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Buck 06-19-2013 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9761941)
*cringe*

go **** that redhead with the big tits

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

I need to bust my fat girl cherry...gotta see if I like it.

Buck 06-19-2013 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9761942)
Lol is that an icp tattoo?

If it is I'm out.

Hammock Parties 06-19-2013 01:42 AM

jesus

well, you're a braver man than I.

Buck 06-19-2013 01:43 AM

Upon closer inspection, it looks floral.

Buck 06-19-2013 01:49 AM

Anyways...I need to do something to get over this other chick.

I've convinced myself that this was all for the best, but I need another butt to put my weiner in before I can say I have fully moved on.

DaKCMan AP 06-19-2013 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9761936)
Alright I was ready to turn off my computer after my last post in this thread, but this chick IM'd me on OKC and she looks chubby, but she has this half white/half asian thing going on that is really turning me on. She's super cute though and nerdy.

Talked to her for 20+ minutes, but I needed to go to bed. Gonna try to set something up tomorrow.



IT'S A TRAP!

luv 06-19-2013 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9761936)
Alright I was ready to turn off my computer after my last post in this thread, but this chick IM'd me on OKC and she looks chubby, but she has this half white/half asian thing going on that is really turning me on. She's super cute though and nerdy.

Talked to her for 20+ minutes, but I needed to go to bed. Gonna try to set something up tomorrow.


Where in that picture do you get "chubby"?

Buck 06-19-2013 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9762031)
Where in that picture do you get "chubby"?

She is, believe me. There are other pictures.

Valiant 06-19-2013 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9762031)
Where in that picture do you get "chubby"?

Not showing the belly. All chubby chicks only do top downs or boob shots.

Valiant 06-19-2013 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9761925)
After about 2 hours of being a member, I've decided POF is a much better site than OKcupid.

Although, some pretty cute chick just sent me a first message on OkCupid...because we share a last name.

But yeah, a lot hotter girls on POF and it seems like more people looking for something more casual.

Uhh. You have your actual name on there?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-19-2013 07:34 PM

JFC Buck. You really want to slam that?

Hammock Parties 06-19-2013 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 9762189)
Not showing the belly. All chubby chicks only do top downs or boob shots.

Yep. And she's far beyond chubby. Probably pushing 200.

Buck 06-19-2013 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9763646)
JFC Buck. You really want to slam that?

Not really, but if nothing else comes along, sure.
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9763677)
Yep. And she's far beyond chubby. Probably pushing 200.

I don't know how much she weighs, but I'm a little curious as how luv couldn't see chubby from that picture.

lewdog 06-19-2013 07:48 PM

You aren't fat anymore Buck! You are better than this! A fat chick lay was the absolute worst night of my life....step back and just use your hand tonight.

Buck 06-19-2013 07:49 PM

Oh and she's only 5'2 so I doubt if she is near 200.

Maybe I should make a rule that they have to at least weigh less than me.

luv 06-19-2013 07:53 PM

I'm officially putting this thread on ignore. You guys are just cruel.

Buck 06-19-2013 07:56 PM

I don't think it's cruel to not be sexually attracted to something.

I am not attracted to anything but skinny white girls.

Discuss Thrower 06-19-2013 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9763701)
I'm officially putting this thread on ignore. You guys are just cruel.

Is it not accepted that generally women will weigh less than men of equal height?

Ecto-I 06-20-2013 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9763701)
I'm officially putting this thread on ignore. You guys are just cruel.

Honestly...no one is being cruel here.

Men are WAAAAY more superficial than women. Period. It's in our genes. And its true for all men. An ugly guy can get a better looking chick with great personality. A fat/ugly/whatever chick cannot recover with a shining personality (speaking in terms of a relationship...because lord knows I know plenty of guys who would **** anything).

So guys on here judging a chubby chick are no exception to the rule.

Titty Meat 06-20-2013 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9763701)
I'm officially putting this thread on ignore. You guys are just cruel.

Nobody gives a ****.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 06-20-2013 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9764456)
Nobody gives a ****.

This. Will not miss all of the passive-aggressive bullshit.

Hammock Parties 06-20-2013 01:25 PM

GET OUT LUV AND NEVER COME BACK

lcarus 06-20-2013 01:42 PM

Someone got upset in the dating thread on CP. And this place is usually so gentle and considerate to everybody's feelings. Color me disappointed guys.

Hootie 06-20-2013 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9764456)
Nobody gives a ****.

LMAO

Like.

Lumpy 06-20-2013 08:09 PM

I must have missed something. What did you crazy bitches do to piss off luv?

LoneWolf 06-20-2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765813)
I must have missed something. What did you crazy bitches do to piss off luv?

Found "chubby" girls unattractive. I know, that is appalling. :rolleyes:

Lumpy 06-20-2013 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9765824)
Found "chubby" girls unattractive. I know, that is appalling. :rolleyes:

I just backtracked and saw that. (Slow iPod is too damn slow.)

I didn't think that girl was that chubby. But you can't really tell. I honestly think that it's false advertisement if women don't post a full body shot. Some men are really picky when it comes to women's weight. That goes for age, too. I'm sure people lie about that, too.

Hammock Parties 06-20-2013 08:29 PM

She's a classic secret internet fatty. Hides all her fatness with angles and cropped photos. Lists her body type as "Average" or "Curvy."

Lumpy 06-20-2013 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9765879)
She's a classic secret internet fatty. Hides all her fatness with angles and cropped photos. Lists her body type as "Average" or "Curvy."

That's another example of false advertisement... not posting an accurate body type. Do they not realize that the truth will come out eventually? This is where Internet dating is full of fail. You might as well just be honest from the beginning. That goes for men, too. Some women are just as picky as some men.

Titty Meat 06-20-2013 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765901)
That's another example of false advertisement... not posting an accurate body type. Do they not realize that the truth will come out eventually? This is where Internet dating is full of fail. You might as well just be honest from the beginning. That goes for men, too. Some women are just as picky as some men.

Some?

Lumpy 06-20-2013 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9765915)
Some?

I didn't stutter. Yes, "some".

Titty Meat 06-20-2013 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765943)
I didn't stutter. Yes, "some".

Most.

You never see a hot chick with a fat guy. You see plenty of good looking dudes with thick chicks.

Lumpy 06-20-2013 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9765955)
Most.

You never see a hot chick with a fat guy. You see plenty of good looking dudes with thick chicks.

Define fat though? I find men with extra weight more attractive than slim guys. Obese, however... eh, no thanks.

Edit: Of course, I don't consider myself a "hot chick", but I'm attractive. I didn't want my statement to be misinterpreted. If that makes sense.

Discuss Thrower 06-20-2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765977)
Define fat though? I find men with extra weight more attractive than slim guys. Obese, however... eh, no thanks.

Edit: Of course, I don't consider myself a "hot chick", but I'm attractive. I didn't want my statement to be misinterpreted. If that makes sense.

6'0 222lbs. What's your take.

Lumpy 06-20-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9766356)
6'0 222lbs. What's your take.

Extra weight, yes. Fat, no.

Titty Meat 06-20-2013 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765977)
Define fat though? I find men with extra weight more attractive than slim guys. Obese, however... eh, no thanks.

Edit: Of course, I don't consider myself a "hot chick", but I'm attractive. I didn't want my statement to be misinterpreted. If that makes sense.

Any guy with a belly

DaneMcCloud 06-20-2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9765955)
Most.

You never see a hot chick with a fat guy. You see plenty of good looking dudes with thick chicks.

Maybe not where you live but I see it all the time.

ChiefsCountry 06-20-2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9765955)
You never see a hot chick with a fat guy. You see plenty of good looking dudes with thick chicks.

You don't hang out in areas where lots of money resides then.

Titty Meat 06-20-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9766430)
You don't hang out in areas where lots of money resides then.

I live on the plaza. Never see it. Always gorgeous women witb fit men who drive high end luxury cars.

Lumpy 06-20-2013 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9766419)
Any guy with a belly

It just shows that he's a fan of beer. LMAO

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9766422)
Maybe not where you live but I see it all the time.

All due respect, Dane, but the guys where you live have deep pockets. I imagine that the majority of gold digging hotties in Cali look past the weight.

HoneyBadger 06-20-2013 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9766422)
Maybe not where you live but I see it all the time.

Yep. See it all day, everyday.

Buck 06-21-2013 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9766356)
6'0 222lbs. What's your take.

Don't want to rain on your parade, but that is obese dude.

NewChief 06-21-2013 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9765955)
Most.

You never see a hot chick with a fat guy. You see plenty of good looking dudes with thick chicks.

Jen Bielema says hi.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/bret-b...d-champion.php

DaKCMan AP 06-21-2013 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765868)
I honestly think that it's false advertisement if women don't post a full body shot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9765901)
That's another example of false advertisement... not posting an accurate body type. Do they not realize that the truth will come out eventually? This is where Internet dating is full of fail. You might as well just be honest from the beginning.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25xjwahGw1qc3wmu.gif

Dayze 06-21-2013 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766651)
Don't want to rain on your parade, but that is obese dude.

I'm 6' and 235.
by no means do look obese.
everyone thinks I weigh much much less.
Bit Overweight - probably. Obese, not even close.

Buck 06-21-2013 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9766896)
I'm 6' and 235.
by no means do look obese.
everyone thinks I weigh much much less.
Bit Overweight - probably. Obese, not even close.

Don't want to be a dick, but I am very familiar with what constitutes obese. A shirt can hide a lot. Unless you're yoked, you're probably obese.

Dayze 06-21-2013 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766903)
Don't want to be a dick, but I am very familiar with what constitutes obese. A shirt can hide a lot. Unless you're yoked, you're probably obese.

no worries.
I wonder what the ideal weight is for someone like me. :hmmm:

patteeu 06-21-2013 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9766896)
I'm 6' and 235.
by no means do look obese.
everyone thinks I weigh much much less.
Bit Overweight - probably. Obese, not even close.

No offense, I'm sure you look great, but "obese" happens a lot lighter than most people think. Brought to you by /Omaha:

http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplat...ndex-chart.gif

Buck 06-21-2013 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9766913)
no worries.
I wonder what the ideal weight is for someone like me. :hmmm:

6 foot is probably around 180.

patteeu 06-21-2013 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766916)
6 foot is probably around 180.

According to the chart I posted, that's the top end of "normal". As a 6' 205lb guy myself, 180 sounds about perfect though.

I need to either drop 25 lbs or put on 4 inches.

ThaVirus 06-21-2013 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766651)
Don't want to rain on your parade, but that is obese dude.

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766903)
Don't want to be a dick, but I am very familiar with what constitutes obese. A shirt can hide a lot. Unless you're yoked, you're probably obese.

PROBABLY is the key word here. In order to designate someone obese you'd need to know their body composition, which you can hardly tell from height/ weight comparison.

According to BMI, Pat Willis is obese.

patteeu 06-21-2013 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9766920)
PROBABLY is the key word here. In order to designate someone obese you'd need to know their body composition, which you can hardly tell from height/ weight comparison.

According to BMI, Pat Willis is obese.

I assumed that's what Buck meant by "yoked".

Buck 06-21-2013 09:36 AM

Yeah my comment from last night was made in a drunk stupor. This morning I added the probably.

Dayze 06-21-2013 09:40 AM

jesus! lol

I don' tthink I could get down to 180 etc if I tried.

sedated 06-21-2013 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9766915)
No offense, I'm sure you look great, but "obese" happens a lot lighter than most people think. Brought to you by /Omaha:

BMI isn't the final word on obesity. It doesn't account for any muscle mass.

ThaVirus 06-21-2013 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9766923)
I assumed that's what Buck meant by "yoked".

No doubt. But based on his first post, I had to comment.

It is unlikely that a random dude on a random message board is 235 pure muscle, but you never know.

Dayze 06-21-2013 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9766940)
No doubt. But based on his first post, I had to comment.

It is unlikely that a random dude on a random message board is 235 pure muscle, but you never know.

....yeah.....I'm 235 of pure muscle. yeah, that's the ticket. :D

there's a pic of me somewhere on here; maybe in the show and tell thread; of me at a track day in March. Rode to topeka, did the track day, and rode home.
full gear, and two layers of long underwear.

Saul Good 06-21-2013 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9766918)
According to the chart I posted, that's the top end of "normal". As a 6' 205lb guy myself, 180 sounds about perfect though.

I need to either drop 25 lbs or put on 4 inches.

Statistically speaking, for a man your age, those two things are about equally likely.

Saul Good 06-21-2013 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 9766936)
BMI isn't the final word on obesity. It doesn't account for any muscle mass.

Doesn't really matter...

I've got a friend (Matt Mitrione, actually) who played DE in the NFL. When he left the game, he was around 270 and ripped. His doctor told him he was obese and needed to drop a bunch of weight.

Even though it was muscle, his heart and other organs still have to overwork to maintain that much mass.

patteeu 06-21-2013 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 9766936)
BMI isn't the final word on obesity. It doesn't account for any muscle mass.

Yeah, I'm aware of that.

Buck 06-21-2013 10:03 AM

Ok so I officially ended things (pretty poorly) last night.

I wanted to have sex so I hit her up to hang out, and she bought us tickets to a comedy club. I wasn't really down to go do anything, I'm not really cool with getting dumped and being asked to still go on dates.

Anyways, she got us tickets to a comedy club, we sat in the front row. A funny ass comic asked how long we've been dating when he was doing his dating routine. I told him we just broke up, and he asked, "Why, Matt?"

I told him the shirt story and within a minute there were 50+ people laughing at my ex. It was the greatest.

patteeu 06-21-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9766957)
Statistically speaking, for a man your age, those two things are about equally likely.

OK, well in that case, I'm hoping for a late age growth spurt.

Canofbier 06-21-2013 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766973)
Ok so I officially ended things (pretty poorly) last night.

I wanted to have sex so I hit her up to hang out, and she bought us tickets to a comedy club. I wasn't really down to go do anything, I'm not really cool with getting dumped and being asked to still go on dates.

Anyways, she got us tickets to a comedy club, we sat in the front row. A funny ass comic asked how long we've been dating when he was doing his dating routine. I told him we just broke up, and he asked, "Why, Matt?"

I told him the shirt story and within a minute there were 50+ people laughing at my ex. It was the greatest.

Wow, dude. You're a dick. That's incredibly petty and disrespectful.

Also, having just finished studying public health, I have to say that anyone who uses BMI to infer an individual's level of health is deluded as shit.

Buck 06-21-2013 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9766998)
Wow, dude. You're a dick. That's incredibly petty and disrespectful.

Yeah, I know.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 03:37 PM

Ahahahaha...alpha move, bro.

Great story.

The Franchise 06-21-2013 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9766973)
Ok so I officially ended things (pretty poorly) last night.

I wanted to have sex so I hit her up to hang out, and she bought us tickets to a comedy club. I wasn't really down to go do anything, I'm not really cool with getting dumped and being asked to still go on dates.

Anyways, she got us tickets to a comedy club, we sat in the front row. A funny ass comic asked how long we've been dating when he was doing his dating routine. I told him we just broke up, and he asked, "Why, Matt?"

I told him the shirt story and within a minute there were 50+ people laughing at my ex. It was the greatest.

Ouch man.

SAUTO 06-21-2013 06:20 PM

That's terrible buck.

if you aren't down with getting dumped and still going and doing things you probably should not be ****ing her either. And definitely not putting her down in front of a crowd.

Someone should take all your rep away
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SAUTO 06-21-2013 06:21 PM

Not cool with being dumped and asked to go on dates but you called her to ****?


Smdh
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Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9767766)
if you aren't down with getting dumped and still going and doing things you probably should not be ****ing her either.

If you can get laid, why not?

She seems like a fairly annoying girl, might as well put her to good use.

SAUTO 06-21-2013 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9767774)
If you can get laid, why not?

She seems like a fairly annoying girl, might as well put her to good use.

You have a lot to learn.
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Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9767782)
You have a lot to learn.
Posted via Mobile Device

Thanks, jerkoff.

They're consenting adults. If she agrees to ****, have at her.

SAUTO 06-21-2013 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9767790)
Thanks, jerkoff.

They're consenting adults. If she agrees to ****, have at her.

If she agrees to **** but wants to go to a comedy club first why be a dick?

Like I said you have a lot to learn dip shit.

Mainly about just treating people with respect
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Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9767819)
If she agrees to **** but wants to go to a comedy club first why be a dick?

Like I said you have a lot to learn dip shit.

Mainly about just treating people with respect
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The girl wants to ****.

He should **** her.

That's not showing her a lack of respect.

It's about two human beings smashing their genitals together for mutual benefit.

SAUTO 06-21-2013 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9767820)
The girl wants to ****.

He should **** her.

That's not showing her a lack of respect.

It's about two human beings smashing their genitals together for mutual benefit.

Obviously she wanted more than that you ****ing idiot.
Posted via Mobile Device

Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9767837)
Obviously she wanted more than that you ****ing idiot.
Posted via Mobile Device

It's not about what she wants anymore.

She decided to break up with him (which was probably just a pre-emptive strike since she knew he was probably going to dump her soon).

To be honest she deserves a little payback.

LoneWolf 06-21-2013 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9767837)
Obviously she wanted more than that you ****ing idiot.
Posted via Mobile Device

Arguing with Clay on this subject is an exercise in futility. It seems he was a fat Star Wars nerd growing up and consequently was ignored by the ladies. He's since lost some weight, but hasn't gained any class. He has no respect for women and is hell bent on treating any woman who will degrade herself enough to hang out with him like shit. He will get them all back for ignoring him when he looked like Jabba the Hut and the last nail in his douche coffin is that he idolizes Hootie.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 06:56 PM

That's an interesting theory.

Can you explain why Buck's ex deserves to be treated with more respect?

She was a horrible bitch to him.

LoneWolf 06-21-2013 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9767868)
That's an interesting theory.

Can you explain why Buck's ex deserves to be treated with more respect?

She was a horrible bitch to him.

He was getting ready to tell her that he loved her so she obviously wasn't too horrible to him. She was a bitch (supposedly, we are only hearing Buck's side) on one weekend. Buck handled it immaturely IMO.

All girls can be bitchy at times. Just like all men can be dicks sometimes. It's how you handle these times that makes you an adult. She deserves to be treated with respect because she didn't do anything that warrants treating her like shit. Unless I missed something and she was ****ing around on Buck behind his back.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2013 07:04 PM

She sounded like a huge bitch to me, from everything Buck said.

It's OK for girls to be made fun of, really. She's a big girl, she can handle it. And all 5 of Buck's inches later.

Dayze 06-21-2013 07:07 PM

I expect this stuff from a chicken shit teenager but not from a grown ass man. Handle your business as such.

JFC


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