chiefs cover and every analyst who took chiefs win/texans to cover cries themselves to sleep

Those Texans will want to hang out around the campfire…. We are cold weather kings..

Jack's Stack fully thawed in the fridge!

Locked in

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I just want to say, soak it all in.

The fact that we're 3 games away from a possible 3-peat is insane. The fact that it's possible and we have a decent chance to get it is insane. Don't take these awesome moments for granted.

Let's do this shit!

Prediction: Chiefs 43 > Texans 24

Go Chiefs!!!

They won't even see it coming. I mean unleash Hollywood Brown as our secret weapon.

Oh. Yeah. umm. Let's not do that. I don't want to see Wentz on the field ever, for any reason.

Funny…couldn’t be further from truth. I think it’s hilarious and not serious so I like to have fun with it that’s all.

If we’re up by enough to pull Mahomes early, I’ll take it

Any updates on the people that slept overnight to tailgate?

Not ****ing around today. 3 more.

Chiefs 31
Texans 10

Here we are again! Lets get it done!

Go Chiefs!

I want a rapid unexpected disassembly by the Chiefs offense today!

CHIIIIEEEEEFS

I’m four Tank 7s deep and my vocal cords are ****in READY

...when things look grim, be the Grim Reaper!

Coach Andy

This should have been a big nasty kcnut thread.

Is Mixon a go or not for Houston?

.

Texans will not cover, Chiefs by 14.

LFG……

I seriously doubt he won't play. Probably won't be anywhere near full effectiveness though.

Mixon and Al-Shaair will both play but are dinged.

I want:

1. A solid win of 10+ points
2. NO INJURIES
3. Butker kicking perfect
4. 2-3 sacks from our D
5. Few penalties
6. Protect Mahomes with little to no big hits
7. Secondary tighten up
8. Receivers play great
9. Run game shows up
10. Travis 7-8 catches

A lot to ask but we can do this!

I am with you on this one....I do not want to see Wentz back out on the field for the Chiefs ever again.

This.

Coffee on! 96.5 The Fan on! LFG!!!

LET’S ROCK!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsuSpei9cf8

Kareem has a big game today.

I hope KC wins!!!

Kareem has a big game and shreds through the postseason to right the wrongs from 6 years ago.

Coffee? Im about to crack open a beer. I found these at an oriental market near me. I haven't had one since I left Japan in 92, so I'm hoping it's as good as I remember.

LETS GO!!!!

4+ sacks against that weak OL would be nice. Or just relentless pressure works too.

Jaylen Watson is expected to suit up today, right?

he's starting

Oh really? Figured he'd be on a snap count. Neat.

Thunder starting at left tacklle?

fritos, bean dip and mango chile chelada for the divisional round

playoff scotch to finish - 18-year old Aberfeldy

next week i'll pivot to rotel queso and tortilla chips, not sure what to do drink with that

some kind of beer?

more playoff scotch of course

That scumbag Azeez is playing

LFG!!!!!!!!!!

https://i.giphy.com/UlqLDtI8Qc0j6.webp

Maybe. Might be DJ Hurricanes

Thuney starting at left tackle?

Tough call, oline continuity, they have been doing well with him at LT. Our running game has suffered, the Tex’ns will probably try to pressure inside.

QB1 probably had a big hand in the call. Let’s freaking Go!

Might I suggest a fine Prestone 2024?

3 and a half hours.

Going to be a long 3 1/2 hours....

I want me some football right now!

Looking forward to an easy relaxing game.

It’s cold AF with that wind cutting today in MO.

Gotta believe the feels like temp impacts a Houston team that hasn’t felt this all year.

So pretty much everything, right?

Chiefs 30-17

ITS TIME FOR PLAYOFF PAT!!!

I've heard reports yes he is.

Oh, good, Maxx Crosby is telling us how to beat Mahomes

Sorry, i can’t get past calling “Bobby Crosby” of A’s baseball fame.

And he would know this how? Rabbits foot, sacrifice a chicken, cross fingers?

The ChIeFs ArE rUsTy WiTh AlL tHeIr TiMe OfF!!!
/idiots on the teevee.

#CHIEFS!!!

In!

Clayster, ultra strict today on the game day cowards and traitors!!!!!!

The wind is BITING today. Just 30 seconds in it and I wanted to retreat inside.

Texans are ****ed.

Chris Jones comeing up on NFL network.

With Clay starting the game thread the Texans will have no chance, just no chance of winning.

But is it cold enough for peoples fingers and toes to fall off (again)?

There's no way in hell that he won't at least try. Tape it super tight and go. Whether he's effective or not is a different story.

In Maxx Crosby’s defense, he is part of the last visiting team to win a game at Arrowhead….

In 2023!

I’ve said it before, if we stop joe mixon, we win this game.

Yes it is, the cold temps are no joke.

Hunt/Pacheco time let’s pound em’!

Well, the talking heads can't just talk about how good the Chiefs are because most of the nation is tired of dynasties. The Patriots, then the Chiefs... I have a friend who's a Dolphins fan and he whines about Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, etc. and how unfair it is. I just tell him to hold my beer as I discuss the fifty years of Chiefs disappointment.

To bad, how sad. Get over it.

badly need to take a shit before this game!!!

Super pumped for this! Been a while without meaningful football! Let's go Chiefs! Going to be tough, but Texans just can't hang down the stretch. 31-24 Chiefs.

Kirk Cousins on the abc pre game. Ready to over analyze Mahomes. ��

Dolphins had 2 runs, Griese and then Marino. Too bad.

11. Hunt and Pacheco ripping new orifices on Houston Defenders not just showing up.

You near a Kohls?

Im ready for some playoff football

In california they just shit out on the sidewalk. :shake:

I'm watching Chiefs v Texans replay from 19. We started off slow, but we're kicking their ass rn.

Man, I'm ready for some football!

Might as well rub one out pre game as well.

It’s colder than ballsack out here