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****Official ASS11 New York Cuckholding media dump thread****
(https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=311652)
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Honestly, this play is just so bad on so many levels. I can forgive a guy for missing an open guy on one side of the field. Maybe he's last in your progression or something. But I can't forgive him for missing an open receiver on both ****ing sides of the field. |
Question: Do the coaches watch film? If so, are they ****ing reeruned?
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"OK Alex...you had DAT here on the deep route...also had some time to find Kareem on the wheel. Uh...good job avoiding pressure...but next time keep your head up." "Yup. I see it. We'll hit that this week. Thanks coach." "OK, next play..." *click* |
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Here's another good example of Alex not keeping his head up when he's running. Kelce is open here. Alex doesn't care.
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I legimitaely think that the first pass that Smith missed short to Kelce.....it killed any confidence in his arm.
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oh boy....found another missed TD LMAO stand by!
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The All 22 shot of Alex Smith missing a wide open Charcandrick West for a TD.
https://i.imgur.com/dcN2kim.gif If you have time to throw this ball to Harris, you got time to hit West. You just had no idea he was going to break open because YOU CAN'T READ DEFENSES. |
I don’t mind the pass to Harris. If the ****ing reerun could actually throw him a catchable ball. West would have been faster to the end zone though.
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Funny. Where are all his defenders at?
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31st ranked defense on a 1-8 team totally stymies the consensus Week 5 MVP.
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Demarcus Robinson would be a ****ing star with competent QB play. He'd be talked about more than JuJu.
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Is it my imagination or is Ross Travis open on the right side for a TD here?
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Clark Hunt is probably still under his desk too..
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Which is why ol' duck launching gigabytes himself give him like 5 ****ing targets last game. Because he's soooooo smart. |
Why the #Chiefs will never win shit with Alex Smith, Vol MMXCVLII:
This is the last offensive snap. NYG play it perfectly, because they know Smith won't load up and throw deep to Robinson. That's really his only option here. ****ing chuck it, man. You have perfect protection. You can load up. At worst, it's an armpunt. The checkdown is asking to lose the game. Which we did. https://i.imgur.com/ovXIykt.gif That's all I got. |
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Aren't we looking at something like 35 points worth of hidden touchdowns?
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Not the same route, but the same rollout to the same side. Mahomes connected on a play just like this to Robinson vs Tennessee (and it was beautiful). |
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EDIT It still wouldn't shock me to see this team stick with Alex next year. They truly are dumb enough to do it. |
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Ross Travis is probably a 50/50 prop, and the last offensive snap is a wing and a prayer. So I'm going with 4 missed touchdowns, with two of them being iffy. Still, some chance is better than no chance, and you know what Alex gave us on all four of those ****ing plays? NO. ****ING. CHANCE. https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Hammer_783ba4_2349194.gif |
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A buddy of mine works the shitty ass phone calls for season tickets and said he hasn't had this many calls since the "banner" days.
I'm god damn proud of you chiefs fans. Keep it coming |
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Patrick Mahomes talking to the Lambardi trophy "She will be mine.... oh yes... she will be mine" |
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West is all alone on the side line with his hand in the air. Alex is going that way but of course keeps the ball.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPH2pP3X4AAqiMZ?format=jpg
Mahomes out last night with Dieter/Kelce/and a few others reading Chiefsplanet Mahomes fixated on Clays All-22 embarrassment of Alex |
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPH2MKJXcAA5np5?format=jpg
The players know the tide is turning any day.... |
They hanging out with the kid from Holes?
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As Alesis started to the right, all he had to do was throw the ball to the TE breaking open on the right. Just throw the bitch. He doesn't have the arm, talent, confidence or vision to make that simple TD throw. Again, whoever is defending this scrub, PLEASE TURN IN YOUR FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE CARD IMMEDIATELY!!!! You are permanently banned from any football discussion because you DON'T KNOW SHIT!!!!
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So he basically had 3 guys open for a potential big catch on the play... we'll say just 2 because Ross Travis is a Pumpcuck too.
Can't you all just see Mahomes making the throw to Hill or West with ease? Yes, you can, because that's what he does best. Patrick will make this offense very hard to defend. Teams will have to respect the ENTIRE field with coverage. |
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More open than Tyreek. |
is this the play where he tried to show how "gutsy" he is by leaping at defenders? LOL!!! Show some balls and keep your eyes up and throw the ball. His habit of dropping his head is not going away folks. His testicles are gone as well. He doesn't have the requisite skills folks.
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This ****ing asshole REFUSES to step up in the pocket. He always rolls out which makes it even worse because now the edge rusher on that side can disengage the OT and run after him.
Three man rush. Step the **** up and look downfield. Case ****ing Keenum can do that shit with no problem. Not our QB. |
Look at Kelce on that play. He gave up once Alex started rolling out. LMAO
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Smith is mentally shot. He's done.
Andy Reid would be viewed as an offensive genius with a evict quarterback. Make Todd Haley look like a fool with his play calling. But we won't see it until we get a legit quarterback in there If Alex is this horrible vs. Buffalo I think he gets pulled |
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THERE'S the miss. Easy, easy TD by a RB that made a great adjustment to find space. If Smith is playing like he played in the first 5 weeks, he keeps his head up and he finds that man. But instead he's regressed back to the same risk-averse pussy he was for the first 4 years, he tucked his head and somehow doesn't see the guy running completely uncovered down the sideline. That's an easy pitch/catch. So add another missed TD to the tally. I'd say he left 21 pts on the board fairly easily. He was truly miserable. |
Pretty sure you could label this as his worst game as a Chief. Unless I'm missing something ****ing worse than this shit.
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But the West throw - jesus. The DB over top is flat-footed and doesn't seem to know that West has gotten behind him. The guy covering him got completely lost in space. That's blown coverage and an EASY 6 if Smith just keeps his head up. Awful, awful play. |
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Season Tickets have sold well, parking is going for $40/car and the lots are full, meaning that Chunt & Co are happy. Doesn't help that the majority of STH's are just like my dad's cousins...oh they would like a SB win, but they are just as supportive & happy so long as we go 10-6 and make the playoffs each year. I feel like my annual family Christmas party is a scene from Groundhog Day after talking to them about the Chiefs. |
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Behold the majesty of Alex Smith. He doesn't even stare at the rush, he simply assumes they're going to get him and stares at the goddamn ground before running sideways. WHY!?!?!?!?!? What the **** happened to you, man? You were playing so well for 7 weeks and then this ****ing nonsense just showed up for no reason at all. Your line is significantly better than it's EVER been here. C'mon man, that line is doing a genuinely good job of getting you time to throw. I just...I mean...I'm at a complete loss with this guy. What in the actual **** happened to him? |
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They knew how to get him off his game and put the blueprint out. It's been the same cover 2 with a safety/corner occasional blitz and DB coming up to help stop Hunt. That's why Kelce said his comment about cover 2. It's an indirect shot at Alex. |
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Kelce might be a dumbass, but he cares about winning. A lot. He probably wants that SB just as bad as anyone on our team. |
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The Cover 2 is shockingly simple to beat, you just have to not be a pussy and hit those corner/wheel/flag routes that open up underneath the safeties along the sidelines. They will ALWAYS be there. |
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I wrote this and posted it in the Kareem Hunt thread in a response to what is wrong with Hunt...
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These GIFs are why I just refuse to blame Andy Reid for the offensive struggles. Almost every play, we are seeing at least one guy get open. Often wide open. It's not like the play designs aren't doing what they are supposed to.
The pumpkin just isn't throwing the football where he should be. |
I'd like to watch the next Chiefs game with that skycam TNF camera angle. Maybe one day we'll have the option for each game to choose the camera we want to see from.
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Nagy would have him in there if it was up to him, I am certain. This organization....They must have promised Alexis's pussy ass that they would not bench him like in SF, no matter what. That statement from Veach right After Mahomes had the sideline going crazy in the last preseason reeked of BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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**** YOU VEACH!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!
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No confidence to make that throw. Robinson is open underneath too. |
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I DID NOT NOTICE THIS https://i.imgur.com/NyVptH1.gif |
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One thing we can take away from this:
Andy Reid calls a shit ton of deep routes. It's not debateable anymore. Everytime Alex gets Gif'd up you'll find receivers running vertical routes. This "Andy limits Alex/This offense with his dink and dunk playcalling" can DIAF now. |
Mahomes wasn't ready week 1 and it would have been assinine to start him in New England his first game.
He's ready now though, or at least he has to be. 11 weeks is a long time to learn the playbook. |
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That ball isn't coming out the way it was week 1. Really makes you wonder about that surgically repaired shoulder. |
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Pitt broke him in the playoffs, he healed a little bit, and then they broke him for good. http://1.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn....390a527638.gif |
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