JFC Welcome to Fruitloop Planet.

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Chris616 Could set y'all straight

Did they cite Men In Black 3 as their source? Aliens and moon bases.

In 2012, alien criminal Boris the Animal, the last Boglodite, escapes from a maximum-security prison on the Moon to take revenge on Agent K, who shot off his left arm and captured him in 1969. He confronts K and his partner Agent J, telling the former he is "already dead". K attempts to prevent J from pursuing Boris and refuses to give any exact details about the events of his arrest. Back at MiB Headquarters, J discovers K was responsible for not only capturing Boris but for deploying the "ArcNet", an interplanetary shield that prevented the now extinct Boglodites from invading Earth, but is denied any other details about the case.

That would explain Patrick Mahomes

But why anal probes?

If aliens exist Stevie Ray will question his entire existence in worshipping the man in the sky

We don't want that

I bet it turns out that that is the secret to Interstellar travel. They're trying to take us out to see the wonders of the universe, but they just need to adjust the settings to match our rectums instead of theirs.

I read it was something about black hole theory

everyone knows your 4th eye is in your butthole

Of course it sucked lol it was Awesomely Bad with hot babes tho!

LIZZID PEOPLE!!!!

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It doesn’t surprise me at all….ive seen some of you beetle juice looking shit dicks