Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 16621457)

Lucas Niang once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
Mission Impossible was originally set in Lucas Niang’s house.
Lucas Niang uses pepper spray to season his meat.
Lucas Niang plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
Lucas Niang is able to slam a revolving door.
Lucas Niang has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.
Lucas Niang can dribble a bowling ball.
When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Lucas Niang comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money.
Lucas Niang won an arm wrestling tournament, with both arms tied behind his back.
When Lucas Niang lifts weights, the weights get in shape.
If Lucas Niang were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Lucas Niang and they both fought, they would both win.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Lucas Niang.
The flu gets a Lucas Niang shot every year.
Lucas doesn't need to throw out the trash, it always throws itself out.
Lucas Niang is the reason that Wally is always hiding.
Bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw Lucas Niang walking in the mountains.
Lucas Niang doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
When Lucas Niang plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Lucas Niang.
When Lucas Niang's parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.
Lucas Niang doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Lucas Niang makes onions cry.
Ghosts tell Lucas Niang stories at the campfire.
The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Lucas Niang was looking for him.
Lucas Niang doesn't negotiate with terrorists. The terrorists negotiate with Lucas Niang.
When Lucas Niang looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.
Lucas Niang made a Happy Meal cry.
Aliens are real. They are just hiding from Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang beat the sun in a staring contest.
Lucas Niang destroyed the periodic table, because Lucas Niang only recognizes the element of surprise.
Lucas Niang doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Lucas Niang wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.
Lucas Niang does not get frostbite. Lucas Niang bites frost.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Lucas Niang can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
There has never been a hurricane named Lucas because it would have destroyed everything.
When Lucas Niang enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Lucas Niang can build a snowman out of rain.
Lucas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If Lucas Niang was on The Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship.
The sun has to wear sunglasses when Lucas Niang glances at it.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Lucas Niang allows to live.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Lucas Niang can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
The dinosaurs looked at Lucas Niang the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
If you want a list of Lucas Niang’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Once a cobra bit Lucas Niang’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang doesn't need to wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.
It takes Lucas Niang 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Lucas Niang can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Lucas Niang once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Lucas Niang' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang found the last digit of pi.
Lucas Niang can divide by zero.
When Lucas Niang does division, there are no remainders.
Lucas Niang has counted to infinity more than once.
Lucas Niang does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Lucas Niang is able to sketch your portrait using an eraser.
Lucas Niang does not sleep. He waits.
Lucas Niang can unscramble an egg.
Lucas Niang is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Lucas Niang can make a slinky go upstairs.
Lucas Niang tells Simon what to do.
When Lucas Niang looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Lucas Niang and Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang can hear sign language.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Lucas Niang says it’s beef, then it’s beef.
Lucas Niang’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Champions are the breakfast of Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Lucas Niang can kill your imaginary friends.
When Lucas Niang goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him.
When Lucas Niang uses the internet he can skip ads whenever he wants, ads are not able to skip Lucas Niang.
The Loch Ness Monster claims to have seen Lucas Niang.
When Thanos snapped his fingers, he disappeared. Lucas Niang doesn't like snapping.
Lucas Niang knows Victoria’s secret.
When Lucas Niang enters a building that is on fire, the Lucas Niang alarm rings.
Lucas Niang has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
When police officers approach Lucas Niang they say "we have the right to remain silent".
The Swiss Army uses Lucas Niang Knives.
Lucas Niang can speak Braille.
Lucas Niang doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Death once had a near-Lucas-Niang experience.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Lucas Niang. There were no survivors.
Lucas Niang doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Lucas Niang gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Lucas Niang plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. And wins.
Lucas Niang can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Lucas Niang once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
On the 7th day, God rested. Then, Lucas Niang took over.
Lucas Niang has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If you spell Lucas Niang in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Lucas Niang once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Lucas Niang can touch MC Hammer.
Lucas Niang’ email address is Gmail@LucasNiang.com
Lucas Niang’s GPS never tells him to turn around.
When Lucas Niang was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When Lucas Niang was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital.
Lucas Niang once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
Voldemort refers to Lucas Niang as ‘You Know Who’.

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 16623653)

When Niang is healthy, he’s a noticeably better run blocker and is more talented as a pass protector. Even with unrefined technique he’s a better pass blocker than Wylie.

But availability is a skill and Wylie has him beat in that category by a country mile.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 16623660)

Yeah im gonna not take your word for it.

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 16623676)

I would hope not, but….

in 360 pass block snaps, Niang has given up 2 sacks and 2 QB hits.

In 459 pass block snaps this year, Wylie has given up 6 sacks and 4 qb hits.

So, 1 in 90 pass attempts Niang allowed his QB to get hit

Wylie gets his QB hit almost twice as much.

So it seems production matches my opinion/take.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 16623650)

It's not like Prince Tangowhatever showed much in relief of Wiley. Dude got pushed around and was on skates.

CP just has such a hard on for replacing Wylie that they saw whatever they wanted to see.

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 16623759)

Andy loves Wylie.

Loves him

Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16623755)

What? No. That's....no.

The Winnebago did fine.

Better than Wylie, who blows goats.

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 16623766)

Nah there was a pretty good breakdown done on his play he had help almost every single snap. They were apparently very worried about him.

He really didn’t play that well.

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 16623766)

Nah there was a pretty good breakdown done on his play he had help almost every single snap. They were apparently very worried about him.

He really didn’t play that well.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 16621448)

You know what day tomorrow is?

Do you?

It's LUCAS NIANG DAY.

https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/p...qpvcuxep5d1dsf

LOOK AT HIM

HE'S REAL AND LIKELY TO BE ACTIVATED

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16623811)

I'd like to see that, because I watched him every play for most of a quarter after they put him in and what I saw was less and less help as it went on, and I thought he did just fine. I looked around Youtube and couldn't find anything.

Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16624335)

Wylie blows goats, period. And there's nothing any of you can say that will make me not believe my own eyes in this case.

I SEEN'T IT.

Originally Posted by dallaschiefsfan (Post 16624031)

And Seth is smarter and better at breaking down line play than 99.9 % of this forum...so yeah...I'll take his word over the opinions here.

Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16624335)

Wylie blows goats, period.

Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 16624403)

Did you see the pg version or XXX?

Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16624335)

Wylie blows goats, period. And there's nothing any of you can say that will make me not believe my own eyes in this case.

I SEEN'T IT.

Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16624335)

Wylie blows goats, period. And there's nothing any of you can say that will make me not believe my own eyes in this case.

I SEEN'T IT.