Zero? Me too. As recent as last year. Nice to see them step up and draft a legit starter.

I legitimately, though I'm not medically qualified, think you may be mentally reeruned...

Refer him to Rico, he seems to be diagnosing schizophrenic conditions in other members (or himself), maybe he can help.

Why are you so upset about this, cooper? rico is just playing around.

Good god YES!!!

Great reference to the classic 2001 A Space Odyssey

Think??? I have this clown pegged as grade A, first-class Wichita mongoloid. I'm shocked that it can use a keyboard.

"Sandy", we really need you to take your medicine. I'm afraid that sucking all of the roster's players for Alex to watch and enjoy may have sent your feeble mind to the Cocoa Puff factory.

If Alex Smith has an awesome year and wills this team to SB, do you bring him back next season? If the Chiefs win the SB, do you bring him back or just say thanks and move on to the Mahomes era? I think at least scenario #2 would sit better w/ a lot of people, rather than thinking, "what if?"

Really

You're ASSuming I am Sandy, you best be calling Sandy out as the "one who sucks the penis" be cause I am not Sandy and I am offended by it. Please make your future references to Sandy and Cocksucking not include my name...

Thx in advance

"Sandy", we really need you to take your medicine. I'm afraid that sucking all of the roster's players for Alex to watch and enjoy may have sent your feeble mind to the Cocoa Puff factory.

I mean....

Not sure why people want to spend their free time creating mult accounts to fool around with people on the internet. To each their own I guess but wow.

IMHO

He already knows that he is leaving no matter what. He was warned before they picked PMll.

The question is do the Chiefs get a 1st round pick and does Alex11 get a $20M 4 year deal with $40M guaranteed when the divorce happens.

If he doesn't get us there (winning in the real playoffs minimum, he will be playing for a team like the Bills or the Jags (Browns) for 1\2 the money and with no guaranteed cash.

He has himself in a spot between a rock and a hard spot. He is going to put himself out there because of it. I think we have a lot of great football to watch him play this year, or we will see PMll give us a 2nd half of the season to remember. He may even get us there.

They sure spend a lot of time and effort making us newbies feel anything but welcome. Calling us mental cases, one who sucks the peniss and worse. I know it's an internet chat board and yes it is football but I am on far worse sites and the people would never do what they do here...

You're a butt****ing moron

Holy shit, Sandy...this altar ego/multiple personality of yours has some anger issues!!! You need to get it under control!!!

I don't have an axe to grind with you, Sandy...I thought we were friends?!?!?!?

Sandy, I think it is really funny when you try making some analogy, but end up stepping on your own dick in the process. Like that "football fandom is like a marriage" analogy you made that resulted in hella-lulz. Also like the one you just did with the "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" analogy. Yeah, using a pic of Jack Nicholson from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" actually would make sense. One of the ironic things about that movie/book was that Randall Patrick McMurphy wasn't actually clinically insane like the rest of the inmates he was surrounded by. He was impulsive, yes...which led to him being committed to the psych ward, but he wasn't delusional/insane like the rest of the inmates. This was made abundantly clear in the staredown between McMurphy and Nurse Ratched at the end of the "Harding feels peculiar" scene. I do feel like McMurphy aka Jack Nicholson when I am interacting with you Alexsexuals. I feel like I am interacting with a bunch of deludenoids. You are the 2nd biggest deludenoid on this board, Sandy.

Sandy, your mults are so easy to identify, that a police dog trained to find Sandy mults would jump on you and smother you and then proceed to bite your tiny little balls and microscopic penis off!!!

Holy shit, Sandy...is this your way of saying that you have made your way to rapey/sadomasochistic sites?!?! That's messed up!!! Sandy, I am now begging you to get this alter ego under control!!! He's gonna get you in trouble!!!!

Funny thing, Sandy... I actually do have my BA in Psychology and Social Work along with a minor in Chem. I worked in the mental health field for 5.5 years as a a Service Coordinator/Intensive Psychiatric Rehabilitation Practitioner/Regional Internal Business Auditor.

Take it for what it's worth to you, but I think you have completely lost your shit, Sandy.

I should have known you would be an expert on the movie....and yes, I do think that Alex11 will be a different QB this year, either a lot better or a lot worse. calling me a sexual term because I have my opinion on our QB does not make me a "Alexsexual" then you further refer to my comments by referring to me as being deluded even though you used the term deludenoid.

I was just going to use the one where they give him Electro-convulsive therapy. Something tells me you know of this first handed but I am not sure on which end.
The rest is just bull..... I see you didn't use my name, is that because you know you have to play nice.

Let's see how you fare after this entry..."would jump on you and smother you and then proceed to bite your tiny little balls and microscopic penis off!!!"

Once again, I hate to inform you, I am not a "Mult" (I participated in a couple back in the 70's) I asked that you stop this type of negative activity towards me but no, you couldn't let it go.

I wish I could say the same about you not being a douche!!!!!!! But you are proving you are and there are rules about being one....

"There is nothing wrong with having unique opinions. It is part of what makes Chiefsplanet great. However, spamming the same opinion day after day and throughout multiple threads, to the point of thread derailment, is a punishable offense."

Ok Sandy, now this altar ego of yours is starting to not make a "lick of sense," as some of us meth-mouthed Midwesterners would say... Get yourself together, Sandy.

I am not sure how to take this but don't refer to me as Sandy.. Your comments earlier require addressing but not right now. Lets just say I knew you had a mental health background but I must admit I was astonished to see which end of the therapy you were on.


I just looked at you're CP (profile picture) LMFAO!!!!!:D:D:D:D

Unless we come to an understanding, you previous comments are going to be addressed. The hair extensions are on your make up table, lets see what you do with them.

I'm sorry, Sandy. I will never refer to you as "Sandy" again, Sandy.

Btw Sandy, hair extensions.... are you attempting to resurrect the MULLET MAN??!?!? Because it's not like you have to twist my arm like you twist your penis when you are on those "much worse sites" in order to get me to do that... no mullet shame on my end.

You can address the earlier posts if you want to, Sandy. I am genuinely worried about you, Sandy. I am genuinely worried about your well-being...going to these "much worse" sites than these. Sorry for caring, Sandy!!! Jeesh!!!


Haha, whoever you are, you've been around for a while.

Well this thread is certainly an aids dumpster fire.


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Yes it is. Guilty party here. I've doinked around with Sandy enough now, I feel obliged to get this thread back on track...

I hope you get your head on straight, we can discuss the new and improved Alex11.....

LMAO Alright, man...we will have to do that sometime.

Ok, in regards to the article...

First off...Smith set his single season record for yardage with a whopping 3502 yards.... ROFL

Secondly, of course Reid, Smith, Childress, Mahomes, etc. are going to say what they are supposed to say, but when you see them together, does anyone catch a different vibe? Like when you see a picture of the 4 QB's walking together during TC...Mahomes kind of appears to be in a clique that consists of himself. When you see those little clips of Mahomes talking to Alex, Alex kind of seems to have a somewhat annoyed expression of, "ugh, here is that yippy rookie again." I dunno...Alex knows how to appear professional and likely knows that appearing that way will help him in the future, considering he becomes the guy somewhere else, but I wonder what he really thinks/feels.

They keep mentioning age...Alex's old age. The guy is 33. I don't remember anyone tripping over Tom Brady's age in 2010....or Brees in 2012...or Peyton in 2009...etc. I wonder if Alex has 5 years left...and considering he does, I wonder what we could get for him via trade if he QB's another winning season for the Chiefs this year despite his presumed glaringly underwhelming stats. I bet we could get a 1st round pick. If Bradford could be traded for a 1st round pick, I don't see why Alex couldn't, for what does Bradford have on Alex, really?

Kind of like what Sauto mentioned on the first page about Mahomes quote about Alex's efficiency and pre-planning...where he says Alex always has a plan like, "if they run this defense, Im going here...if they run that defense, I am going here." Sure, it will be nice for Mahomes to sit and learn how to be a bit more disciplined with his decision making, but this is an instance where I hope he doesn't totally mimic Alex. It could shed light on why he shits his pants sometimes when his first read is not open. I hope Mahomes learns how to read defenses, but doesn't unlearn his ability to improvise due to sitting and watching Smith planning his targets prior to the snap...for Mahomes's improvisational skills are one of the many components of his game that separates him from other QB's and makes him a dynamic threat/fun to watch. I hope he doesn't totally lose touch with certain things that he already has in his game.

Jfc we can't even discuss football with out the alextards derailing every ****ing thread.

The concept of the article certainly was one.

I corrected his punctuation, and capitalization, not his grammar:D:D:D:D

It was late, I was tired, but Rico and I worked out our differences. Now he can make fun of me all he wants...Well, maybe just once a week in case Alex11 bites a big one this season.

My absolute and sincere apology for so ravenously butchering the English language as we know it. How can I ever say "I am sorry" without really meaning it? I know, i'll install the new keyboard that the USPS just delivered and get my " ," and "?" keys working again so I don't have to cut and paste them every time.

As I have said in the past: Alex11 knows that he is gone. Alex11 also knows a stellar season will get him a multi-year gig with a big fat payday, a signing bonus, and a guaranteed salary with another team. for the rest of his career.

The F.O. and Andy both understand that pulling Alex11 at anytime may cost them the equity they hold in his contract. A QB who just won the AFC championship has value. An aging QB who either failed to make post season play or failed to make it past the wild card game and into the "real playoffs": Not so much.
Alex11 also knows that being replaced by PMll mid-season will have him playing the rest of his career as a one year gig quarterback with 1\2 the money (if he is lucky) and no guarantees.

In other news Miller and Chris Jones will play. Seantavious, Mitchell, and Santos won't play

Jesus someone found the crayons.

sandy barrett is on fire today

Please feel free to shove that "Sandy" crap right back up your eclipse tunnel. I am not Sandy. I will keep repeating it until it stops.

Sandy

You may want to change from Sandy Cheeks to Sandy Vagina.

Sandy

**** here we go with the mult shit again after you all looked like clowns for thinking Tiger was Black Bob. Only thing you guys can sniff out is each other's cumstained assholes.

Mitchell is out again this game. God help us all if Gaines is the starter vs the Pats

don't bother. They know we are not the same. The intent is to provoke frustration. Just let em yap and obsess about other posters. That's mostly what CP is about.

Yeah ok, cooper/PASmithFan.

Rico, Rico, Rico, I thought we had this worked out. My opinions belong to me, I am not a Mult. You can tear into Sandy all you want but please leave me out of it.

Back to our regularly scheduled thread.....

Why do I feel the way about Alex11..... just look at the top 5 quarterbacks the Chiefs have had over the years.
Len Dawson 13 years 2 SB appearances i SB win!!!! 2 div PO losses
Joe Montana, 3 years 1 divisional championship, 22 years ago
Trent Green, 5 years 2 wild card losses
Alex Smith 4 years 2 wild card losses 1 div PO loss
Bill Kenney 8 years 1 shared wild card loss backing up Blackledge

Lets face it: We suck when it comes to making it to Divisional Playoff games and worse at winning them!The only QB to get a conference Championship Was Lenny Dawson.

Fun Fact:None of these QB's were drafted, all "dog pound" QBs discarded by other teams. Actually we suck at drafting QBs

The way I look at it Alex11 looks pretty good and while remembering the hype about Brody Cryole (the same crap as now...) I have more faith in Alex11 than I do PMll this year to bring us a championship.



**** I wish Sandy would change name to Shirley so I could use Lelslie Nielsen's Gif when I get to post them

Only an epic troll like Sandy could come up with a name so foul and butt****ingly stupid as Alex11

Are we really comparing Brodie ****ing Croyle to PM11? LOL! Brodie's wife did give me wood though. lol

She (Kelli Schutz) had the biggest tits on a small woman I ever saw. I saw her throw them up on a bar type counter once, like dam girl!!!! I still get excited thinking about it. She gave new meaning to take a load off.

Well, talking to yourself is certainly one way to throw off the scent!

That sounds like a real problem, and one you should probably report.

Perhaps if you sent a PM to Bob Do-

Oh...

I think she doesn't realize mod powers include tracing IP addresses

That would be an awesome, awesome controversy to have

I assume they can, and if I was guilty of this mult crime, they would have thrown a party to ban me already. They would have eagerly dug into this in a NY minute, praying the results were against me, lol.

.. but they're not. I don't do mults. Get a life, people.. and stop focusing on lil ole me. :p

Mahomes should give us all hope. Championships are built on hope.

Meh, Sandy's not that bad, I don't think he's dumb enough to post this moronic shit

Oh, they've taken steps to prevent that, but will keep adamantly denying the whole mult thing.

why do u guys care about alexs passing tds so much? am i the only 1 who notices he passes the ball all the way down the field and then hands it to the rb for a td? slex dont give a **** about fantasy stats. he is unselfish and wants the win.

We don't care about Alex at all, and wish he would Marshall himself on his next flight.

Possibilities.

In 2016, the Chiefs rushed for 15 TD's which was 13th best in the league which is (drumroll)...average.

15...wow... we've seen that number pop up a couple times!!!

Try again, candy pants!!!!

ROFL Ok, this guy is growing on me already.

Damn.

Can some of this trash get romper roomed?

Please?

The whole site is nearly unreadable because about 5 posters that don't even love this team...they came here to follow Alex and destroy every thread with their stupidity.

Seriously. I signed on an hour or so ago and wanted to read some stuff about Mahomes and went into 3 threads that are totally destroyed by this crap.

The alexsexuals derail every thread on Mahomes.

Yep.

And I'm just about done even bothering to reply to these idiots.

A good situation is good.

No complaints here....

Fellas, THIS would be the way to simmer down the derailments. It's not myself or the "Alex-only idiots" that derail threads... it's YOU PEOPLE that keep addressing and obsessing over the "Alex-only idiots" that derail threads.

Allow everyone a voice on this forum.. as every forum claims to push for.. without turning the focus back onto the poster, and you wouldn't have the very issues you create and then cry about.

This isn't a new thing.

It was Girlbac/Gannon.

Then it was TrINT.

Then Ca$$hole.

Now it's Alex.

And until this team gets to a SB don't expect it to stop...

I don't know what you are complaining about here. The thread title clearly mentions both Mahomes and Smith. Discussing either or both is perfectly acceptable.

There is a thread specifically dedicated to Mahomes and the mod team is doing it's best to keep that one clear of Alex Smith discussion.

Oh yeah, like you don't ask for it with your absurdity, Mr. if the Chiefs won 2-0, the offense should be credited with doing enough to win the game.

Let's take a look at this thread, the content in it, and why things go the way they do...

There are 142-ish posts so far in it. The top posters are rico (15), cooper barrett (13), Sandy (11), Tattoo (9), SDH (8), SNR (8)

The first venom begins with SNR.. cursing at penbrook for his thoughts. Penbrook doesn't respond, but still gets another.. bugeater to come insult him too. Still others trying to keep things civil and worthwhile in subsequent posts.

Tatt is into page 3, pushing hard for Mahomes in 2017 as starter.. which is fine.. but is naturally going to get resistance.. even from the "true" Chiefs fans. A 49er fan comes in to get it on it, and a "true" Chiefs fan mocks Kaepernick's unemployment. Aaaand a late pile-on insult to penbrook. he Alex insults still incoming, but getting no real bites.

Then, a MOD comes in to point at cooper's post to insinuate that cooper is a mult of mine. Yay! just what the thread needed! some real burst, amiright?

... and here it comes! rico sees this, and it's on now! His obsession is getting scrutinized by the mods! More piling on (thread topic derailment in full effect now, thanks mod!).

ComoChief tries to bring the rails back from these next burning pages of shit. NOPE. We are still in full mult-mode, none of which has involved myself since the first time I responded to MOD that it ain't me.

rico goes on a post rampage about cooper and sandy... cooper defends self. penbrook tries a couple of times to post Chiefs football stuff, but amidst the many mult-cooper-sandy assaults, it isn't looking good.

Another MOD comes in to.... wait for it... add onto the mult drama by more insinuation!

... and here we are folks. 10 pages... wonderfully derailed.. by whom? Yeah.. go with that.

This.

No one.

The future's so bright right now they should be handing out eclipse glasses with the purchase of season tickets...

Hey man, I was just making an observation. I thought the Alex11 moniker was a little odd and thought I had seen it before so I did a quick search.

I posted nothing but the truth.

Goggled her for recent pics but nothing there on the first 1/2 page so gave up. Looks like Brodie is going to run his Dads ranch/school.

They were spectacular.

http://thecampussocialite.com/wp-con...yle-chiefs.png

You posted a passive aggressive accusation.. which was a big reason for why the thread topic derailed.

It's not a problem to me. You can do whatever you want, boss. It's just, when others then accuse "Alex-only" people of thread derailments.. it is interesting to see all the many "true" Chiefs fans that are actually to be blamed for their own shit they stepped in.

You guys must be reasonably assured now that I am not cooper, yes?

:rolleyes:

I'm not reasonably assured of anything when it comes to this place.

So, eleventy billion threads get derailed by Smith haters, and people want Mahommes threads protected?

what a bunch of pussies.

not a good sign, when I irritate you.. so yeah, sorry for the drama on my end. I felt it was provoked, but again.. enough with it regardless...

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/up...g-Away-GIF.gif

I don't want to pick sides here but if they did enough to win the game - they did enough to win the game.

Both sides are to blame. There are people that can't help responding but there are also posters that are trying to stir up the Alex haters.

LMAO

I am loving the Alex I'm watching right now.

I hope he keeps it up so a legitimate replacement can be properly groomed as he "does his thing."

As far as him being able to seal the deal?

NSFW.

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[QUOTE=BigRedChief;13033620]Goggled her for recent pics but nothing there on the first 1/2 page so gave up. Looks like Brodie is going to run his Dads ranch/school.

They were spectacular.





Is that a pic from the TV9 interview when they first got to KC? She was wearing that top.....