Batting practice pitchers.

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Looks like more of the same with these RPs. :rolleyes:

Really? He did nothing wrong, just a bunch of lucky assed doinkers that fell in for the Angels.

I really hate this ****er Anderson. Everything about him is annoying. His glove next to his face prior to winding up, his jagoff windup. Doesn't throw heat, doesn't strike anyone out, and yet effective in the most annoying way: he makes you beat yourself. I don't think he threw one strike to DeJong or Blanco, but he got them both swinging out of their shoes, when they should've kept the bat on their shoulders and simply tried to get on base.

He's just aiming. Looks scared and nervous.

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Goddammit Stratton. I'm beyond sick to death of your ugly ass going out there and just shitting all over everything. What a ****ing bum!

Outside of Erceg, these guys all suck.

Nice job Stratton. No command at all.

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I can't wait until the Royals have a legitimate leadoff hitter next year, and some actual solid bullpen arms.

It's going to be so fun.

Can we please at least release one of our turds from the bullpen and bring someone up from the minors?

Jesus Christ

Couldn't have said it any better myself

What an epic battle. Stratton v. clean up hitting Kevin Pillar.

LMAO

**** you Stratton. Weak pussy.

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And there's Hampson again almost running over Renfroe. Let's see, dropped a routine fly ball, couldn't move the runner over on 2 bunt attempts and then hits into a DP, and on and on and on.

And then Stratton just sucks all together. :shake:

Royals bullpen:

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It’s exiting to think about even reaching the Playoffs this year, but JFC, our relievers are just shit awful bad.

We better get three 8 inning starts vs the Phillies.

Stratton's testosterone level has to be subterranean. There is no reason for him to ever pitch again.

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I had a feeling I needed to let someone else start this thread. Need someone to get a new steak going that carries into the Cleveland series.

Goddammit with this ****ing pen. I mean **** me. It's not hyperbole to say we could legit be ten games better with a competent bullpen, not even a bulletproof pen, just competent. It's almost actually a miracle we've won 70 games having a complete and utter dogshit bullpen for 90% of the season.

And yes, I'm aware that Ragans started this mess, but these ****s just SUCK. They're like an ER surgeon standing over a guy who needs his leg set after falling off his bike, and they just start stabbing in the guy. Oops, did I catch your femural artery? Ooh, that looks bad. Ooops, did I catch your carotid? Oh dear, that's a lot of blood. Don't worry, I'll get that leg set...

Fire is more powerful.

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I really wish in the postgame they would line up the bullpen less Erceg, and let the fans throw garbage at them.

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Hopefully Greinke is in attendance tonight telling the organization he can pitch an inning of relief better than these guys. Sign him…

The guy is 40 ****ing years old, and I guarantee you he'd be no worse than Stratton.

Rally time, y'all!

Go Royals!!

So if we get 6 runs here to take the lead, I figure we only need another 8 with our bullpen to insure a win.

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Chris should really change his last name to Strap-on, because when he gets the call, you're getting ****ED RIGHT IN THE ASSHOLLLLLLLE.

Witt with the RBI double 7-3

Bangarang! Keep it rolling!!

Vinnie 2 RBIs 7-5

7-5! HERE WE ****ING GOOOOO

Vindog is so clutch

keep the train a going...

Bobby is just ****ing RAKING bro holy shit

Oh boy, our old friend Hunter Strickland...

I thought that puppy was gone

These ****in umps

Our guys are too nice. They never argue balls and strikes

That’s our 3rd GIDP tonight.

Talk about a wet ****in fart to end that inning.

Goddammit. Third ****ing double play squashes another rally.

Twins take a 2-1 lead on the Padres. Mierda.

I believe that's actually the proper pronunciation of Hunter Strickland: Wet ****in Fart... Or maybe that's how you say his name in Commanche. I forget.

Well if that didn't send my boner into the dirt in an instant.

That’s awesome that our gold glove caliber CF is still on the bench so Q can make everyone feel good about playing time.

What the **** bullpen

Hampson. Play circus music.

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Don't worry, if you've got any residual chub, Zerpa will take care of it.

Doctors treat erections that last for more than three hours by watching our bullpen.

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Hahaha, I'm imagining more Clockwork Orange than anything...

Salvy told Zerpa he would rip his dick off if he didn't start throwing strikes.

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Thank God. Zerpa had to mke it interesting.

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Jesus Zerpa... talk about ending ass over tea kettle into good fortune. That was a base clearing double if it's not right at DeJong.

That was ....... fortunate.

Another shitty at bat. He is off tonight.

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That inning was ****ing shitty.

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Honestly that’s kinda who he is. He’s gonna hit the ball a long way but also strike out a ton. The .300 average since joining the Royals is not sustainable for him.

Have any of our relievers gotten a first hitter they’ve faced out?

7 ****ing walks tonight. Gawdamn

Throw strikes mother****er!

****ing walks. Nice job dickhead.

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Our pen has a 3.67 WHIP tonight.

Stellar work fellas.

Drury’s night has made Hampson’s night look like Blanco’s game on Saturday.

Safe

Nice throw…

He’s safe. Smith sucks like the rest of these guys. We’re not gonna win many more games that Erceg isn’t involved in the rest of the way. These guys are just too shitty.

They better pinch hit for Hampson. We have Massey, Isbel, and Melendez on the bench and they are all significantly better than that turd.

**** this ahitty ass bullpen to hell. ****ing embarrassing.

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Smith is going to ensure that it doesn't matter.

This. Might as well let Grienke come get an at bat.

I love the rollercoaster ride of game day threads on CP! Might lose a game after winning 5 straight and now this team is gonna lose the rest or miss the playoffs or something bad. Chill out.

****ING YANK HIM

And this guy Adell is dogshit against everyone but us. Him and Neto, official Royals killers. one who sucks the peniss.

I mean… with what we have coming up, we really needed to sweep the lowly Angels.

That is correct sir.

The wheels have officially come off

Is he a spy for yhe Angel's? Holy **** you pile of shit!

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Hell, just walk the bases loaded again.

I wish the 13 fans who are there would at least boo this ****ing shitbag.

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