i am drinking jizz

Beating the faiders is like eating chocolate ice cream. You never get bored of it.

Chiefs/Patriots AFCC?

Always double sweet against the Raiders

In for the win!

I only know 3 things:

1. The Kansas City Chiefs are good
2. The (whatever city it is this year) Raiders are bad
3. Ubeja loves toilets

lfg!

Thumbs up

The 1 seed is still on the table….

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2-0 and undefeated in the toilet bowl. Arrowhead West, confirmed.

The Titans are losing three games at the absolute most, putting them at 12-5.

We'd need to win out. I don't know if this team has that in them.

Dereck Carr wears eyeshadow!

**** the Raiders, **** their "Deathstar" stadium, **** anyone associated with that team named Davis, **** Carr's eyeliner. I hate those ****ers.

If we beat Dallas, we can absolutely win out.

I need a hug sweetie!

BEST GAME EVARRRRR!!!!

#SLUMPBUSTERpt3

That was an ass ****ing :spank::hump:

**** Yeah!

THIS!!!!!

The people who had buried the offense should feel foolish. They had literally two shitty games (one against a great D) and some flukey turnovers. It was bound to turn around.

When whoever it was fumbled the kickoff, I thought uh-oh. But then the Chiefs got one lucky bounce on another possible fumble and benefited by some really bad Derek Carr decisions. I hope the Bengals were watching and learning and they can help the Chiefs next week and again later on when they play the Chargers. Yes, the team that is geographically closest to me, the Titans, seem the best.

Outstanding win!

I believe mahomes had a good game

Finally!! Took what was there. Flats, screens. Drags. Runs on a 4 line defensive base!

If I knew how to embed a gif; it would be the happy Gilmore scene where he says to Shooter: “Happy learned to putt….”

Chiefs getting their swagger back! Rest of the season will be a fun ride!

That was a champion like performance by the whole team.

Hard to believe we are in first place after the lumps we have taken this year.

Mahomes looked like a surgeon out there and the defense is kicking ass!

Chris Simms picked the Raiders.


Whoops...


;)

I knew Mahomes would get it together eventually; just a matter of when, and I wasn't sure it would be in enough time to make a run this year.

Where I had no faith at all was in the defense to get their shit together. I'm still not a fan of guys that have to be shamed into doing their jobs, but apparently it worked, and they've been much, much better. That's because the extremely highly paid front 4 is producing.

Hey, I'll take it. We're in a good spot.

If we can take out the Cowboys, I don't think anyone can stop 'em.

Drizzle on me!

Like I've been saying.

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It was truly great to see the team playing a good game.

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I’m not sure if you were one of the people calling this a bad team, but that crap was embarrassing. They had essentially one really shitty game. With almost the same roster that had won 25 out of 27 or whatever after week one. Even sillier was the talk that it was suddenly a terrible offensive team. As if Mahomes was permanently broken at 26 and Reid forgot how to scheme. Everyone should have expected the flukey turnovers to stop.

Even the criticism of the defense was way over the top. They did look terrible over the first month, but it’s basically the same roster as last year with a few solid pieces added. That doesn’t add up to “historically bad.” It was bound to turn around. The biggest problem was that they over-complicated the scheme early on.

That win sure felt good. Mahomes appears to have broken out of his slump. To not only win but blow them out...in their building....was fantastic! :)

Rep it.

Chris Simms was a QB who didn’t win. Now he’s an analyst who doesn’t win. His Dad was pretty good.

IMO, Chris has been terrific as an analyst. And the Chiefs offense and Mahomes have been struggling lately. Nothing wrong with him picking the Raiders. Everyone gets it wrong sometimes.

He had the worst record for picks of the people who picked the game.

Double me up...I'm on a roll!

BUMP JUST CUZ!!!! GOOD VIBES ALL WEEK BAYBEEEEEE

I like football!

HARD SAME

The Raiders are in trouble going forward.

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I wonder if Andy has been saving some of his best schemes to try to develop the team. Maybe he values the improvement of the team for the playoffs over the overall record? Seeing the scheme against the raiders was beautiful. He minimized Wylie’s mistakes with quick passes and screens. He limited sorenson and Niemans mistakes with the scheme. The raiders game was a must win. But maybe Andy was saving his best scheme earlier in the season to try and improve the team and valued that over the record? Maybe the record could be better with Andy giving his best stuff but maybe the team would be worse?

And mahomes had the statement before the season that we should go 20-0.

it was a Sea of Red because most Raiders are on lock down and the ones in the stands are on parole some are just out there hijacking cars.

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Weren't you just talking about going on a Reidian Run? :shrug:

If they beat Dallas, I think I would almost expect it.