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Holy shit. CP has a poolboy now? Awesome.
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Redneck test:
Find a fresh road kill, like a raccoon, and throw it in your pool. Set a time frame. Measure during that period and if you lose water you have a leaking problem. If not, pull the road kill out and re-measure over the same set period of time. If you lose water during that period your neighbor is definitely guilty. Pretty simple logic. |
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Trail cam. Cheap option.
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I really hope this is true, just for the story. Nothing personal.
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Someone’s been stealing asswater
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Aliens. It's aliens.
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When you install the camera be careful not to draw attention to it or that one is being installed. The idea here is to solve the mystery rather than discourage any behavior that could be causing it.
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Dye your pool.
If neighbors pool ends up dyed he stealing your ass water |
Well, we're waiting
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However the thought that someone could clean their pool with your water overnight without you noticing seems ridiculously impossible. How would they be cleaning the pool, wouldn't it require either scrubbing & rising with your water or power washing the pool overnight with your water. However I would think all that activity would be pretty obvious. Either that or they would have to be pumping it into a tank to clean with the next day, but again I would think the big tank of water would be a dead give away. |
Not sure you ever clarified: do you have an in-ground or an above- ground pool?
Losing two feet overnight, for an in-ground pool there’s no way other than pumping out. Do you live in a hot climate? Even with evaporation it loses about a 1/4” per day at most. Unless, there’s a break in your filter pipe and you have a pump that goes on once in a while and all the water is returning to the ground instead of to your pool. But you’d notice that I think. |
Also, if you get an answer please add it to the OP.
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Maybe it's BigFoot.
Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints. |
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Sasquatches are bigfoot. It's like you know nothing of crypto zoology! |
Too much dihydrogen monoxide will kill ya. Hey, let's be careful out there.
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C'mon. Roll that beautiful bean footage!
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Maybe your fat ass wife does a lot of cannon balls.
OK, that was mean... |
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Catch some moonbeams in a jar and save them over a period of weeks. Then masturbate all around your pool. Release the moonbeams all at once, take a black light, and look for footprints in the semen.
It’s just common sense. |
did you get over there yet and suck your neighbors dick hard to show him a lesson
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I am disappointed to return from work and not have a resolution!
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If I had to guess, it's Notorious from this thread who's stealing your shit, or that neighbor.
One thing is for sure, and that is you are correct. Some mother****er is stealin' your pool water. What are you gonna do about it :$2500: |
The earlier suggestion of a couple of shots over his head should not be discounted.
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We need answers now, tripletwat.
Don't hit and run this shit. |
The suspense is killing me . . .
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If he already drained his pool and cleaned it, he won't need to steal more water until spring.
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Maybe got scooped up by the helicopter while staking out his own pool like the urban myth of the scuba diver in the forest fire.
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Any update on who was drinking all the asswater?
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What sound does Water make when it leaves a pool?
Doooooooooouche |
I don't know if I can go to bed tonight, IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GODDAMNED WATER!!!!
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I think edave and the neighbors wife know more than their letting on.
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Evaporation is a bitch....
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I know what happened and why he won't respond.
It's been nailed above. We have all seen what happens when Gilbert grape's mama gets into a bathtub that's 3/4 full. We need an update soon or this isn't going to end well. |
We need a streaming link to this cam. One of us will catch em'.
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WAT IN THE ACTUAL ****
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Is your neighbor displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage?
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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
I HAVE PLANS THIS WEEKEND AND CAN'T SIT HERE WAITING FOR CLOSURE. thanks |
It was Mike Matheny, he turned it into holy water.
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It's a long shot, but by chance did the daily high temperature in your area surpass 212 degree fahrenheit? That could explain it.
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Have we solved this great mystery yet? :doh!:
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It's the local Baptism Gang doing their thing.
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I hurt my knee last night over this damned water thing. If we don't get an update today, I'm going to have this pool shot with a .44 . . .
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It's possible that someone is just stealing the oxygen atoms and not the hydrogen atoms. Don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.
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I think we need pictures and a good ol' Wes Anderson Fantastic Fox style diagram of the two pools and surrounding areas. We can solve this.
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Why didn't you close your pool on labor day like civilized people in mid america? Where do you live?
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Oh, wow. I just realized that every ingredient in water is flammable, but if you pour it on a fire it extinguishes it. The universe is such a tricky place. |
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Maybe he's running a dehumidifier outside.
If he doesn't get back in here with updates and answering some important questions posed in this thread, I'm going to be forced to ratchet up the heat. https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-06-2014/x7vTgV.gif |
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Neighbor was stealing water, found out he was being surveyed and murdered everyone
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The neighbor is a Chiefsplanet member. He is stealing water to fill up the mattress of his king-sized waterbed and make acid-washed jorts for the entire board.
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I'm starting to believe this thread is a social experiment about cliffhangers that will never be resolved, and how crazy it makes people.
WELL ITS MAKING ME CRAZY TRIPLETHREAT! |
He's probably not posting because he's hiding underwater with a snorkel.
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TripleThreat got his ass handed to him in a 2 Pool Death Match
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His neighbors pool is full now he wont catch nothing. Day late a dollar short. I would stay up up to catch him when he needs a topper offer. Stock up on energy drinks!
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Maybe he should retaliate by midnight pissing in his neighbors pool
If his neighbor hasn’t killed him |
Retaliatory strike.
You need to shit in his pool tonight...just in case. |
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Look, this is taking waaay too long! You have to go over there with a shotgun and Leroy Jenkins that whole property. WE DEMAND RESULTS!
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You could be suffering from early signs of dementia. it's only going to get worse. Best Wishes.
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How about we just all take a small sample cup, pee in it and send to OP.
His pool will be filled back up in no time. |
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