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Im the chosen one
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I’m dumber than a box of ball hairs...
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We are there. |
We were all smart enough to persevere for many years as Chiefs fans to see them reward us with an epic postseason run and a Super Bowl championship. That brings all of us - save JakeF, RedDawg, and okchiefs - onto the 'above average' level.
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Wow who knew that being a Chiefs fan is a precursor to supreme intelligence. Fascinating.
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The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
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Yes. Educated financial consultant. So, I’m the smartest guy in every room?
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An interesting story, Keith McCready hung out a lot at Rack's in Lee's Summit in the early to mid 2000s. That dude was a trip. He played Grady in The Color of Money, for the people that don't know. He had juuuuuuuust a little bit of a drug problem. He could still play but, man, was he completely whacked out. |
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Everyone on here is 10x smarter than the avg American.
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All I know for sure is that I'm huge in Japan.
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I’ve met a representative sample of people.
I am. |
I have a PhD in genetics, there are a ton here who think I’m a moron I’m sure.
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I hoarded toilet paper so I voted no.
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At least with the bat and ball question that was posted earlier you had to think about it for even a split second before you realized its just a long winded way of asking whats 10 divided by 2. |
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- An apple costs 40 cents, a banana costs 60 cents and a grapefruit costs 80 cents. How much does a pear cost? |
Hell no I am not. At least I admit it. Unlike the other idiots on here
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knowledge is knowing how to change a tire.
wisdom is doing it. /movie line I'm wise in some ways, not so much in others. |
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I'm under no delusions that I'm a smart guy. |
Its depends on the situation.
And the bar has been set so ****ing low. So ya! I think ive broken through. |
I am essential and a piece of shit.
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I never actually answered the question. Yes, I'm smarter than most Americans.
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Essential is a bit of a stretch.
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With most of these types of riddles you have to get thinking on the right path, which is often predicated on quickly understanding what is actually being asked, like the ball question. If not you will get bogged down in a way that will never produce the answer and it’s hard to move off of what you think should produce the answer. |
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another example In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake?
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When I heard it the didnt ask how much a pear cost and instead just asked, "How much is a pear?" The only thing I could think of was 2 as if it was a play on words. Then I find out fruit is sold by the vowel... stupid. |
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When problem-solving in an artificial setting, such as a hypothetical question, one needs to structurally recognize a couple of assumptions; that there is a right answer, and that you are provided enough information to find that right answer. With that basis, the task becomes finding the pattern where a pattern isn't apparent. You are given the information that question wants you to know, and you are given the conclusion the question wants you to divine. Once you place yourself in that, admittedly artificial, cognitive space, the answer has a singular rationality. |
Many of those who have responded with yes, probably suffer from this problem. Drooped Head Syndrome, it's when your head is so full of knowledge you can no longer hold your head upright, it becomes too heavy. I'm here to tell you we have the answer sold on Amazon for the low low price of $29.99, and if you buy now, we'll include a second for free, just pay a small additional shipping and handling fee.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...qk2supotn4Q5va |
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For instance I could say, an apple cost $0.10. A mango cost $1.30. A grape cost $0.70. How much does honeydew cost? |
No, because I fell for the trap and entered this thread.
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I'm sure you've already seen the answer. |
My momma says alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
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And also everyone on Chiefsplanet seems to always say I'm a moron or and idiot when I state an opinion on. Anything. And we clearly know how many geniuses we have here on Chiefsplanet based on these poll results. Clear empirical data. |
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Didn't answer because 'smart' is too subjective. I'm science, math and tech smart yet geography, spelling and history dumb.
If this was in the DC, I could say that I know I'm smarter than average because half of the people in this country are democrats/republicans and therefore stupid. |
Only need to know how pete answered on this poll. Please share petegz29.
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A surveyors 100' steel tape expands and contracts because of heat and cold temperature. So he has it calibrated at 68F. The surveyors chain has a temperature coefficient of .00000645.
What measurement correction does the surveyor need to make on a 12F day to precisely measure 100' with his calibrated tape? What correction on a 98F day to measure 100'? All US survey foot. No SI units. |
There are alot of crazies/weirdos on here, but there is only 1 person on this entire site that I would say has below average intelligence. This assumption is based on the person's posting style and the interactions I have had with him on this site. I've never met CPs dumbest member in person and I really don't think I would like to.
Let's get to the name Drum roll please Mahomo 4 Life! |
I failed to mention us survey foot is Tenths of a foot. Carry out to 3 decimal places feet tenths hundredths and thousandths like a micrometer.
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When we a done we can do steel tape sag correction for unsupported tape using the weight of tape pound of pull for 100 feet to apply to the measurements above.
Maybe go on for correction over long distances curvature and refraction like the US Geodetic surveyors used on triangulation stations across the USA. All can be expected on the US Professional Land surveyors test to be licensed. |
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I had instructors who always said that but not true. Land Surveyors in Canada have it harder I always heard as they settle land disputes. So more schooled in Law. In the states, we just retrace and collect information and legal disputes are settled in court with finale say the judge. We take a state-specific test on Boundry Law and Riparian rights. |
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LOL poll results. Dunning-Kruger bastards....
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