Gods of Egypt was awful.

This reminds of another terrible movie that was critically acclaimed. Birdman.

Pain don't hurt.

American Beauty

:D

The Santa Clause 3 was not worth paying movie theater money.

I'll fight you. After you get out of the hospital...

Heh. It's a fun guilty pleasure movie. It was on a couple of months ago and I watched it. Hadn't seen it in years.

The idea that there's some great national brotherhood of bouncers so entrenched that even hicks at a podunk Missouri bar would know of their superstars is even less likely than the assassins' neutral ground hotel in John Wick.

Still, it's fun. I can't imagine it would have worked with anybody other than Swayze and Elliot in the leads, though.

Never saw that one.

wow

Seriously, many of the old ones are comically bad now. I watched part of one of the Moore movies recently (can't remember which one) and was amazed by how cheesy and awful it was.

The only Bond movie in my collection is the Craig version of Casino Royale.

some more recent ones:

2:22

BOKEH

Seriously going to a Jack Black movie is like playing Russian Roulette with 5 bullets in the chamber.

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LMAO, damn. I immediately thought of this watching that clip -

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Battlefield Earth with John Travolta. 2.4/10 on IMBD.

Freddy Got Fingered.

Yeah, **** that movie. When Bill lays down the gun and bows to John Travolta when he has him dead to rights, that was the "I'M OUT" moment in that film for me. The book was good; they did a Dune-ian job of wrecking it on screen.

I understand why a lot of people would say its bad but I think its hilarious. Im a big Tom Green fan though.

Anything on Comet TV. It's Channel 5.2 in KC and shows horrible movies 24/7. I'm not sure how they sell any advertising at all.

:spock:

You are in the EXTREME minority with this one.

In my top 10 all-time favorites.

WTF?

You're dead to me.

Two girls one....

Pulp Fiction

*Runs behind cover

Except for a few scenes I've never watched it. I just can't stand watching buttchin face in movies.

Face Off


Two over rated actors doing what they do over act and it's a dumb movie.

I fell asleep :(

I watched mission Impossible 2 last night. That shit hasn't aged well either.

I never watched any of those after the first one - I never could get over them making Jim Phelps a traitor. :mad:

Howard the Duck
Glitter

And









Batman and Robin

Eyes wide shut.

I used to watch this movie called Yor the hunter from the future when I was a kid. I watched it just a couple of years ago and it was so terrible I actually liked it. Reb Brown has been in some awesomely horrible movies.

Cloverfield still tops my list as worst movie of all time.

Batman and Robin
Battlefield Earth
Christmas with the Kranks
Lady in the Water
Ghostbusters (recent)
anything starring Vin Diesel
any Godzilla movie
Star Wars Ep3

:cuss: oh that ****ing pissed me off too. They could have at least made an imposter and Ethan figures it out and finds the real Jim Phelps dangling over a pit and he saves his life or something but not ****ing be a traitor that was ****ing dumb as ****.


TV shows turned into movies just don't work for me I could never watch The A-Team movie.

Armageddon

Manchester by the Sea.

Just incredibly dull. Watching a person with one emotion for about two hours isn't interesting; it is annoying. The plot is boring and it ends suddenly.

The Daniel Craig films are the dogs in the franchise. No sense of fun or fantasy. Diet Jason Bourne.

Ben Affleck's best moment, and it wasn't in the film itself, but the DVD commentary

"Why did they train oil drillers to become astronauts, instead of training astronauts to drill holes?"

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LMAO

I was a fan of the Asimov trilogy but knew going in that the film was going to be drastically different, so it didn't bother me.

I thought the performances, especially Alan Tudyk as Sonny, were very good. There haven't been many sci-fi movies in the past decade that were worth a crap, so I give it a C+.

Off topic, I'm really looking forward to The Orville and Netflix's Lost in Space, which has an excellent cast and will be dramatic sci-fi, not comedy.

Galaxy Quest is back in development at Amazon, so the tide may be turning.

Mike Myers effectively killed the Bond series with Austin Powers, although it's been somewhat redeemed by Daniel Craig, even though Quantum of Solace and Spectre were disappointing.

Mulholland Drive

4 & 5 were ****ing badass. 2 and 3 aren't worth watching.

Jeremy Renner was a nice addition to the team.

I wouldn't know.

Seriously, making Jim Phelps a traitor would be like a Hogan's Heroes movie where Hogan ends up being a gestapo agent and Newkirk saves the day.

Yeah, I wasn't the biggest fan of the revisionist history in that film and two and three to me were nowhere near as good as the first.

But my dad told me to check out 4, so I watched it on Amazon Prime and was blown away. 5 was great, too. Cruise doing his own stunts just gives the series even more realism and without giving anything away, there's an insanely intense scene in 4 that's set in Dubai that's mind blowing.

I think if you go in thinking it's just a different series altogether, you might enjoy them.

Or not. :D

Message in a bottle

Another vote for Armageddon and Face off

I remember only making it through 20 minutes of Bio-Dome, it was awful.

I've tried three times to get through Batman and Robin. Just can't do it.

Another recent movie that I thought insulted my intelligence was Olympus Has Fallen. Now, I love a mindless action movie, but that was just so ****ing implausible from start to finish that I actually was offended at its stupidity.

Top 10 American movie ever made.

White House down is not better. I can't remember which is which but they're both bad.

I fell asleep in theater during Matrix Reloaded.

They should have stopped after the first one.

Broken Arrow. Cheesy and horrid.

American Beauty is a Top Ten All Time American movie. No argument.

Rambo 3 is mine

I actually liked it 20 years ago. I can't image it aged well.

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For the longest time, whenever me and a certain set of my friends who were in on the joke would be working on something that was sensitive or precarious, like say we were moving an expensive piece of furniture, or putting up holiday lights on a precarious portion of a house, we would break the tension by muttering

'could you stop . . . shooting . . . at the thermonuclear weapons?'

It did have some funny lines, though. Like "Please... don't... shoot... the nuclear weapons." LMAO

Dammit! :cuss:

DID YOU TWO JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS????

Seriously. You generally have to be named George Lucas to shit all over your previous great work that completely. Have those two weirdos done anything worth a crap since the first Matrix?

V For Vendetta

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My nominations are:

* Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
* Highlander 2 - The Quickening
* The Last Airbender

All of the American Pie movies

Stepbrothers...And just about every movie that has every had WIll Ferrell or John C Reilly. Those movies are so stupid that I just can't stand them. I will say that John C Reilly was funny as the monk in Anger Management and was fine when he wasn't trying to be funny in Guardians of the Galaxy. But I can't think of a single role that Will Ferrell has played in which he was remotely funny.

Yeah, I don't care for either of them, either.

Which is why I've never seen Stepbrothers. :thumb:

Okay, they get a good measure of redemption for V. That rocked.

As for your nominees, I've seen bits of Highlander 2, but never watched it because I heard such horrible things about it, and I didn't want some ruinous shit to tarnish the original Highlander, which is one of my favorites.

For the same reason, I've never seen that Crystal Skull movie. Much like Alien 3 and Arthur 2, it does not exist in my world.

And I quit watching M. Night Whatever movies after the odious Signs. :grr:

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Indecent Proposal


Could they have made Woody Harrelson a more pathetic loser?



Robert Redford I'll **** your wife for your wife for one million dollars.



You can't call Hue Hefner and **** any number of his Bunnies?

Things were different in the 90s man.

Dude Wheres My Car

That movie founded my hatred for anything ashton kutcher does on screen.

North Shore. I was hanging out in Philadelphia waiting to be sent off to my ship and went to a nearby movie theater. It's the only movie I have ever walked out on.

LMAO

Man there are some really good nominees in here.
Dune mentioned over and over. I’ll say this….while it certainly isn’t a great movie….visually there was some cool stuff….AND you get to laugh quite a bit.
I WILL KILL HIM! Sting…put some clothes on bro!

Dayze…was surprised to see you say Men In Black. I really liked it. Different strokes I guess…

KC Tattoo….Armageddon is one of my favs….I shit you not. It cracks me up man.

Rain Man….Kill Bill!?! REALLY!?

New World Order….Pulp Fiction!!!!!! YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

The one I think hit it on the head.
The Happening

WTF is up with this stupid stupid STUUUUPID movie!
If you haven’t seen it….thank the movie gods and never ever EVER waste 1 second of your time checking it out.

Yeah me too, not bad.

Has anyone nominated all but the first 40 minutes or so of the Pirates of the Caribbean series? I thought the beginning of the first movie was awesome, but it quickly descended into awfulness and continued to sink from there as far as I'm concerned.

I haven't seen it but Draft Day with Kevin Costner looks abysmal I don't think I could stomach it.



frankotank, if I knew Armageddon was meant to be funny then it is comic gold

Gold Jerry Gold

No Howard the Duck?

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