Probably more worried that the money tree might have got chopped down

That's how I remember him. The man. The myth. The legend. The neckbeard.

ROFLROFLROFL

Shitty gameshow. Nobody cares.

Husband says" Hell No!!!"

"Strange, sort of bizarre half..."

Um, it's called shitty football, Al.

Ugh. Ryan Seacrest show looks like crap. Wheelchair cop show looks stupid as all ****.

Doctors are going to place Tony Romo's body inside a protective conch shell for the game next week.

Tony Romo bruised labia. Second half return questionable

Hmmm, well. If Romo doesn't play next week.......

Keep ****ing doubting Kyle Orton.

That commercial for TNF is the most Chiefs fan thing ever.

Now that they aren't on the sidelines, the Cowboys will have a Priest, a Rabbi and a preacher in the locker room for a larger group prayer...

The GuyAnts will feed their coach aspirin to keep him from have a coronary...

Bet it's an ac sprain