Well, I'm from the beach too, and I'm as close as I want to ever be again to it. So to each his own I guess. I have kids and other than Somalia, I can't think of a worse environment to raise your kid in really. OK, a bad annalogy, but Somalia was pretty ****ed up! And I'm no church-guy either. I only know that "beach" means distractions your kids prolly don't need to help them get better. And like you, I made the choice to leave, but in my case I left the coast (because I had kids). Perhaps later I'll go back (LOL, nope, just joking, I can fly there for cheap and leave it behind!), but not as long as I have kids I'll avoid "the beach."

But props to you for finding what you love. :thumb:

Living in Florida is something that you just take for what it is. It's a wonderful place to live, with some of the most gorgeous places you could ever hope to visit and they are right outside your door. But some parts of it are extremely ghetto, some are extremely white trash, and much of South FL is like a whole different country.

Florida is a sampling of every part of the earth condensed down into a land area the size of Missouri.

I'll be hitting the Stick Marsh/Farm 13 this weekend for Bass.

Independence, MO is the "Queen City of the Trails." It's my hometown, and we haven't had a meth explosion in weeks! So eat me, completely!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-1...in-florid?bffb

:rolleyes: Dumb post. Independence is neither of these things.

:thumb: wow florida has some whacked out people there.

Looks like Dog day Afternoon :LOL:

This is actually a great description.

We've got hillbillies, racist hillbillies, ghetto blacks, ghetto Hispanics, fresh-off-the-boat Cubans, Haitians, etc., shitty school systems, hot ass summers, and a shit ton of tourists.

That's a recipe for some crazy stuff to go down.

That could be and of a 1000 cities... But it's cool, every place is awesome.

How many Jager shots is too many Jager shots?

One Florida man hopefully learned his limit after police arrested him on Friday for allegedly punching two bar patrons and setting a trashcan on fire, WNDB reports.

Jason Buchanan, 33, drank 10 shots of Jager -- that's 10 shots of Jager too many, by our count -- before going to the restroom at Mark’s Sports Pub in Daytona and allegedly setting the trashcan on fire, News13 reports.

Buchanan drank the $80 worth of shots on his own, one after the next, according to reports. Police say that Buchanan then set the trash can on fire and attempted to leave the bar without paying his tab.

That's when two patrons tried to stop him, according to South Daytona Police Department Lieutenant Dan Dietrich.

“Buchanan punches [that] person –- over 70 years of age –- in the face,” Dietrich said. “[Buchanan then] attempts to leave out the back door, where another patron blocked that door. Again, he punches [that] guy in the face, causing a large open cut to the guy’s mouth area.”

Buchanan was charged with criminal mischief, aggravated battery, assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a person 65 years of age or older, first-degree arson, and offenses related to not paying his tab, according to the Volusia County Sheriff.

The fire did not cause any serious damage.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022

Eight dollars a shot for Jäger bombs? Yikes

http://tinyurl.com/lp3de79

Justice is blind -- and hopefully doesn't have a great sense of smell, either.

Patricia Ann Jamison, 49, was arrested earlier this month after deputies say she pooped in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in Fort Pierce, Fla., according to documents published by TC Palm on Wednesday.

On the afternoon of March 7, security staff were notified of a pile of poop in the corner of the elevator.

Jamison, who has active pending cases with the county, was the last person to come out of the elevator after the reported fecal activity. Security footage allegedly showed Jamison walk into the elevator, and "appear to pull her pants down and back up toward the interior elevator buttons consistent with someone using the bathroom."

Footage also allegedly showed the woman fiddling with her shirt and pants after exiting the elevator.

She was arrested on a warrant for nuisances injurious to health.

Floridians seem to regularly get in trouble for pooping in the wrong places. Last year, a Vero Beach woman allegedly responded to finding her husband "in bed with a naked chick" by defecating on the floor, prior to going on an armed rampage through the house.

And then there's the infamous Gregory Matthew Bruni, who not only allegedly pooped on the floor in the home of a couple he had never met, but also allegedly struck one of the homeowners, masturbated on the floor and drank the contents of their wet-dry vacuum cleaner.

Shhhh loco, this place is already too crowded.

NSFW: She's lovin' it! The shocking moment a crazed topless woman DESTROYS a McDonald
 

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-T...y-in-McDonalds

See NSFW video at link. (I couldn't figure out how to embed it.)

Unbelievable security camera footage shows a crazed topless woman in just her panties tearing apart a Florida McDonald's.
The video shows the nude, extremely agitated lady start her tirade by screaming into the St. Petersburg restaurant's kitchen before slamming her head onto the counter in a maniacal rage.
After proceeding to furiously dump the contents of a refrigerator onto the floor as employees stare in disbelief, she sticks her head under the soft serve dispenser and helps herself to a face full of ice

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2yIwNjiA7

I really, really, MISS Florida.......daily.