It would be more fun to have a "who wouldn't you miss" thread to get things going around here instead of this mamby pamby lovefest. Oh looky there Saggysack picked beerbutt twice, isn't that sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet?

I wouldn't miss any of you ...

I have excellent aim.

MM
~~:bang:

You just mad.

It's alright though, I would have mentioned you but that whole OCD thing kinda gets in the way of my principles.

You'll need to have the Enzyte kick in first ...

unless you like getting laughed at.

MM
~~:p

Ok....good point. You weren't one of the "three".

Three? :(

And I thought I was SPECIAL.... :harumph:

I miss Boozer

That isn't enough. I miss JOhn also.

That COULD be a "good" thing, ya know? :hmmm:

Nah, nevermind.

Good for her maybe.

Well, if the apron and gloves are too good for that guy, they are too good for me.

I quit Endlet! You never paid me anyway.

Hey, look. It's the Voice of Experience™.

Austin Chief

Wow...thanks Saggy...twice even.....

back at ya...

:thumb:

Well, I am living large and laughing easy ...

and, yes, I do have a happy Mrs. at home.

MM
~~:hump:

I'm sorry I called you "Endlet". That was my former Sugar Daddy's name.

Uhm-huh.



Hey, I haven't been around much. Has Spawn of Mark been born?

Um ... yes.

Not sure if I'm being set up or not, so I'll keep the softball a bit to the outside for now ...

MM
~~:)

What a cutie pie!

Nah, wasn't setting you up. I really didn't know and I couldn't remember when the little squirt was due.

Anyway, cool and congrats. How's dad-hood?

The spawn of Mark should be named Remark.

My theory is that Mark put that blue cap on him to hide the afro that makes him so closely resemble the mailman... :hmmm:

When the wife says "that's enough. no more kids", the...procedure...done to poor mark will be a....demarkation.

Thanks! I guess the mailman is quite a handsome fellow ... ;)

Thanks to you, too. It's actualy good and bad.

Good: The feeling of being a father ... thinking about the things you can teach your son--how to do a wheelie, throw a footbal, the difference between a 4-3 and 3-4 ... the lessons you learned and can share with him.

Bad: Waking up at 3 am to uncontrollable crying and not knowing why ... the stress of how to pay for everything ... the lack of time to do much of anything else but take care of the kid.

Of course, the good FAR outweighs the bad. Wouldn't change anything for nothing ...

well, except a poopy diaper for a clean one.

MM
~~:)

Mark's son looks like Karl Malone?

So, who was voted Prom Queen?

ROFL
Teh rep.

Only half-rep for bad puns ...

MM
~~:D

Sounds like about half of the women I've known in my life.

Kyle beat me to it, dammit!

MM
~~ROFL

I think my son was ...

MM
~~:spock:

Mark, there aren't many people I could say this to, but your kid's really lucky to look like Karl Malone. I know, I know, he's not exactly a handsome man, but considering the alternative...

The good thing about not being missed is that you don't get any kind of guilt.... That's one "psychological reason for 'pushing people away.'" :p

Okay, bowl this frame...the pins are set up.

his nickname is "Mark of the Beast"

[SIZE=1]Okay, bowl this frame...the pins are set up.[/QUOTE]




ok...you an idiot who doesn't know how to use tags....


did I get a strike????

;)

ok...you an idiot who doesn't know how to use tags....


did I get a strike????

;)[/QUOTE]

Right in the sweet spot.

MM
~~ROFL

Uhm, I could care less. :)

ok...you an idiot who doesn't know how to use tags....


did I get a strike????

;)[/QUOTE]

Hey, look, there's my mistake of the day!

Wow, I'm too used to doing /Quote

Ok, this is the thing I don't get. I have always wondered why the saying is "I could care less". If you COULD care less then that must mean you are closer to the polar end of positive than you are to negative. Hence, shouldn't the saying be "I couldn't care less"?

I'd swear we had a thread about that... I'll try and find it. FWIW, I agree.

You've been saying it for so long you could care less?

Uhm, I could care less. :p

Its a little thing called sarcasm, some people get it, some people don't.

Morphius
kind of like me

Hey. what about us newbies? Where's the love?

It'd tear me up inside if you were to go away...


*ahem*

After this weekend I may not miss anyone or anything about the Planet.

what happened?

endelt will be at his place. 'nuff said!

Poor bastard.


(NZoner, I mean)

ROFL

don't forget Phobia....oh wait his wife will be there...the kindler, gentler Phob.

you love us, admit it!

ain't it great? :D :D :D

Use the Fbomb alot, she really likes that.

JennyGump and Braincase... ;)

heh,during one of my rants at last Sundays game mrs nzoner looks at me and says,"would you please watch your mouth."

Sounds as though she and pink will get along fine.

i take it the Cbomb is off limits

don't forget I'm also a big time Chiefs fan.

We have a lot of Springfield members..I bet they are also infected with this disease... Chiefs fan and Cardinals fan :p

I would miss most people but nobody comes to mind the most. I'll tell you who I wouldn't miss, terroristme.

Haha... they wish!

Me, too.

Probably the old ball & chain keeping him down... you know how work can be :p

Perl? You some kind of old geezer...ROFL

The old ball & chain was in reference to work..... in other words, being married to your job.

Perl's cool.

Just jerking your chain. I have written in VB and PL/SQL while I was into Oracle. I'm a network/server admin now. I've never been a real good coder I'm a better lover..just ask my wife she'll tell ya...ROFL