I got Free Candy. Want some?

Will it make me see the 95 Chiefs Defense again?...

I need to infuse it with fluxcompassitor and I need uranium and then maybe.

Or garbage. Remember how he made it run on garbage?

I know a few angry Iranians. I'll pm you...

My van does 88 pretty easy I don't get why a Delorean was so special?

The stainless steel conducts the electricity better

Ducks are roosting in my trees & quacking in the night. A van by the river sounds wounderful

:hmmm:

HA HA!!! this guy gets it!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL


also, are those new tires? looks like they're in pretty good shape if they arent!!

Are you on a stedy diet of government cheese?

Which river is that? Lots of them have been flooded this summer...

So you happen to have a plunger? I've been eating a lot of cheese lately.

Heh...government cheese and a big tin can with a black and white label reading "PEANUT BUTTER"

Dude puts in 90 hour work weeks, pretty sure doesn’t need any gubment cheese

****ing A they are. There are basically ass tires something that made me really want this van.

And back to work. it'll be a good night if I don't have to put anyone in the restraint chair and seclusion (knocks on wood) Good thing no full moon tonight.

Why do you even need a job, if you are going to live in a van down by the river?

Do you for awhile. Sounds like you're getting your life back in order too.

Best of luck to you. All the best.

Best peanut butter ever

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I can't get on bored with celebrating living in a van as cool.

I'm not even feeling like I should f with you about it.

Instead of a question I'll just wish you fortune in getting your shit together and into better circumstances soon.

What it is is a temporary solution so I can somehow get back on my feet and I'm making light of my situation oh. Just caught a fish

Just a couple pounds channel cat nothing brag



I've been homeless before and this is much better than staying in a homeless shelter or friends couch or on the streets.



I also appreciate all that support me this way I was kicked down and am broke until I get some good paychecks under my belt. I've already helped my kids get a place or better situated but I sacrificed for them and happy to do so.


I can really dig this lifestyle not for everyone for sure. It just seems others like my brother have issues with it but he's not paying my bills and I also want get rid of debt so when I get a place I won't have to work 80 plus hours a week.

Also I really am paying homage to the great Chris Farley rip. I'm motivated so once I get a place I'm not LIVING In A VAN DOWN BY the RIVER

The top one is from when I was in Osawatomie that's 8st bridge. The river was pretty mighty there when they let water out of the lakes.


The other two are out here in western Kansas but I'm not staying there I've kinda bounced around but found me a holsom spot.

How you're motivational speaking gig going?

I wasn't sure about clicking on this thread, but now I'm glad I did.
I fully support your extended camping trip sir. You are doing what you're doing because you can and that is all that matters.

Fish awwn!

When you're done, do you plan to rent out your van and spot on VRBO?

I think the planet could compose some reviews to bring you stays.

:hmmm: something to think about and consider I'd have


People will do anything get naked and put in forest with snakes and spiders just to prove they can survive.

Can you throw a football over a mountain?

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Do you chew your fingernails?

No

I don't know about over a mountain but at least a quarter mile realistically if I tried.

Cruising around in my van and the Police song- I'll be watching you comes on the radio lol.

What do you do for entertainment?

My work is my entertainment its like live True TV.


Seriously can't make this shit up.

Have you ever felt like you were standing in the presence of some kinda Michael Myers type, like OMG this huge freak is gonna get me if I’m not very careful?

How scary and sporty does it get?

Yesterday we had a Charles Manson type guy from jail he was bouncing all over the place until we put him in seclusion with security and nurse gave him shots in the ass. Goofy ****er.


But yes times I think I'm going get clobbered. One time a guy threatened to dump his hot steamy oatmeal on my head and I had vision it was actually molten lava. I says. Please don't. He didn't fortunately.

What were the criteria for picking your site down by the river? And are there legal issues at play where you have to regularly move to other spots down by the river?

He probably uses the 'No more that two dead hookers bodies buried in the immediate area' rule. I'd think sticking around long enough to kill and bury three is just asking for trouble.

Actually I started out sleeping in the back of my Tahoe at the city park of Osowatamie. The local PD came by and told me that was against city ordinance but was nice enough to tell me about a spot calling 8th st bridge (top picture) they said I'd be fine there. Well I was good for about two weeks then a game warden came by woke me up as I was sleeping in the back of my van I also had it about two weeks the GW said I needed find another place I was like well I'm moving back to western Kansas tomorrow so he let me stay one more day.


Now here I found a place down by the Arkansas river more like a creek but there are sandpits and I hide behind trees and so far I haven't been hassled by anyone. My criteria is a place with shade and where nobody should bother me while I sleep during the day.

Buried deep stays buried still you cant prove it.


Not very many hookers to find in this dense population.

Not anymore, huh?;)


:D

Do the old CP clan game, Hobo Wars, tactics work in real life to keep you safe?

-CT hits smellway with paper cup -10 health
-CT shows tattoo to smellway and hits him with paper cup -10 health


....or when someone crowds your spot, do you just look them in the eye and slow stroke it until they get uncomfortable and leave?

Watch out for those low rents living down by the river living in vans.

Do you use the river for doing your business? :eek:

Is your ass chafed yet?

Did you tell the game warden that the local PD said you’d be ok in that spot?

Have you seen Angie Ricono and Brooke Pryor living in vans down by the river yet?

Brooke requires a dual trailer semi.

I'd never thought about this before, but I see RVs with slideout living sections that seem pretty cool. But I wonder how much weight you can put into a slideout before it'll tip the RV over.

^ More likely she would drop down through the slide out before tipping over the RV.

Yes I did but he was a dicknausle. It didn't matter was my Las day there anyway but was there for two weeks in my van before I was harrassed.

Cops would be down there fishing with the locals and I talked to one about turtle stew lol.

Game agents are notoriously stickler dicks empowered even further than state police in many ways... it’s getting harder and harder to find some little patch of woods to call your own these days

Approximately one Brooke Pryor.

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I am no longer living in a van down by the river.



I am living in a van in a driveway of a house.


This is great any time i need to use bathroom or take a shower i just go through the window and I'm in.

get that hideous dish off your roof. im loading up the truck and heading your way now, jabroni!!



glad you've got a roof bro bro. congrats!

Does that come with internet that Al Gore invented?

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Is Christina Ricci chained to the radiator in the house? :hmmm:


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Looks like a little house in Claycomo.


Sweet Lord I hope so.