Not in your lifetime.

Maybe. But they'll have a new first name.

Is "WTF" a worthy question?

iS IT ACCEPTABLE TO CONTINUE WRITING IN ALL CAPS IF YOU NOTICE IT HALF WAY THROUGH YOUR POST? oR SHOULD YOU GO BACK AND FIX IT?

That looks damned good, Delt.

IF YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR POSTS IN "GILBERT GODFRIED" YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY CONSIDAAA POSTING IN ALL CAPITAAAL LETTAAHS.

Dear Pharmacist Ed:

I got a new job, and there really isn't a whole lot to do. I've been told it's "slow", and they are giving me time to get my feet wet, but all i've been doing lately is surfing.

However, I notice that everyone else is pretty much..doing the same thing all day. Should I push the issue to get more stuff to do, or "go with the flow"?

['Dice' Gilbert]What are you a HO-MOEEE - DAAOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mary Mary . . . sucked my Schgweegggieee-gigggy GOOOOOO!!!![/'D' G]

You have to ASK this question??? :spock:

Congratulations on the new found employment. I know that when I'm board at work, the days go slow and one can only do so much surfing without becoming board.

A time when there isn't much to do, is the best time to sniff out potential problems in your future tasks and research or work on better ways to do the tasks assigned to you, or develop something to help the organization.

Spend this time working on something to improve your work situation, a task or put together something that will if nothing else, make you look good to your boss. I'd recommend something as simple as adding pretty "forms" and reports to existing DBs. Its also a good time to look into user groups, conferences, seminars, classes in person or online, that will assist in your abilities, skills and professional development.

This may help you do your job more efficiently, impress your employer and give you a boost towards more financial reward and professional advancement. You've got a large cranium, there is room for more knowledge if you drain off some of the water.

Thats how I roll.

that, or just post alot on Chiefsplanet.




This thread is yet another example of how Iowanian ruined Chiefsplanet.

Cool thread, i dont remember seeing it. I was unaware of the life counselor in our midst......


My question is twofold...

1) My daughter is 16 & now at the dating age...HELP ME!!!

2) My son is 15 and wants to start a band...any helpful hints???

I feel for your situation Scott, I really do. As a father of a daughter, I've already accepted the fact that I'm prepared to go to prison if need be when she turns 15.

My plan, is to purchase a blank tombstone and have it engraved "your name here" and an epitaph that reads like "here lies the stinking bones of the first boy to show my daughter his unit".

I think when meeting any young man in pursuit you just have to softly say "if she ever sees your pickle, I'll cut it off".

The trick is making them believe it.

As for your son's band.....send him to band camp. I've got no other advice than to remind him that those panty throwers are someone's daughter.

Simple solution:

Talk your daughter into liking rock stars by using reverse psychology,"Honey, I really hate musicians" then when she takes the bait, let your son start a band, move to Arkasas, Mississippi, or imbreeding state of your choice.

Just think, when she spends over night at his house, at least you'll know where she is! ROFL

Thanx Iowanian, i will make arrangements for that tombstone tomorrow and his pickle will be fed to a dog.

Tell ya what fucker, i would advise you to leave my family out of your jokes.

Go fuck your mother