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Simply Red 02-07-2014 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10419695)
The craziest part is she lives an hour away. I must be hot shit!

you should take her to a Royal's game.

ThaVirus 02-07-2014 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10419717)
She looks a lot like Stifler's mom. :LOL:

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/4...58094371Y.jpeg

I hit and quit 18 year olds that took it like champs. You know how many times that pussy's been ****ed and forgotten? She probably already knows what's up.

Bag and tag that, my man. Bag it and tag it.

Hammock Parties 02-07-2014 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10420041)
I hit and quit 18 year olds that took it like champs. You know how many times that pussy's been ****ed and forgotten? She probably already knows what's up.

Bag and tag that, my man. Bag it and tag it.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Nonono_cat.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 02-07-2014 10:29 PM

Clay you got to tap that

Hammock Parties 02-07-2014 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10420091)
Clay you got to tap that

Absolutely repulsive idea.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-07-2014 10:44 PM

She can teach you things

Cephalic Trauma 02-07-2014 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10420106)
She can teach you things

Like what a soggy box feels like?

Seriously Clay, I bet those things would flap in the wind if they could.

TLO 02-07-2014 10:56 PM

I think you should invite her to post here.

Cephalic Trauma 02-07-2014 10:58 PM

Exhibit A (NSFW)


Valiant 02-07-2014 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10419717)
She looks a lot like Stifler's mom. :LOL:

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/4...58094371Y.jpeg

I nailed a Sicilian in her mid to late 40s when I was 22/23. Met her at the gym, started talking. Thought she was 25 until I met her 17yo as I was taking her to westport.

Just bag up, it is a joyous moment in life you should take. Mine got crazy and wanted a relationship.

She is hot as hell for her age, so either she knows what she is doing or she is a catfish.

edit, also. most women get kinkier as they get older.

Hammock Parties 02-07-2014 11:16 PM

My skin is crawling now. Thanks.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-09-2014 09:42 PM

Athletic does not mean BBW...that is all

Hammock Parties 02-09-2014 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10423749)
Athletic does not mean BBW...that is all

LMAO

Did you have a date with a fatty who "works out?"

Brock 02-09-2014 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10419717)
She looks a lot like Stifler's mom. :LOL:

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/4...58094371Y.jpeg

Not bad.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-09-2014 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10423773)
LMAO

Did you have a date with a fatty who "works out?"

Almost...After pressing for more pics she admitted her exaggeration. I don't get fooled often.


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