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srvy 10-29-2019 08:22 PM

;)They need water just like us;)

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KurtCobain 10-29-2019 08:34 PM

Holy shit. CP has a poolboy now? Awesome.

TripleThreat 10-29-2019 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 14562536)
Run an extension cord out to the pool before you retire for the evening.

Camera set up. If I am right, I will be sharing the video.

mlyonsd 10-29-2019 08:50 PM

Redneck test:

Find a fresh road kill, like a raccoon, and throw it in your pool. Set a time frame. Measure during that period and if you lose water you have a leaking problem.

If not, pull the road kill out and re-measure over the same set period of time. If you lose water during that period your neighbor is definitely guilty.

Pretty simple logic.

mlyonsd 10-29-2019 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14562728)
Camera set up. If I am right, I will be sharing the video.

Or you could do that. Never mind my last post.

threebag 10-29-2019 08:57 PM

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Valiant 10-29-2019 09:02 PM

Trail cam. Cheap option.

NJChiefsFan 10-29-2019 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 14561474)
Following this thread closely.

Sounds like a Rainman thread.

I think he may be the only person who can help you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14561605)
LMAO Such a Chiefsplanet thread.

All of this.

NJChiefsFan 10-29-2019 09:11 PM

I really hope this is true, just for the story. Nothing personal.

TribalElder 10-29-2019 09:37 PM

Someone’s been stealing asswater

BWillie 10-29-2019 09:42 PM

Aliens. It's aliens.

Miles 10-29-2019 09:46 PM

When you install the camera be careful not to draw attention to it or that one is being installed. The idea here is to solve the mystery rather than discourage any behavior that could be causing it.

Miles 10-29-2019 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan (Post 14562787)
I really hope this is true, just for the story. Nothing personal.

That was my immediate thought as well.

UK_Chief 10-30-2019 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14561788)
Well, not a pump, but a hose connected to a pump.

I think next time your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you might want to quietly investigate - like, go out the front door and sneak around the back. If there's a hose dipped into your pool, grab it and yank whatever's connected at the other end onto your property as fast as you can. I assume spirited highjinks would shortly ensue.

Or maybe just look out the window and then call the cops, if you're not that confrontational.

The pool equivalent of a glory hole

Graystoke 10-30-2019 06:49 AM

Dye your pool.
If neighbors pool ends up dyed he stealing your ass water

ptlyon 10-30-2019 06:53 AM

Well, we're waiting

Otter 10-30-2019 07:13 AM

https://www.amazon.com/1080P-Home-Se...s%2C343&sr=8-6

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ScareCrowe 10-30-2019 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14561460)
No joke, have a neighbor who put in an above ground pool. Twice now, over night, my pool loses 2ft of water.

A leak would make sense if it was happening frequently and often... This is just two random times.

The first time I noticed it I looked over and his pool was full. This time, I look over, and its somewhat empty (some water) as if maybe he used my water to clean his pool?? I am thinking ill be getting a camera set up today.

If he was filling his pool & yours was dropping overnight at the same time that would be pretty suspicious. However it sounds like once it happened & you looked over & the neighbors pool was full. If it had not been full the day before I could see wondering. But if that's the case it should be pretty obvious that your pool is going down overnight while there's is filling.

However the thought that someone could clean their pool with your water overnight without you noticing seems ridiculously impossible. How would they be cleaning the pool, wouldn't it require either scrubbing & rising with your water or power washing the pool overnight with your water. However I would think all that activity would be pretty obvious. Either that or they would have to be pumping it into a tank to clean with the next day, but again I would think the big tank of water would be a dead give away.

TinyEvel 10-30-2019 09:33 AM

Not sure you ever clarified: do you have an in-ground or an above- ground pool?

Losing two feet overnight, for an in-ground pool there’s no way other than pumping out. Do you live in a hot climate? Even with evaporation it loses about a 1/4” per day at most.

Unless, there’s a break in your filter pipe and you have a pump that goes on once in a while and all the water is returning to the ground instead of to your pool. But you’d notice that I think.

TinyEvel 10-30-2019 09:36 AM

Also, if you get an answer please add it to the OP.

ScareCrowe 10-30-2019 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 14563271)
Not sure you ever clarified: do you have an in-ground or an above- ground pool?

Losing two feet overnight, for an in-ground pool there’s no way other than pumping out. Do you live in a hot climate? Even with evaporation it loses about a 1/4” per day at most.

Unless, there’s a break in your filter pipe and you have a pump that goes on once in a while and all the water is returning to the ground instead of to your pool. But you’d notice that I think.

Especially since we know the neighbors is above ground, unless they live on an extreme hill & the neighbors yard is so low that an above ground pool would actually be lower than an in ground one, they would need a pump. However it would be possible to have the pump in their yard, connected to a long hose that they would just have to slip into the pool. So that could be done somewhat quietly.

ToxSocks 10-30-2019 09:46 AM

Maybe it's BigFoot.

Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-30-2019 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14563307)
Maybe it's BigFoot.

Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints.

Don't joke. Those things are for real and they do consume a lot of water.

WhiteWhale 10-30-2019 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14563307)
Maybe it's BigFoot.

Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints.

C'mon man. Yeti are the snowmen.

Sasquatches are bigfoot.

It's like you know nothing of crypto zoology!

redfan 10-30-2019 11:02 AM

Too much dihydrogen monoxide will kill ya. Hey, let's be careful out there.

ptlyon 10-30-2019 11:16 AM

C'mon. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

fan4ever 10-30-2019 11:44 AM

Maybe your fat ass wife does a lot of cannon balls.


OK, that was mean...

burt 10-30-2019 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fan4ever (Post 14563599)
Maybe your fat ass wife does a lot of cannon balls.


OK, that was mean...

and a Q....

Hoopsdoc 10-30-2019 02:03 PM

Catch some moonbeams in a jar and save them over a period of weeks. Then masturbate all around your pool. Release the moonbeams all at once, take a black light, and look for footprints in the semen.

It’s just common sense.

BryanBusby 10-30-2019 02:18 PM

did you get over there yet and suck your neighbors dick hard to show him a lesson

Chiefs4TheWin 10-30-2019 02:44 PM

I am disappointed to return from work and not have a resolution!

PurpleRiders51 10-30-2019 03:25 PM

If I had to guess, it's Notorious from this thread who's stealing your shit, or that neighbor.

One thing is for sure, and that is you are correct. Some mother****er is stealin' your pool water. What are you gonna do about it :$2500:

BlackHelicopters 10-30-2019 03:30 PM

The earlier suggestion of a couple of shots over his head should not be discounted.

Iowanian 10-30-2019 03:59 PM

We need answers now, tripletwat.

Don't hit and run this shit.

Megatron96 10-30-2019 04:24 PM

The suspense is killing me . . .

Beef Supreme 10-30-2019 04:28 PM

If he already drained his pool and cleaned it, he won't need to steal more water until spring.

underEJ 10-30-2019 04:28 PM

Maybe got scooped up by the helicopter while staking out his own pool like the urban myth of the scuba diver in the forest fire.

TribalElder 10-30-2019 05:05 PM

Any update on who was drinking all the asswater?

threebag 10-30-2019 06:11 PM

What sound does Water make when it leaves a pool?


Doooooooooouche

Megatron96 10-30-2019 07:59 PM

I don't know if I can go to bed tonight, IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GODDAMNED WATER!!!!

NWTF 10-30-2019 08:07 PM

I think edave and the neighbors wife know more than their letting on.

Kman34 10-30-2019 08:16 PM

Evaporation is a bitch....

Iowanian 10-30-2019 08:18 PM

I know what happened and why he won't respond.

It's been nailed above.


We have all seen what happens when Gilbert grape's mama gets into a bathtub that's 3/4 full.


We need an update soon or this isn't going to end well.

TrebMaxx 10-30-2019 08:55 PM

We need a streaming link to this cam. One of us will catch em'.

Fish 10-30-2019 08:59 PM

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ptlyon 10-30-2019 09:00 PM

WAT IN THE ACTUAL ****

BigCatDaddy 10-30-2019 09:06 PM

Is your neighbor displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage?

Graystoke 10-31-2019 09:09 AM

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
I HAVE PLANS THIS WEEKEND AND CAN'T SIT HERE WAITING FOR CLOSURE.

thanks

Mecca 10-31-2019 09:11 AM

It was Mike Matheny, he turned it into holy water.

Rain Man 10-31-2019 09:17 AM

It's a long shot, but by chance did the daily high temperature in your area surpass 212 degree fahrenheit? That could explain it.

scho63 10-31-2019 10:44 AM

Have we solved this great mystery yet? :doh!:

FAX 10-31-2019 11:05 AM

It's the local Baptism Gang doing their thing.

FAX

Iowanian 10-31-2019 11:56 AM

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Hog's Gone Fishin 10-31-2019 12:12 PM

:LOL:

Megatron96 10-31-2019 12:14 PM

I hurt my knee last night over this damned water thing. If we don't get an update today, I'm going to have this pool shot with a .44 . . .

Rain Man 10-31-2019 12:15 PM

It's possible that someone is just stealing the oxygen atoms and not the hydrogen atoms. Don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

TinyEvel 10-31-2019 12:19 PM

I think we need pictures and a good ol' Wes Anderson Fantastic Fox style diagram of the two pools and surrounding areas. We can solve this.

patteeu 10-31-2019 12:25 PM

Why didn't you close your pool on labor day like civilized people in mid america? Where do you live?

Rain Man 10-31-2019 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14565384)
It's possible that someone is just stealing the oxygen atoms and not the hydrogen atoms. Don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

No, wait. If they were stealing the oxygen, then the hydrogen would float away. So they must be stealing the hydrogen. So if it's only oxygen that's left, don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

Oh, wow. I just realized that every ingredient in water is flammable, but if you pour it on a fire it extinguishes it. The universe is such a tricky place.

JohnnyHammersticks 10-31-2019 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14565431)
No, wait. If they were stealing the oxygen, then the hydrogen would float away. So they must be stealing the hydrogen. So if it's only oxygen that's left, don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

Oh, wow. I just realized that every ingredient in water is flammable, but if you pour it on a fire it extinguishes it. The universe is such a tricky place.

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Iowanian 10-31-2019 01:11 PM

Maybe he's running a dehumidifier outside.


If he doesn't get back in here with updates and answering some important questions posed in this thread, I'm going to be forced to ratchet up the heat.

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ptlyon 10-31-2019 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 14565498)
Maybe he's running a dehumidifier outside.


If he doesn't get back in here with updates and answering some important questions posed in this thread, I'm going to be forced to ratchet up the heat.

WE. DEMAND. ANSWERS.

Perineum Ripper 10-31-2019 01:16 PM

Neighbor was stealing water, found out he was being surveyed and murdered everyone

Brando 10-31-2019 01:30 PM

The neighbor is a Chiefsplanet member. He is stealing water to fill up the mattress of his king-sized waterbed and make acid-washed jorts for the entire board.

Graystoke 10-31-2019 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brando (Post 14565524)
The neighbor is a Chiefsplanet member. He is stealing water to fill up the mattress of his king-sized waterbed and make acid-washed jorts for the entire board.

32 waist for me please

Chiefs4TheWin 10-31-2019 02:57 PM

I'm starting to believe this thread is a social experiment about cliffhangers that will never be resolved, and how crazy it makes people.

WELL ITS MAKING ME CRAZY TRIPLETHREAT!

Rain Man 10-31-2019 03:09 PM

He's probably not posting because he's hiding underwater with a snorkel.

threebag 10-31-2019 05:06 PM

TripleThreat got his ass handed to him in a 2 Pool Death Match

patteeu 10-31-2019 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 14565904)
TripleThreat got his ass handed to him in a 2 Pool Death Match

They're probably all in jail for getting into it and causing a neighborhood disturbance.

srvy 10-31-2019 07:40 PM

His neighbors pool is full now he wont catch nothing. Day late a dollar short. I would stay up up to catch him when he needs a topper offer. Stock up on energy drinks!

patteeu 10-31-2019 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14566110)
His neighbors pool is full now he wont catch nothing. Day late a dollar short. I would stay up up to catch him when he needs a topper offer. Stock up on energy drinks!

He should take his water back!

crispystl 10-31-2019 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 14565575)
32 waist for me please

So 36 really?

threebag 10-31-2019 08:27 PM

Maybe he should retaliate by midnight pissing in his neighbors pool




If his neighbor hasn’t killed him

Iowanian 10-31-2019 08:30 PM

Retaliatory strike.

You need to shit in his pool tonight...just in case.

Marcellus 10-31-2019 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 14565575)
32 waist for me please

Braggart. I suppose you need extra crotch space and an extra long zipper too.

TinyEvel 10-31-2019 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 14565575)
32 waist for me please

Around the parts that's a size Extra Small. (XS)

TinyEvel 10-31-2019 10:33 PM

Look, this is taking waaay too long! You have to go over there with a shotgun and Leroy Jenkins that whole property. WE DEMAND RESULTS!

SuperBowl4 10-31-2019 11:17 PM

You could be suffering from early signs of dementia. it's only going to get worse. Best Wishes.

scho63 11-01-2019 05:30 AM

How about we just all take a small sample cup, pee in it and send to OP.

His pool will be filled back up in no time.

Graystoke 11-01-2019 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14566215)
Braggart. I suppose you need extra crotch space and an extra long zipper too.

CP member...do I need to splain?


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