Don't need the car's cigarette lighter to heat up the coat hanger now

Facts

Maybe you should call the cops and report it then

If she's not already wet enough to get it in by that point then the guy has done something wrong

What do you want me to respond to?
Seriously guys, I'm only 1 woman.

People think porn is real life sex. Zoomers need a decade off the internet to reset their minds.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dissatisfied with Trump and Biden, it seems Americans are seriously exploring third-party options. RFK Jr. and Comrade Stein will be competing against the Hawk Tuah Party in November. <a href="https://t.co/RSiLo230ac">pic.twitter.com/RSiLo230ac</a></p>&mdash; Umar Lee (@UmarLeeIII) <a href="https://twitter.com/UmarLeeIII/status/1803904245101445375?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

we need someone to either meme or ai generate her and the cash me outside chic ROFL

May have already been posted. I’m not going to bother to look.

Autographed hats available on tiktok. They'd probably sell better if she'd actually spit on them.

Apparently, and no one should be surprised, she is a pastor's daughter.

Need to send a dozen of those to Paige Spiranac.

The backlash is strong

LMAO

This freakin' guy....

LMAO

Some people only want chaste girls to spit all over their dick and balls during a blowjob.

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Now we're spitting on balls?
Weird AF.

I never understood why dudes trashed slutty girls.

Sluts make the world go ‘round!

I'm pretty sure Red Dawg is an incel.

Maybe it's foreplay.

Yah, sounds odd. You should try it tonight and report back your findings.

Only if we can use Rain Man.

Who’s “we”? I’m going to be busy doing my hair. This is a solo mission, lady. You and RM enjoy yourselves.

Meh, Stormy Daniels drools all over the social sirloin. Nothing to see here.

Well it can affect others in a negative way. Had a neighbor growing up who's sister was a Hawk Tuah type of chick. I think it affected him in a negative way.

We're? Somebody somewhere perhaps but it's just what some might think is a funny logo on a golf ball. Sometimes I do spit on my golf ball and then wipe it with a towel to clean the mud off of it.

Maybe he shouldn't let his sister give him head then. Problem solved.

I don’t get it.

pretty sure I’ve sang sluts make the rockin world go ‘round at karaoke before

I was expecting it to be some new slang term for underthrown passes by the Miami QB.

There is no doubt that some of you have married or are dating a women who has done some freaky sex stuff you will never find out about.

This is mild in comparison....

She doesn't crumble when things get....hard. She rises to the occasion and spits on dat thang.

Safe bet that he would require a control group of guys who do not get their balls spit on.

Lol

Well she was probably Hawk Tuah on most of his acquaintances etc. I never did hear if he got some but I'm guessing no but anything's possible.

This is talking about spitting on a penis before you engulf it. Does your lady Hawk Tuah?

Not to my knowledge.

Meme needs more gagging.

BAE CASHING IN

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQp3pGqX...pg&name=medium

White people have the dumbest humor

Team.

Take one for it.

ROFL

Can someone please tell me what this is all about?

Spitting on that thang.

I always thought that was stupid, stop your spitting and get to sucking

Psssst.

More lube is a good thing.

See?
Lazy.

I'm sure you're a nice guy tho.

Girl ain’t got enough ass to wear those pants. Plus her crooked eyes hint at some unseen malice.

It's a slang way to ask your waitress for a beer at a restaurant. When she asks what you want, you're supposed to say "Hawk Tuah me".

It's so hard to keep up with modern slang.

Counterpoint: given her lack of ass, crooked smile, and preacher father, she’s probably a hellcat in the sack.

It's the perfect line to ensure great service every time

oh she's totally going to start an onlyfans showing her sucking dick

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Hawk Tuah girl was a preschool teacher, who is now forced to resign.</p>&mdash; Cassandra Hartford (@SpaceCoastCRE) <a href="https://twitter.com/SpaceCoastCRE/status/1804555906689958292?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Somewhere tonight, a father weeps….

She is probably just a nasty ho bag. Thats the vibe. Trashy and not attractive. She admitted to being one.

Actually quite proud to admit I still have no idea what this is referring to. Plan to keep it that way as well.

"hawk" - the sound of someone sucking all the phlegm and spittle in the upper region of your throat and nasal passages into the back of your throat

"tuah" - the sound of that stick, gooey goodness being spat upon a veiny member so as to lubricate the meat stick for fellatio

I think banging this girl would be like Brick says, “It’s like the hock without the spit!’

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Another Hawk Tuah banger <a href="https://t.co/mOEiaaTSfs">pic.twitter.com/mOEiaaTSfs</a></p>&mdash; Washingtons ghost (@hartgoat) <a href="https://twitter.com/hartgoat/status/1804373022238761328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I guess it's the world we live in that a 10 second video can completely change someone's life.

Girls, from now on, say nothing, walk in lockstep, and have no sense of humor, else be battered into submission and wear that Scarlett letter.

Wtf?

What submission?
Oh, you can't be a preschool teacher and be the poster child of dick sucking?

Maybe next decade.

Personally I prefer glerk glerk.





….. and this is one of the best threads since Kirstie Tynes.

it's gluck gluck

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THE GLUCK GLUCK VS INDIAN RUG BURN ON THAT DICK 😱😱 If his D is not drenched &amp; flooded with your saliva... you will rip his piece to shreds. <a href="https://t.co/oP1HWUSnBz">https://t.co/oP1HWUSnBz</a> <a href="https://t.co/VJPiP1NuS1">pic.twitter.com/VJPiP1NuS1</a></p>&mdash; Call Her Daddy (@callherdaddy) <a href="https://twitter.com/callherdaddy/status/1139557703062306816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Tomato - tow mawto.

Every time I see a video like this I laugh my ass off and thank God that everyone didn't carry a camera when I was that age.

Can you imagine the conversation shes going to have when she has kids. Mommy....I seen a video of you from long ago....what does hawk Tua mean? Well little Sally...I gave birth to you but swallowed your brothers...be grateful I didn't just spit on that thang when I met daddy.

Her legacy will always be about her "spittin' on that thang"

Like I said, disgusting.

She made a silly/fun comment in passing about oral sex, something that the vast majority of people on the planet enjoy doing. It's not something that is even remotely deviant or shameful. Seems kinda dumb that it went viral, but since it did it quite possibly will make her a multi-millionaire. If I were her kid I think I could deal with that.

I've heard of the Whitakers.

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I posted about them a while back.

They are the poster family for anti-incest porn.

Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)

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it was a joke. im sure my mom sucked many a dick... i guess i should have put a lol or even a lmfao. The only difference is Ma is not on video talking about how to suck a dick.

I just don't understand why it's such a popular clip

Those that can't do, teach.

Had some Cuban chick do it recently and.....


Would recommend again.