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Bold prediction-

The Kansas City Chiefs NFL footballers, our #1 most favorite football NFL team, are going to win!

Yeah it's football season alright. The time where my brain wakes up early as shit on Sundays for no reason no matter what time I went to sleep. If I had it my way I wouldn't wake up any earlier than 11am and would only have to wait an hr until game time. But nope!

Boom! He good we good domination time

who the efff is carcosa?

and more importantly, why the hell did it take me this long to love him/her?

/just a little homo


chiefs by 14.

It's been a long off season, lets roll!

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LETS ****ING GO!!

SUPERBOWL OR BUST!!

Hanging 40 on these frauds right out of the gate.

Carcosa is the hero we didn't know we had and the hero we didn't know we needed. He's also a sweetie pie muffin!

Pug predictions.....

- Mahomes: 24/35, 293 pass yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT
- Damien and LeSean combo for 100 rush yards
- Hill gets loose for one big play, racks up 5 catches for 80 yards and a tudder
- Kelce has a big day, 100+ yards
- Clark collects 2.5 sacks, Jones gets 1.0....
- Thornhill gets his first career INT

Chiefs 31, Jags 20

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Your prediction for Mahomes got typo'd. We know you meant 29/39 410 4/0

LET'S MOTHER****ING GO MOTHER****ERS!

New phone background

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KC is 64% to win:

https://live.numberfire.com/nfl/7194

pulled a muscle in my back. Slept like 3 hours cause im in ****ing pain, but **** it, its football sunday!

Isn't a gang bang really just "team work"?

Frank Clark vs. Will Robinson:

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Im behind the curve on this, did I read somewhere JAX is running out their 3rd string LT?

Yes. A rookie who have never played LT at any level of football.

ROFL

YEP.

LMAO :clap:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cab driver earlier this AM told me Chiefs fans started tailgating *overnight* in Jacksonville - football is back <a href="https://t.co/CoKCQoAD5h">pic.twitter.com/CoKCQoAD5h</a></p>&mdash; Michele Steele (@ESPNMichele) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1170691546615881728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I like how this game is shaping up. I liked KC by 10 anyway but Foles may not survive the game.

With their tackle situation I'm starting to think Foles will have along day and probably hand it to Leonard a ton. 30 times maybe.

I HAVEN’T CUMMED IN 5 WEEKS I’M SAVING IT ALL FOR TODAY MOTHERBITCHES!!!

An excellent representation of the expected result, Mr. OnTheWarpath15.

The only improvement would involve replacing the fuzzy white dogs with full-grown rabid rottweilers.

And the kid should be spewing blood from his neck and abdomen.

FAX

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The MVP is in the house. <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> <a href="https://t.co/Di4WVgto2D">pic.twitter.com/Di4WVgto2D</a></p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1170696915190763521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It would also be nice if we didn't run right past the QB kid too. Still, I like the intensity!

In.

It will be hot there today, so I demand that every commercial break be cancelled and instead replaced with the Jaguars pool cam.

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this is the only way i would attend a game in that stadium

and i'd piss in the pool after every chiefs TD

Is he carrying his woman's bag?

All the NFL stars carry expensive traveling bags now.

It's just how it is.

No, it’s your mothers. She left it after blowing him on the bus and he was nice enough to return it.

I get the expensive part...

LMAO

Yeah exactly. It's some luxury designer luggage I'm sure. Dig the suit, he's looking quite dapper. :thumb:

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chiefs fans showing up big in Jacksonville, in this case atop a Jaguar statue outside stadium <a href="https://t.co/XUI2TCi7Ov">pic.twitter.com/XUI2TCi7Ov</a></p>&mdash; Vahe Gregorian (@vgregorian) <a href="https://twitter.com/vgregorian/status/1170704454498357250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Checking in for the win.

Purses for men, now on sale in the Chiefs Pro Shop. 25% off plus free shipping. Extended sizes available.

Not gonna lie, I now think purses are cool.

I've been sporting a fanny pack recently. Slung over my shoulder.

Foles is a statue. A rookie-never-played-tackle-before vs. Clark and Jones?

This might be ugly. 38-3 kind of ugly.

Yea between that and the lack of talent at LB/S, this could get ugly.

IN... Get here noon.

Just realized I've apparently been without CBS on Dish for about 6 weeks, blacked out by Dish... :deevee: :banghead:

Lets Go! Hope to see playmakers making plays.

Myles Jack on Kelce will be a battle to watch.

This is the most excited I've ever been for a football season!

Let's do it

FWIW, I'm In for a win. Not that this post will have any influence in the outcome of the game, but damn, I'll be in my seat watching every damn play and replays!:drool::drool:

It's been damn near a whole 50 years since I last saw a SB win for this franchise, the stars are aligned for this year!

It's our turn, again!:arrow:

On a side note, my oldest son and grandson are at this game, flew down from NYC!

****ing pumped for this season and let's ****ing destroy the Jags on our way to the SB.

Yea Jack is great, but the rest of their LB’s are a huge question mark.

Just watch, this offense will be in midseason form, running on all cylinders like a gleaming, glistening hot rod from hell :arrow:

welcome to the end of 50 years of waiting for SB win#2

I’ve got Start Me Up on repeat and ribs about to come out of the smoker. It is finally ****ing time!!

Are you close enough to a signal where you can get CBS over the air?

I keep thinking this game will be similar to the opener last year in LA, except Foles won’t be padding his stats in the 4th quarter of a blowout game like Rivers

Fuhgiddabut the murse, . . . leather loafers with no socks, . . . stinky and sticky.

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FULLY ****ING ERECT!

It’s ridiculously ****ing hot here.

Good thing I’m a total pussy and Patrick Mahomes is not.

Ok, spent some time with the Mrs this morning, kids and grandkids are in Tampa for the day, I am READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!

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Realistic stat line is as follows:

Mahomes 400+Yds/ 5 TD/ -2 INT
(yes, Mahomes is god and that they will take 2 INT off his career total)

Damien/McCoy combine 150 total Yards and 2 TDS

Hill 7 REC/ 93 Yds/ 1 TD
Kelce 10 REC/ 134 Yds/ 2 TDs
Watkins 5 REC/ 76Yds
Hardman 4 REC/ 68 Yds/ 1 TD
Robinson 3 REC/ 32 Yds

Final Chiefs 42 Jags 10

I'm here & horny!

I haven't been able to concentrate on anything for over 24 hours. We are on the precipice of an amazing, historic season and I can't wait for it to start!

LET'S ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reggie Ragland is inactive LMAO

Woah on Dareus being inactive. That’s big.

All 4 inches

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The �� is getting ready!<a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/TKDNjVQQaQ">pic.twitter.com/TKDNjVQQaQ</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1170717609186275329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I fully expect you to block the sun for Patrick Mahomes if needed.

Writing was on the wall when he played nearly all of preseason #4.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here are the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> inactives today against the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Jaguars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Jaguars</a>: <br><br>S Jordan Lucas<br>LB Reggie Ragland <br>OL Ryan Hunter <br>OL Nick Allegretti<br>OL Martinas Rankin<br>TE Deon Yelder<br>DL Khalen Saunders</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1170720259965370369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Edit: NVM.

Frank Clark needs to put Foles on his ass early

Hard to believe he picked off Brady in the AFCCG.

Glad to see Saunders out. He isn’t ready at all based on what we’ve seen. Hopefully he is motivated and develops strongly throughout the year.

Ragland doesn't play specials so his value is minimal.

You haven't been watching reruns of Young Sheldon all summer???

Nate Taylor said this week that they’ve moved Hitchens to Mike and Lee is taking reps at Will so that isn’t terribly surprising.

Oh damn. And I got banned over a joke.

So anxious and got nerves....good nerves though.

Can't believe we're here, just ****ing excited to start the march....LET'S GOOOOOOOOO.