This is a sobering thought.

Terrifying, actually

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Yup, she's as fit as I expected from a Royals fan. ;)

Everybody keep in mind that the J's won 3 straight elimination games against Texas. Howbeit they clinched at home, they won 2 on the road 1st before going back home.

It's been a fun series so far and I feel KC will get the pennant, but don't count the J's out until it's over!

This Royals team seems to do a good job of keeping focus, I highly doubt they think this one is over already.

A victory today would be so, so sweet.

I'm not worried about the Royals coming out flat. Or what happens if the Jays take one today. The series is ours now. We've got a stranglehold and we aren't giving it back.

Sorry that you ran into the post season buzz saw that is the Royals you Canadian cock milkers!

Well, I don't suspect they are going to roll over and die, but their bullpen is ****ed today. Meaning, they might have to leave Estrada in longer than they want to. If not, they may have to waste Price to come in and relieve.

Either way, big KC advantage right now, especially given we have a well-rested Duffy (who could give us 3-4+) and Davis (who could give us 2) ready to go in the pen.

So much of the world would be right if the Royals won today.

We'd end the series. We'd have several days to sit back and relish it. We'd have time to set up our WS starting rotation any way we'd like. I could catch up on some of my backlogged TV viewing.

If we lose, I guarantee you I will immediately go into crisis mode and fret so much about blowing the series that Hootie will leave the threads in disgust and WilliamtheIrish will reach through his computer monitor and slap me across the face.

I got a bad feeling about this afternoon. But they already took one in Toronto, which was all I was asking for anyway.

That's a helluva double play

I'm not gonna lie. I like tits, two at a time

ROFL

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Some <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/bookspinepoetry?src=hash">#bookspinepoetry</a> for our friends <a href="https://twitter.com/BlueJays">@BlueJays</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/torontolibrary">@torontolibrary</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TaketheCrown?src=hash">#TaketheCrown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoRoyals?src=hash">#GoRoyals</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ALCS?src=hash">#ALCS</a> <a href="https://t.co/Zj5ZvhFljv">pic.twitter.com/Zj5ZvhFljv</a></p>&mdash; KCMO Public Library (@KCLibrary) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCLibrary/status/656619363257028608">October 20, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Texas Governor says Hi.

Not cool.

I believe what the KC Public Library tweets has a real bearing on the game as well.

I do not.

Volquez is feeling sexy today. I know it.

I just have this feeling Estrada's going to pitch really well. If so, hopefully we can keep it close and then rally against the bullpen from 7-9.

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LET'S GO!

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Mr October Mike Moustakas has reverted back to Mike Moustinkas. He's now a dreadful 5-35 this postseason with no extra base hits. Awful. Hope I can reverse-mojo his ass like I did to Rios yesterday.

That's trash talk, not announcing something prematurely because you believe it to be fact. If this were tweeted during the 8th inning it would be a much different story.

Edit: Actually it was tweeted after the game yesterday so it's really just a comment on the game that had just finished.

One hour folks

The way our offense has been going about their business, I feel pretty good about matching up with Estrada. Not to say we'll get 15 hits again, but 10 hits and 5 or 6 runs, and hopefully Eddy has it going.

WTF???

Gonna need 10 more tonight. Can't play tickle the nut sacks....

:thumb:

Well, maybe after the victory in the locker room.

The one thing I don't worry about is letting up on our part. We're too experienced and too good to do that. If the Blue Jays win this game, it's because they play the game of their lives and take it.

And then they'd have to do it two more times.

But are the nipples erect in anticipation of a Royal victory. These are the sort things that science demands to see evidence of!

Raul and Pete deserve a booth together. I don't know if it would work but it sure would be funny.

Yeah, I'm not worried at all about our mental state -- overconfidence, whatever.

Sometimes, though, their pitcher has it and yours doesn't. That's really all I'm afraid of.

I just really want to win today, whichever way, to extinguish even a smidgen of Jays hope.

Uh no.

Its a classic feel-smart hedge. If we win, who cares, hooray, we're back in the world series. If we lose, he had a bad feeling about it, so clearly we're dealing with a psychic or a brilliant sports analyst here.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Like I said <a href="https://twitter.com/BlueJays">@BlueJays</a> are planning to return to KC. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BagsPacked?src=hash">#BagsPacked</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/kmbc">@kmbc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TakeTheCrown?src=hash">#TakeTheCrown</a> <a href="https://t.co/fg9N6NWrkj">pic.twitter.com/fg9N6NWrkj</a></p>&mdash; Kris Ketz (@KrisKetzKMBC) <a href="https://twitter.com/KrisKetzKMBC/status/656913599563042816">October 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Pete Rose singing Kansas City. lol

Pete Rose is hilarious.

Pssst...

This was his post pregame yesterday.

God damn that's a lot of HGH.

Anybody having trouble finding the stream on foxsportsgo? I have about a hundred Champion's League options, no FS1 stream showing.

That reminds me of Len Dawson's story about beating the Raiders in the playoffs to reach Super Bowl IV.

Never mind, found it.

Alright. Let's win a pennant. Today. Feel like relaxing and celebrating tonight.

Feels like a good day to go the World Series

Royals getting a lot of pre-game love for sure.

I'm looking for Moose to be the hero today. He's due.

We started the inning at 50.0%

Good AB already

Got suckered

Zobrist swung at two balls out of the strike zone

Time for a royal victory!

Yeah, you can't look at that LoCain

Welp, guess we're going back to KC

Estrada is on.

:rolleyes:

Looks locked in

The last one was right on the corner. Perfect pitch.

half way through the 1st inning and we already got this shit? Wow you guys are a ****ing buzz kill....

I love you guys. LMAO

Cueto looked good in the 1st inning of the last game he pitched. How'd that work out?

This game is all about Volquez. We will score 4-5.

I hope we get a bit more patient. I'd love to get into their pen early.

Yep

Let's get thru the 1st and everyone will feel a lot better

I feel like we're going to get raped today.

Of course I felt like that yesterday too.

Nah, Escobar swung at the first pitch, so victory is ours

Don't lump me in with his shit. Estrada looked good.

Well, yeah. We didnt plan to stay in Toronto after the Royals win today.

My brain has trouble comprehending that it's dark there already.

:D

Let's go Eddie!

The last strike was, yes.

VOL-QUEZ

Huh?

:spock:

I am confused

Psst, it's a dome

Come on Blue

Sit down one who sucks the penis

Go sit down, bitch boi

Sit your bitch ass down Donaldson.