Hope at the very least you got some information and can make some money off that dumbass

Is it wrong that I just assume there's some incredible story here about you fleeing from Somali Pirates and stumbling into the Templar treasure after rolling through the impact into a sewer drain?

I have no idea how he could have hit me. It was at least 300 feet of straight path where he would've seen me if he'd been looking.

He gave me a phone number and said he'd take care of me, and maybe he will. But I haven't tried it to see if it's an actual number, and there were no witnesses around. There may be cameras, though, if it comes to that. But he left me bleeding on sidewalk and I had to go find help on my own, so I'm not optimistic.

He thought I had the Lost Sapphire of Rajasthan, and he was right. But I swallowed it before he could take it. Now the wait begins.

You're an asshole

Well we know who hired the guy to hit you with a bike, Rain Man.

So does pick 48 go to duncan_idaho and the Bears now?

Yep.

I know the Vikings are confident in their tackles, but I think this guy is going to be a top 10-starting LT. The sky is the limit with what he can eventually be. Make one of the other chuckle-****s they've got move inside if that's the issue.

Plus... c'mon man. More Austrians in the NFL!

The Minnesota Vikings select Bernhard Raimann, OT, Central Michigan

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The Washington Commanders select Jaquan Brisker, S, Penn State.

Daniel Snyder tried to **** me by trading for Wentz and moving me down in the second round but the guy I wanted fell anyways. Brisker is talented and this team needs more of that.....looking at you Carson Wentz.

Seems that way.

Franchise had to eat a little shit with the Redskins.

One of these years we should just 'lock' the draft picks when the draft starts.

Boooooooooooooo

I sent a PM to Duncan BTW.

Ryan Poles strides confidently to the podium.

"You know, people said I was crazy when I traded Khalil Mack for a measly second-round pick, but you know what? I'm crazy like a fox, mother****ers! That fool is getting old and has lost his edge. I need a crazy young killer for my coach to rely on defensively, an athletic freak of nature who takes what the **** he wants, when the **** he wants it, even if the person he's taking it from doesn't want to give it to him..."

With the 48th pick in the 2022 NFL draft, the Chicago Bears select Sam Williams, DE, Ole Miss."

...

Poles drops the mic and walks off the stage. Williams walks on, rips his jersey out of Roger Goodell's hands and puts that sucker on right then, right then.

Meanwhile, TampBerry is located in the crowd, sobbing, as he mouths "Devin Lloyd is a LB/pass rusher!" while duncan_idaho sneaks up behind him, unseen, and ends him with a slooooooooooooow stab that slips through TampaBerry's personal shield.