dwayne Bowe.

He was lighting up the fantasy scores yesterday. Too bad he was on the bench for most guys like me.

DJ's left nut 12-06-2015 11:27 PM

Raiders fans and Clay.

Peas in a big dumb ****ing pod.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-06-2015 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11917064)
He was lighting up the fantasy scores yesterday. Too bad he was on the bench for most guys like me.

Hope he packed your shit in today on an opponent roster like he did ending the Faids season

Hammock Parties 12-06-2015 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11935310)
Raiders fans and Clay.

Peas in a big dumb ****ing pod.

The Chiefs are winning and you're sitting here talking about me.

Is that really what you want?

DJ's left nut 12-07-2015 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11935337)
The Chiefs are winning and you're sitting here talking about me.

Is that really what you want?

Yes.

Because this is exactly the bullshit I said you'd pull. Piss and moan and bitch and just generally be a ****stain all season, then if the Chiefs start winning you just hop on the bandwagon and say "I'm glad I was wrong, let's all just be friends now!"

**** you, go sit in the corner. By all rights you should be banned and it has nothing to do with not wanting to deal with your trolling. It's because you shouldn't be allowed to participate in any revelry around here.

Stinger 12-07-2015 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11935703)
Yes.

Because this is exactly the bullshit I said you'd pull. Piss and moan and bitch and just generally be a ****stain all season, then if the Chiefs start winning you just hop on the bandwagon and say "I'm glad I was wrong, let's all just be friends now!"

**** you, go sit in the corner. By all rights you should be banned and it has nothing to do with not wanting to deal with your trolling. It's because you shouldn't be allowed to participate in any revelry around here.

......

http://45.media.tumblr.com/8f5eec2af...6lino1_400.gif

TLO 12-07-2015 10:32 AM

**** this thread

Don Corlemahomes 12-07-2015 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11935703)
Yes.

Because this is exactly the bullshit I said you'd pull. Piss and moan and bitch and just generally be a ****stain all season, then if the Chiefs start winning you just hop on the bandwagon and say "I'm glad I was wrong, let's all just be friends now!"

**** you, go sit in the corner. By all rights you should be banned and it has nothing to do with not wanting to deal with your trolling. It's because you shouldn't be allowed to participate in any revelry around here.

Oh shit. This is a ****ing curb stomp.

Rausch 12-07-2015 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11904508)
I'm happy with this year. We got a great nucleus to build on and are headed in the right direction. I'll be back to ask you how does it feel to lose to us?

You'll be back because we have your keys...

Saul Good 12-07-2015 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11904508)
I'm happy with this year. We got a great nucleus to build on and are headed in the right direction. I'll be back to ask you how does it feel to lose to us?

I like the direction you're headed. 1-4 in your last 5 games...

Mother****erJones 12-07-2015 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11935703)
Yes.

Because this is exactly the bullshit I said you'd pull. Piss and moan and bitch and just generally be a ****stain all season, then if the Chiefs start winning you just hop on the bandwagon and say "I'm glad I was wrong, let's all just be friends now!"

**** you, go sit in the corner. By all rights you should be banned and it has nothing to do with not wanting to deal with your trolling. It's because you shouldn't be allowed to participate in any revelry around here.

http://i.giphy.com/5YF9dwGZ29rVe.gif

Mother****erJones 12-07-2015 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11901605)
Maclin knew he would suck this year under check down Charlie and the fat man.

You were saying? Typical raider troll bullshit. Sit the **** down. You go hide when you lose.


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