I don't get it.

Was mike piazza gay?

**** if I know. He was a "catcher" though.

Ah, I didn't put 2 and 2 together there. Duh.

If you jerked off more than once to it, yes.

Who doesn't switch it up after the first nut?

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It really is funny how athletes turn out sometimes. Who'd have thought that Bruce Jenner's favorite event was literally the pole vault.

Except, I doubt he gets $12 / year unless the cap total takes a healthy jump. Besides the fact that nothing with respect to the actual contract discussions between his agent and the team have been actually verified, and this has fueled speculation that there's acrimony between the parties.

Berry may very well not be affordable, and the Chiefs might simply not have the cap flexibility to re-sign him? No one actually knows.

If I was Dorsey, I would rather tag him for a year and see how he does with a full season under his belt and another 16 months out from his remission to get a better lay of the land before deciding to hand out a big contract.

It's certainly the more cautious and smarter play and in no way prevents you from still being able to offer a new contract when you have a better assessment of Berry .

BOOM!

All this Staylor dick-sucking and here I am nailing shit hours before the folks that report on this crap for a living get it.

Suck it, Staylor; still better than you.

Dude, you wear sliding shorts to play softball, no one gives a shit about what you say

Chris Jones.

:D

My wish list:

Maclin
Conley
Streater
Hill
Brown
Robinson

if they think they can sneak Robinson onto the practice squad, replace him with Wilson.

So how does that work with Streater?

Brown is the wild card, no doubt about it.

Sliding pants asshole. 90 degree weather and I'm out there rocking the surplus mizzou baseball pants that I got for $1/pair at the annual tent sale. And my batting gloves.

LEAVING IT ALL ON THE FIELD, MOTHER****ER! Is your team logo stenciled on your Under Armor compression shirt in dirt after the game because you slid headfirst into home when you were down 6!?!? **** no it isn't!



Eric Berry wouldn't have laid out for the ball that kept us from getting run ruled for one more inning like I did, hell no he wouldn't have. And he wouldn't have taken 2nd on an opposite field flare after we spotted the other guys 8 runs via 6 errors in the first inning BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID!

DEDICATION! Learn it, Eric Berry.

Nothing to dance in the streets over, really.

But calling them LBTE, they were immediately applied to this year's cap. So we were carrying about a $5 million cap hit for Streater. Had he not earned them, we'd have gotten a credit for them in the off-season.

By calling them UTBE, they aren't applied until the off-season. If he hits them, we're where we would've been without the credit under the above scenario; if he doesn't hit them, we're where we'd have been after getting the credit in the above scenario.

In reality, it changes virtually nothing for next season but it does seem to keep us from having to make any moves to fit Foles onto this year's cap. Nice, but not world altering as I'd imagine those moves were probably going to happen anyway.