Why would you say that, you snotty fat bastard? Everyone here is respectful and kind.

(Sorry. I couldn’t resist.)

Man, I haven't seen a vicious influx of new blood to the forum like this since CP had that throng of juggaloes when we traded for Matt Cassel!

When they break up, I’m going to stick with 87 for 2 reasons.
1. 87 plays for my favorite football team and I hear he is pretty good at TE.
2. I’d turn up Turnpike Troubadours on my Walkman if swift was playing in my garage.

My wife wants them to stay together at least until the Super Bowl parade as she is hopeful she comes to the parade and performs.

Please excuse the ignorance ladies.

What he meant to say was:
ALWAYS lick you best friend's girlfriend's vagina. :clap:

Hey hot female Swifties over the age of 18, I'm Travis Kelce's 3rd cousin twice removed and I'll be going to a family picnic in 3 weeks and Taylor will be there with Travis

PM me your request and photo as to why you're qualified to attend and I will send you details of what you need to do to be admitted.

Be VERY SPECIFIC and INCLUDE EVERY DETAIL of what you are willing to do to gain admittance. Extra photos are a bonus.

Don't forget to include the $29.95 processing and evaluation fee with your submission.

Good luck Swifties and see you soon.

Uncle Scho

I don't think you will ever have to worry about swifties on CP.

The one-two punch of DC and tossing salad at the George Brett statue should run them off.

Swifties are not Smarties. :p

I don't know that I'm a Swiftie but I've never found her music to be that objectionable. At worst it's perfectly cromulent radio pop, usually though it's decent enough. There's a lot worse out there on the top 40 stations.

Plus I mean she was leading the charge against Ticketmaster, not sure how that is going now but she deserves credit for going up against those assholes.

will be honest though she could be singing the SNF theme song instead of Carrie Underwear and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

I have seen no new blood.

Dead rappers
Belize

I can't imagine them (swifties) staying at the Adams Mark.

Have we signed a single one of these sammich making sons of bitches yet?

I think it would be awesome to have a bunch of Swifties about.

Even out the gigantic gender imbalance some, and I get the feeling the average age here is like 52. So an infusion of youth and different perspectives.

Fisty McTat, Fisty McTat, Fisty McTat. I miss that character. :D

We'd all be that guy who is too old to be hanging out at the club. The amount of creepiness would be hugely entertaining.

This was a thoughtful nice touch. :)

Swifties have moms.
Do I have to do all your thinking for you?

2 girls, 1 cup?

Do you really want them to drink it?
Really really?

https://i.ibb.co/728zzHL/tkelce.jpg

The youth would get infused with something.

Thank God you edited that.

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Compared to Swifts level of fame even Mahomes would be considered not famous.

Have we even gained a single member since the Bears game?

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