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4th and Long 02-02-2025 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 17948668)
They died with it in their body.

It was almost never the primary cause.

A fat man who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day falls into a lake. They find his dead body at the bottom the lake the next day. What's the cause of death?

Rausch 02-02-2025 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 17948679)
A fat man who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day falls into a lake. They find his dead body at the bottom the lake the next day. What's the cause of death?

Rona, apparently...

Easy 6 02-02-2025 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 17948679)
A fat man who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day falls into a lake. They find his dead body at the bottom the lake the next day. What's the cause of death?

ALIENS

Titty Meat 02-02-2025 07:54 PM

I dont have any symptoms now it was really annoying cold that wouldn't go away worst part was the fatigue. I slept 12 hours a day most days this week which was actually kinda nice

ptlyon 02-02-2025 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 17946860)
OK, but why test? What changes if you know it's Covid? Nothing. If you are sick, stay away from people who aren't until you are no longer sick. No test is necessary.

I believe they refer to that as "virtue signaling"

Titty Meat 02-02-2025 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 17948849)
I believe they refer to that as "virtue signaling"

We refer to you as a bundle of sticks. I like how triggered you guys in BFE get over COVID

ptlyon 02-02-2025 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17948887)
We refer to you as a pillowbiter. I like how triggered you guys in BFE get over COVID

Just cruise on your little ailment for another month or so

Titty Meat 02-02-2025 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 17948891)
Just cruise on your little ailment for another month or so

Alot of people in your little village died from it looks like.

Holy shit looking up the numbers on things like income, education, pregnancy rates, and drug usage your numbers are through the roof. Like barely more civilized than Africa. Explains alot

ptlyon 02-02-2025 09:08 PM

ROFL

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17948897)
Alot of people in your little village died from it looks like.

Holy shit looking up the numbers on things like income, education, pregnancy rates, and drug usage your numbers are through the roof. Like barely more civilized than Africa. Explains alot

Now do cancer rates.

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:24 PM

Oooh oooh
The adult population drinks a pony keg of Busch Lite per capita.

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:25 PM

An hour north of him, Playboy discovered it was the best place to get an STD on 4th of July.

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:27 PM

Hollanders on meth.
It’s as weird as a racist homosexual.

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:28 PM

You don’t lose your girl. You lose your turn.

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:32 PM

I think that pretty much wraps up Northwest Iowa.
I’ll let you know if I think of anything else important.

ptlyon 02-02-2025 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 17948908)
An hour north of him, Playboy discovered it was the best place to get an STD on 4th of July.

Do you mean sioux falls? Would make sense, that's where kotter is from.

Katipan 02-02-2025 09:41 PM

The University of Okoboji. 😇

ptlyon 02-02-2025 09:55 PM

Ya, bunch of snobby bitches up there

Lzen 02-03-2025 02:37 PM

What finally happened?

You confirmed your reservation at the nuthouse?

Titty Meat 02-03-2025 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 17949635)
What finally happened?

You confirmed your reservation at the nuthouse?

You made me cum!

tooge 02-03-2025 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17944980)
Yeah im much smarter than some dental hygienist who lives in the boonies and gets into fights at little league games. Wear your mask idiot

Just saw this. LMAO


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