LMAO That's sacred!1! JFC...get a grip, spazzo

Get a grip says the pos spamming the Mahomes baby thread.

You really are a disgusting excuse for a human being. STFU

Let me try….

2018 - 80.3
2019 - 77.7
2020 - 78.1
[Sammy Watkins Left]
2021 - 62.2

Just pointing out facts

Let me try…

Lost Sammy Watkins
Had his worst season
Fact

^ Mahomes had foot surgery as well. He even mentioned recently that he was far ahead in his training over last year.

But yeah, morons want to blame a precious little baby. ****ing stupid trolls.

Yeah....see, this is why someone would troll this thread. Because people really act like Mahomes is going to read the thread or that saying/not saying congrats in a thread really means anything.

It has nothing to do with "acting" like anything. A normal person says something positive for others during a major life change.

It is part of being a decent human being.

Sure. That would be true if this thread was going to reach Mahomes. But youre really patting yourself on the back for being posting congrats on a thread he'll never see much less care about lol

And plus, it pretty obvious trolling. If you get in your feelings over this...

Keep white knighting trolls blaming a kid for the on-field performance of an NFL QB - if you think that is the hill you should be dying on. :rolleyes:

I just ignore them cause the trolling is so obvious. You on the other hand scoops some sand into your vagina. LMAO

I dont think it’s blaming a baby, it’s making sure that the house and family itself is healthy, aka Brittany…. We all know how important a smart, caring, loving spouse is when raising a new born. Again, hoping she’s being the woman she needs to be.

Ignore the trolls but act like a dick to me for calling them out. Makes perfect sense. But keep on with your stupid narrative that somehow my feelings were hurt. Was it hard to type that with Cosmo's dick in your mouth? :hmmm:

Congrats Mahomes, ignore these old ****s from the 1700s. They still put leaches on their hemorrhoids

Never thought of trying that
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should have baby in december so might miss 1 game hope it's not an important game

What a dipshit loserLMAO

I notice you're not crying about all the 'disrespectful' posts mentioning things like Britt's "Golden Pussy" and the like. This is about me. You're acting like a complete spaz seeing me post something that you decided to take personally for some reason. Is this your grandkid or somethingLMAO

That is seriously hilarious.LMAO
Good one.

He's that guy who was injured half the time, right? Good for 30-40 catches a year?
I'll consider it.

If it's a boy and named Patrick, will he be junior or III?

Patrick going by Mahomes II is wrong and always has been.

Patrick Mahomes Sr. is his dad.

Our Patrick Mahomes should be Mahomes Jr.

The moniker of Mahomes II is reserved for an important Uncle with the same name.

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I should say players wives. A lot of NFL marriages are superficial Hollywood like relationships. Trophy wives or on the opposite spectrum a wife who’s accepted the role as homemaker. How many players do you see at games or concerts or events without their wives? People seem weirded out by them having a really normal relationship where he seems to like having her around and involved. She obviously makes him happy and the only thing that seems to bother him (even though he doesn’t care) is what the public thinks of her. And good for him for saying **** you and not letting the public dictate who he should be with.

I freaking knew it

Shouldn’t you be listening to music, audiophile?

I suspect what he was trying to point out is the notion that correlation does not equal causation.

Mahomes serving up more creampies than a French bakery.

Congratulations to him and his family.

I'm surprised they waited so long. Personally, if I had his resources, I'd just knock out like three of four kids back to back.

I also don't have any kids so can't confidently say I even know wtf I'm talking about. It's possible they just want to take it slow and enjoy their time with their first baby before having another.

So adorable.

/every female Chiefs fan on Facebook.

Cosmo was born as a group project

Waiting for the photoshop of all the afc west qbs along with sterling sitting on mahomies knee lol

All his kids

Seems like the kind of guy where they took an egg from a cadaver and have as many prisoners jack off into the test tube as they could until it fertilized.

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LOL, the kid looks like Burrow, Patrick needs to have a DNA test on Sterling if the next kid has curly hair and is tan.

Are they Catholic? Got dam

So...Mahomes pass was intercepted, and the run back is gonna take 9 months?

I'm pretty sure that the kid would be Patrick Mahomes II, Jr. Then if that kid someday has a kid with the name, he would be Patrick Mahomes II, Jr II.

And everyone calls him Bubba.

Mahomes is having a baby boy.

Our next QB, baby.

Great now I have to change my lifestyle and make sure I live another 20 years

I bet he’s born with a bigger dick than me

LETS GO THE CHIEFS ARE ON THE CLOCK

Best news ever. We're set for life as Chiefs fans!

We’re set for life as Chiefs fans!! Mahomes jr is gonna be a genetic freak!! It’s time!!

Brittany Mahomes is 5'9 so the chances this kid is over 6 feet are pretty good I'd say.

He's already a 3* on Rivals

Probably a 5 star recruit? Probably going to university of Texas or if 4 star than Texas Tech. Kid is gonna be a stud! 2043 draft can’t get here fast enough!!

PMIII

The only tough part here is we're likely to have like 2-3 years of not having a Mahomes at QB. :-(

This kid isn't going to Tech. If PMII was recruited by UT he wouldn't have gone there either.

PMII chose Tech over Houston and Rice, those were his only other offers.

That’s the sad part 😔, probably be Hennes son or something like that

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Take a guess☺️☺️ <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> <a href="https://t.co/JGW3cqonI3">pic.twitter.com/JGW3cqonI3</a></p>&mdash; Brittany Mahomes (@BrittanyLynne) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrittanyLynne/status/1541113353120120834?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Not to nitpick be we already have Jr.

UT was recruiting PMII early but as a safety, not as a QB

Can you imagine how good Patrick Mahomes II would have been as a safety? The entire NFL would have been changed, and this would now be known as the NFL's greatest defensive era.

This made me happy.

So... the new baby is a boy?

Identifies as they/them

Patrick jumping in the pool was great!

Yes. Gender reveal party posted to Twitter.

Prolly play baseball.

Pat - Patrick - Ricky = Nissan Stanza returns!

There are no boys or girls yet until they decide if they want to keep their dick or not. How insensitive of them.

Let me be the first to say the Chiefs should draft this kid.

That almost made me cry and I'm not even gay!

My Dad was 6 foot. I'm 6'2". My son is 6"4. I think, in general, we are getting bigger as a species.

For his own long term health, he should. Every play in football could be a career ender. But on the other hand, his dad will be the first player to be a BILLIONAIRE. He can do anything he wants in life.

People actually have gender reveal parties. The level of self absorption it takes to actually invite others to drive over and spend their day with your fetus is truely beyond my ability to comprehend

Our gender reveal party was when the nurses handed our newborn to us. An actual old fashioned and unpretentious reveal party

Ya? How was your uphill walk to and from school every day?

Obv this is a Brittany thing. Maybe she is monetizing views on social media or whatever, but more than likely it’s another modern woman attention-whoring. Patrick prob needed to step in and say “These are really stupid and a waste of our friends time. Also this fetus hasn’t achieved anything in life so it’s not worth celebrating at this time”

And we LIKED it, damn it!

So the baby is basically Derek Carr.

Exactly. It’s like a new coach having a “QB reveal” party and out pops a picture of Derek Carr or Ryan Tannehil

JFC.. They are happy they having another baby.. Some things are simple to figure out..

People finding reasons to get together and have fun... the horror!

I wonder if Mahomes has a second job that he does during his Arrowhead work hours and keeps all the money secret from Brittany?

Do you think dudes have fun at a gender reveal party?

Large crowds can still lead to outbreaks. We are not done with covid

Patrick Mahomes could invite me to his place for a Grey's-Anatomy-binge-watching Tupperware-selling cliché-sign-making cupcake-baking crochet-knitting 50-shades-of-gray-book-club-reading mimosa-drinking pedicure-manicuring gender reveal party.... and I'm showing up to Patrick Mahomes' house and having a good time.

Did any of you stop to consider the possibility that this kid may not play football at all and may prefer the arts and theater?

Oh ,definitely.

That's not nice to hint that he's Derek Carr's Son

People have been doing these gender reveal things for at least the past decade or so. I agree with you in that this is silly. But that's what young people do these days.