You wouldn’t know what an Alpha was if one fell out of the sky, landed on your face, and tea bagged your uvula.

^jealous beta

ROFL

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Finkle is Einhorn?

Einhorn is Finkle?

I'll wait to hear Kotter's take on all this mult talk before I make up my mind.

I'm a blackbob mult

You don't know?

Alphas have 90k posts on football message boards and make up stories about 2nd jobs that make it seem like their IQ is 64.

Reminds me of a MOVIE!!

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Not the cuttlefish-uh!!

alphas constantly have betas in their orbit

this thread is proof

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You need more commas and/or dashes in there.

FTR - I'm agnostic on the connection, but if they are mults of each other, they are good at compartmentalizing.

Both have beef, but PB's is substantive and Cosmo's is just irrational irritation.

I push PB on his opinions and he pushes back for not supporting or agreeing with them.

I leave Cosmo alone and he catalogs my every move with 'here's what BL just said' posts. I guess they are supposed to document his irritation with my disposition or posting style or something. But beyond that, he doesn't engage with any substance of note.

And neither of them refer to the beef of the other or in any other way engage in the same manner as each other, to my view.

Who's mult was Cooper Barrett?

He knew Clay's whereabouts, stock portfolio, and he stole Clay's girlfriends. The dating thread was erased due to girlfriends beings pimped.

what a goddamn fantasy you invented LMAO

i still don't know how cooper got a pic of that girl...we went on 2 dates so it was no harm no foul but god damn

what was the 2nd job story

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=343489

Double dipping at a 2nd remote position where a company supposedly hired him with no qualifications, he dicked around, then bitched about getting fired.


It's pretty much exactly the same faulty logic trolling as this morning's post in the 'fighting a ticket' thread... complaining about pointless and completely unfounded technicalities when the actions and consequences are blatantly obvious while making himself look like he has an IQ of 64.

I have this beta totally wrapped around my finger. LMAO

oh wait, I did read that. I now remember thinking “this guy is a loser”.

Twenty years ago it would have been a HoC thread with people buying it hook, line, and sinker and trying to track down the person and company to figure out how much of it was legit.

Trolling in 2022 basically amounts to people laughing at your dumb ass.

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Oh, I forgot to mention I failed English and grammer in school.

But you stayed in school for a reason.....


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OK I fibbed a little. But he still got your dates photo and then photo shopped it lol.

Coopers leg finally did him in?

i miss coop

i need him back telling me how my dog is going to die, my GF is going to leave and the bank is going to repossess my house

eDave's ban is up in about a month, so you have that to look forward to.


(and cooper wasn't ever banned, but maybe he never realized he could actually post in the Romper Room :shrug: )

That guy had the most ridiculous stories. He reminds me of that Vladimir whateverthe****.

Didn't read the whole thread, but to get slightly back on topic...

If Cosmo is PB, does that mean that Cosmo donated $100 to the Trump fund? Or was that just a PB lie?

I pride myself on my anecdotes and I'm glad you noticed kind sir!

KC United with the straight gas, folks

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if they are, it's a somewhat impressive troll job. I still doubt it though.

We should ask them each what their favorite professional NFL football team is. If they say the same team then it's proof

Is it acceptable to have multiple accounts if you have multiple personalities?

i'll get him again

It was entertaining a bit having him clown on anyone.

Maybe, Coops girlfriend and her daughter finally drove off in his cars then never came back. Shame.

If this thread doesn't get to a 1000 replies by the end of the month, then we should probably just shut this place down...

I’m prob overthinking this poll. It appears more people think Cosmo created me than vice versa. If so that’s really shocking to me given how much funnier, more detailed, and just an overall far bigger personality than he is.

Looked up their IPs and they are the same

Join dates.

10-year spread.

Yep, that’s a pretty significant difference. It the dates were at all close he might have a point.

**** YES! MISS ME SOME eDave

When is Deberg's ban lifted?

I was wrong, it's permanent... it was originally 6 months, but forgot he screwed the pooch by creating multiple mults to get around it.

Ya'll will need to meet at the George Brett statue.

Same IPs

how can i get him unbanned?

we need him back for mid terms

Cosmo has a completely different, and frankly better, sense of humor than PB.

PB has volunteered a ton of personal info over the years, afaik Cosmo has never volunteered anything. Heck, there’s still a debate over whether Cosmo is male or female.

They’re obviously not the same poster.

Why was eDave banned?

He was a good poster. I say that mainly because he said I was.

You want him unbanned so you can get him banned again?

If he gets banned again it's his own fault. :evil:

People pointing to us returning the same day as proof we are mults misses the boat. Obviously, he saw my comeback and jumped right back in. Teamwork.

WWG1WGA

It could be case of schizophrenia; they may not even realize they inhabit the body…

Pretty sure the short answer is drugs. Hopefully, he's doing ok

Cosmo can be as funny as anyone here.

That's exactly what you would expect from a mult, it's not like very many people volunteer a lot of truthful personal information on the internet, especially when it makes you look like a complete reerun.

You have a really weird sense of humor; when the majority of someone’s responses boil dow to “someone said something” and “Baby Lee posted another tv/movie reference”, I just don’t see the humor there.

Cosmo is vaxxed PB is not

LMAO

This weakass retort isn't moving the needle, no minds are being changed

Its all still in dispute, Sybil... in fact its only become weirder

It’s weird how they are both dicks but they both happen to be right, a lot.

Can you guys please let him back. He used to be such a good guy and poster.

Two different people. I’d hate to admit it publicly, but Cosmo does make me laugh, often. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at a PB post. He’s very serious lol

Used to be are the key words here.

Cosmo is from Omaha.

Prison Bitch, I think it's time we talk about your internet addiction, honey. You skipped my nephews bar mitzvah last weekend because you were screaming at your computer that you were going to 'roast" Baby Lee posting TV show references. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds psychotic.

You were supposed to buy me a new purse as well. Why aren't you working?

Was that really necessary?
TMI

Maybe the most LMAO post in this LMAO thread.
Now that you mention it...babbly lee does post a lot of TV references

You're from Ralston, AKA Omaha's taint.

Prison Bitch is the old guy living with cats at the end of 'No Country for Old Men' and Cosmo is the snippy **** known as 'Nellie' from 'Little House on the Prairie'.


Two totally different personalities outside common trait of bitterness.


If they are one in the same there's going to be a new episode of 'Mind Hunter'.

Much like fatzod, otter is one of those people who have post after post constantly complaining about all the different kinds of people who are ruining society and destroying every facet of life...then turns around and says others are "bitter." Check the mirror, loser.

Um, he posted that so take it up with him

If I'm not mistaken, PB is big on the fat jokes as well. :hmmm:

So, different internet providers, cell phone carriers, etc; have IP pools... so, everyone in KC who has Sprint could technically overlap IPs from time to time.

So it's a bit easier to rule out mults in this way than confirm... if one person was always connecting via Spectrum and Verizon, and someone else always connected via Google Fiber and T-Mobile, it's probably not the same person with two phones and connecting through two different providers.

And when you look at these huge lists, there's always some overlap of people in the same city.

The interesting thing about today's IPs, however, is they're both coming from the same ISP (with different IPs) and in the past they've overlapped on the same cell provider as well... and while one person has only posted through the ISP in recent days, the other has also posted several times over a cell provider.


Same internet provider, same cell phone provider, and one is obviously posting from a phone connected over wifi while the other is obviously posting from a laptop/desktop.

Doesn't guarantee the same person, but if you were going to post through two accounts at the same time, within minutes of each other... posting from a phone that's on the same wifi network as your laptop/desktop would make the most sense. :shrug:

Thanks Sheldon

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Can we Daface in here to fix this shit?