She was a decent lay. Not the best I've had before a game.

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Bro, he's also like 6'3" 240 and trains MMA so that's highly unlikely

Close to staylor status but he's 6'3" and 175 soaking wet.

The old emergency text message is a classic move to get away from a date that you want to get away from. Even I know that, and I was dating before the invention of the cell phone.

Shows up at the hotel room of a dude she’s never met and bangs him before breakfast.

“Why don’t men respect me??”

SHE’S REAL! SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL OK

Accountability is a woman’s kryptonite.

Take your L and move on honey. Don’t **** a guy 5 minutes after you meet him.

She doesn't want to admit that she has an agenda of her own.

I mean, me and Funbags were probably 'in love' by most people's estimates, but our traumas were of the "whoa, FEELINGS - hot potato, hot potato! 🔥" and we both stepped way back.

Which is how MY trauma works; the opposite of clingy. It hurts just as bad, but I try not to expose anyone to my trauma.

Well, I expose you guys to my trauma.

Better than what billay wants to expose to you.

6’ 185, actually.

He also lasted all of 5 seconds...and she was like "I think he might actually LOVE me!"

ROFL
LMAO

She was definitely not worth the price of admission. Dude got took on the tickets.

Who, Rocco?

Or your imaginary girlfriend?

I’ll bang a chick 5 minutes after I meet her. But don’t expect me to have any respect for her. Lol.

I'd have straight laughed in her face and told her that she could go ATM and still ain't getting those tickets.

"You're annoying and you have an agenda. Thanks for providing your vagina as a useful alternative to masturbation, but my friends who don't really like me are paying for my beer..."

You had to wait around for smoke signals tho

Well, no shit.

Guess what she did LAST night?

Hope she brushed her teeth...

Hey!

We had pagers.

Dick.

"I'm sure it's just a routine emergency"

She’s definitely not marriage material.

"I have no integrity and zero personality." *eyes light up*

"I'll use the ol' keep-a-****a pussy!! That'll at least get one in my orbit: I'll let obfuscation and manipulation do the rest..."

I just love how she acts like HE was the one doing something 'wrong' and deceitful, though...

No kidding.

That was an expensive lay. I don't know if she's worth a McDonald's meal.

Pour one out for the fellow member of the kingdom who got conned out of his tickets by a postop.

I'd hit that.

It makes sense, he’s probably going to be 10 in December. Is that the PR you’re going for?

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Anyone else immediately think the face on the left and troll face were a perfect match?

Now that she’s publicly confessed that she’ll let a fella smash that little thing at the back of her throat for a hotel breakfast….she’s gonna find a lot of fat bald guys swiping right now. Her uterus will look like an angry porcupine by New Years


If she wanted to sweat the guy she should have ended the video with something like “jokes on you asshole, those bumps weren’t from shaving”

Same. That's why Stevie is my spirit animal.

If you want a girl to chase you don’t chase her, and don’t be rude to her. Just ignore her and she’ll be driven insane. Females across the animal kingdom are hardwired to attract males whether it’s by smell or pretty feathers or a great ass packed into a pair or tight blue jeans. When that doesn’t work they go get the attention they crave

“You mean you golfed the whole weekend?” Basically, yeah. “Whatever, I’m coming over”.

If it was the would thread, I’d probably throw her a bone after a night of drinking. I just couldn’t have been doing the drinking with her. Her facial expressions and voice would wear me the **** out.

Lmao no wonder you have to make up girlfriends no one is going to date a midget

Yeah, but would you trade a pair of Mahomes-era Chiefs tickets for 5 seconds of glory with that?

She's the BIG winner in the whole scenario.

And dude got what he deserved.

I mean, these aren't Herm or Romeo-era tickets...these aren't even Alex Smith-era...this is MAHOMES.

I would rather jack off with a cheese grater while punching my dead grandma in the ****ing face than trade a pair of PARKING PASSES to stick my dick in that.

I may have turned down better pussy than that this week. Twice. And it wasn't going to cost me Chiefs tickets.

Hell, Superfreak's crazy ass is working the game tonight, she said I could be her +1 to any game I wanted, any show she is working (I could've went to Pearl Jam, Wheeler Walker Jr, Firewater Festival, Jamey Johnson, Slash, all kinds of shit) for free.

It ain't worth it, and Superfreak is absolutely hotter and guaranteed has that voodoo, and will take a face ****ing like a champ BEFORE she eats that ass...

So, if I won't **** Superfreak and go to any game or show for free...I can't see how a 5 hump pump on Llama Llama Red Pajama would rate giving up tickets to a game for...

Dude has some inadequacy issues that he's trying to compensate for or something...

Prison Bitch has 10 women right now.

In several pieces, chillin' in various deep freezers and crawlspaces...

How biut working a 2nd job and not telling then Rico Suave?

Who here clapped those Cheeks?
 

It's generally the males of bird species that hold the bright plumage to attract a mate.

Lions as well with their manes, ungulates with the antlers, etc.

Why does she look familiar? Is she in the teacher thread?

If it had been someone from here, her entire post would be a warning to other girls.

“Just buy your own ticket ladies, you won’t shit right for a week”

quit quoting this and showing her face...FGS