Next Friday is the 15 year anniversary of the no punt game.

I got what I wished for!

Mahomes to pull the Exorcism and remove all the demons!

Some real lack of knowledge going on there.

What reality...I wanted the Colts.

You must be confusing me with someone else....

I wanted the Colts too. Now I want the chargers or the Patriots to take out the ravens.

This is exactly who we want. It's the Reckoning Tour for our Chiefs-- first up is the Colts.

After that is you know who.

Go root for another team, ****face.

Also, should the Chiefs have drafted Watson??

I'm not worried about our offense, but Andrew luck is going to get his against Bob Sutton.
Hopefully luck doesn't end up with the ball last.


****.

I think we lose. Bob Sutton and the entire secondary better be fired.

I tried to join, but the last question is name our coach and it says it’s wrong. Lol.

Colts are dead last at defending tight ends, FWIW.

God damn some ****ing PTSD going on in here. We’ve got this! Mahomes has abso****ingloutley got this!

Andrew Luck is Andrew ****ed.
38-24 Chiefs.

There should be two threads btw... This one and then one for the pussies to whine all week in.

Best QB in the league.

Home field advantage.

Coming off a bye.

As healthy as we’ve been in a playoff game.

Haven’t traveled since week 16.

Won’t travel unless Super Bowl.

This is everything you could possibly ask for in the playoffs. Stop worrying and enjoy it.

Colts struggles vs. TEs are a real thing, and it has everything to do with their scheme.

Kelce could go for 150 and 3 Tudders.

That one has already been created. Ironically it was the thread request asking pussies to not spend the entire week whining.

Smart money is on the Colts.

Our defense is garbage, Luck is going to hang 40+.

Our offense just hasn't been as good since Watkins got hurt.


Unless we get turnovers we are screwed.

They're mediocre against the pass overall and they faced horrible QBs. Watson today was a trainwreck and it was unforced errors rather than scheme. We should be able to score and that's all we need. Let Mahomes do his thing.

I doubt they play the same scheme next week. They're going to have to play more man.

That would be a bad, bad idea.

Not that there are really any good ideas against KC, but they don’t have the horses to play man coverage against them whatsoever. And that is why IND has played zone coverage 73% of the time this season.

They’ll keep playing zone and cross their fingers.

Wish I had your guys faith. Luck looks like a robot man, I just feel like our defense isn't going to get the job done :(

Relax brother! It’ll all make sense in a week. This is the way the curse is supposed to end.

Shut the **** up dumbass

ROFL Sounds about right...

As long as Mahomes is patient and doesn’t force the home run play, he should have no problems finding gaps in Indy’s Cover 2 zone and Kelce should have a big game.

Houston didn’t have the TE threat to effectively take advantage of Indy’s Cover 2.

Eat a giant bag of dog shit, punk.

Or a receiver to take the pressure off Hopkins.

Hill, Kelce, (hopefully) Watkins, Robinson, etc etc. Someone is going to feast, if not a couple guys.

Yeah the offense really fell off without Watkins. We’re averaging 34 points per game since he got hurt. Season average is 35, so that 1 point per game is a huge drop off, huh?

And let’s not forget also that we’ve played better defenses (specifically Baltimore) without him than with him. That probably doesn’t have an impact.

Somebody needs to go blow a few loads if I had to guess!

Kill yourself

Have you ever been correct?

Must also suck to be such a miserable ****bag.

21 points aint gonna cut it against us. I dont have any Ill Will towards Luck. Seems like a nice guy but I hope Ford, Jones and Houston beat the ever loving piss out of him

The Colts being without their veteran safety Mike Mitchell would be a significant blow for them.

Even if he does play he won’t be 100%.

Dumbest poster keeps his streak going.

I don't think the Colts know how to play man coverage.............

I take it Jake is an Alex Smith tool?

That's not a good match-up considering Kelce broke the NFL record for TEs....only to have Kettle break it 5 minutes later.

Thing is...if Watkins plays...there is nothing schematically they can do.

38-28 KC....Chiefs may break 40. Cover 2 with no real pass rush...yikes. Mahomes #1 in the NFL against the blitz...

Colts dream streak of beating bottom-feeders ends....they have two rookies on their o-line. Welcome to Arrowhead noise in the play-offs.

He works for state farm and the phones are slow
Khakis rule

I'd love to see the Colts win just for the hilarity that would ensue here. But I don't see it. They've beaten up on a lot of cupcakes this season. Offensively they're pretty good and I can see them hanging a high number on the Chiefs but Mahomes will easily match them. It's going to be a game of drawn-out scoring from Indy and lightning scoring from KC and Indy just won't be able to keep up at the end. Chiefs 37, Colts 31.

Just a tool. No need for an additive qualifier.

The Colts have literally beaten nobody all year (no, Houston doesn't count). Mahomes is going to pick this defense apart. Just get a few stops along the way and that should be enough.

Do you find joy in life at all?

Might as well change the name of this place to ArrowheadPride with all crying homers pouting anytime someone posts something without unicorn farts and butterfly cum all over it.

The only positions the Chiefs have that are better than the Colts is our QB and TE. Maybe a WR Hill, but the position as a whole isn't better. TY Hilton is damn good so the difference is negligible. Luck is a good QB too. So our offense is better but it's not a huge difference.

The colts defense is way better. Our pass rush is the only thing worth a damn on our defense.

So go ahead, asshole. Tell me what part of what I just said is wrong.

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1. JakeF

2. Deberg_1990

3. cooper barrett

4. OKChief

5. Red Dawg

I'm not seeing the scoring that others are. The playoffs are just different. Right now I'm feeling a 27-20 type win. 5 TDs and 4 FGs while in the regular season that's probably 8 TD and 1 FG.

Weather forecast looks good for next Saturday, high near 50 and no wind/precipitation.

What does joy have to do with the evaluation of 2 football teams?

You want hope and cheer for the Chiefs to win? Go ahead, I have no problem with that. But don't tell me I'm wrong just because it doesn't fit your rah-tard mindset.

The Chiefs might win, a great QB can sometimes drag a team into the winner's circle but the smart money is still on the colts.

That's good for the Chiefs. We need Mahomes to be able to light things up if we are going to win.

Becsuse. Every. Post. You. Make. Is. Negative.

You didn't come in here to debate. You came in spouting "the smart bet is Indy because 6 years ago and I ran out of midol." How are you any more right than us? Every week it's the same shit

You're just an asshole who likes to gang up on people. I bet your stepdad used to beat you up every day, then sneak into your bedroom at night to make it up to you.

Negative or wrong?

I don't give a single **** if a post is negative. I want to know if it's correct or not.

He's not wrong though. Facts are facts. Since Watkins went out, the offense kind of stalled.

And we all know how bad our defense is. If they can't force the Colts to punt and a turnover, then all bets are off.

But the big thing they have to do, and it's an absolute must. Tackle. Cannot afford missed tackles. Houston had a bunch of that today. That bit them in the ass when Indianapolis went up 21-0.

LMAO :clap:

A team is a sum of its parts. Our parts are better than their parts. Hence, we have a better record playing a schedule that was infinitely more difficult. People who are objective who have money riding on this believe the Chiefs are actually better in spite of this Indy hot streak.

You would be freaking out if we were playing any of our three possibilities. You were almost crawling under your bed thinking about playing the Ravens. The Chargers would have you hiding in the closet clutching a broom.

Blows me away that Deberg is only a 2 seed.

Oh, and the Chiefs went on an Indy like run in 2016, beating up on shit teams only to get bounced when they finally met a good one.

1. Colts play a cover 2...with a below average pass rush. Mahomes will kill this combination. You give him time...with his arm...and he will hit deep plays all night. If they try to compensate with a blitz...Mahomes is #1 in the NFL against the blitz.

2. KC is the #1 pass rushing team...and are going to be in Arrowhead noise at a playoff level.

3. Mahomes is better than Luck as is Andy Reid over Reich. The only reason they cameback in that 45-44 is Charles went down, Davis broke his leg, Avery went down...then so did Flowers. It still took a freak fumble bounce and Smith overthrowing a WIDE OPEN Grey for a TD to happen..

4. They are the #32nd team against TEs...and KC has the best in the NFL.

5. KC's defense averages 18.8 ppg at home and haven't scored less than 26 all year.

6. Mahomes is a NFL ratings darling...more than even Luck. Officiating should'nt be a factor in this one..

Don't tell me, another cheerleader mother ****er who wants everyone to ignore reality because it hurts his feelings? Poor baby doesn't like when someone says he favorite football team isn't the favorite for the upcoming game.

Jesus tits, is your life so bad that your entire bucket of happiness gets emptied based on a stupid football team? That is sad.

They are the favorite though. That’s why your stupid bullshit doesn’t make any sense.

You’re either a scarred, beaten puss of a fan or you’re not actually a Chiefs fan. Sometimes it’s hard to tell. Either way, you play a scared game when it comes to being a fan and you’d do the same as a participant, so it is what it is.

That damn Colts defense that has dominated despite never playing a top 10 offense since they turned their season around. What are we ever going to do.

How do you live your life in the fetal position? That must be really ****ing hard.

Ok, first ... thanks for a real football take instead of crying.

As for the cover 2, it seems to me that Mahomes does better against Man-to-Man so he knows where everyone is going to be. Man-to-Man lets our speed win. Hill and Kelce can win against most Man coverage. Zone seems to cause us more problems.

I already said that Mahomes was better than Luck.

What does 3 have to do with anything? A game against the Colts like 4 years ago doesn't mean much because both teams are very different now.

Who are you again?

Hopefully Watkins can play. Could make a big difference.

It also took a coaching staff to do absolutely nothing different while their team's lead was eaten away yard by and yard and point by point. They needed to do something clever or desperate. As Spock taught us, sometimes the only logical response under certain circumstances is one of desperation. There was no visible coaching changes in the slow sinking of the Chiefs that day. Andy's lack of game day coaching was visible to all.

He's trolling hard. Not worth trying to go toe-to-toe with stupidity.

Talking about the Colts objectively... they're rolling. Luck looks good. Their defense looks aggressive and reasonably effective outside of some softness in their secondary. Our DL is going to get pushed off the ball and Hitchens and Ragland are going to need to tackle and make real plays to control their run game. It would be wonderful for our pass rush to show up. Berry as a QB of the secondary would be huge in this game to cover the gaps.

How does an individual "gang up" on someone? One person isn't a gang.

A guy who actually roots for the Chiefs. Who are you?

Did you watch the Steelers game?ROFL

Bring on the Cover 2 zone

Reid and Mahomes will eat Eberflus’ lunch

Being a Mizzou fan since the early 2000’s, there’s no matchup I would be more confident in than Mahomes vs. a Matt Eberflus defense.

Chug my Taco Bell diarrhea bitch

There's always that one guy in a thread who completely ruins the camaraderie

Jake is "That guy"

Gonna be a looooong week of everyone slurping the Colts dick and talking about how they'll beat us...

Ah well **** em...Mahomes is God.

And Chief fans curling into a ball

Good point, I'm not worried in the least.

Vegas disagrees. Maybe you were thinking "dumb money"? :hmmm:

As long as we stay injury free, we will roll these guys. Dirty hits are really the only prayer the colts have of stopping us.

I’m going on hiatus until next week.

Keep doubting this team folks. Have fun living in the past.

My thoughts are that if the defense can play at a average level we will win.

No! We need moar positive mojo.

The majority of us are ready to fight a mother****er in blue