ROFL

That was a way better response than I expected.

The worst thing I did is tell a girl I saw in her underwear for the first time that she had a big butt... That was all I saw...

Why would any of us say anything that would take us from getting guaranteed p*ssy, to not getting any? Its like some sort of sick version of Tourette's

That is literally one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

Depends on how strong her gag reflex is...

Haven't you ever seen a girl that looked way better in clothes than naked?

Sometimes this shit can't be helped. It's a reaction.

Kind of like when I opened the coaching staff thread. I said, "Ohhhhhh, ****." I've probably responded similarly in other settings.

Sure but I don't say it, Jesus, have some self control.

Sorry. Sometimes the truth has to be told.

Most of the mouse-hung mother ****ers around here probably think a gag reflex has to do with an actual gag.

She did. I have a problem with being too honest.

I tell myself I suck, too, so its not like I'm not equal-opportunity.

Ahahaha...

Don't try to exploit the gag reflex I got puked on once...it wasn't pleasant.

A woman who's willing to keep going to the point of puking is a keeper...Anyone who's that selfless is a great chick.

I stopped having self-control the second I decided I'd rather help put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college than spend one more night swimming in orca's school

I personally would have cut your fingertips off and pulled your teeth out. Than I would have torched your body. Anyone who ruins a relationship because the "SEX" is good has either never been cheated on and dealt with it from someone u love or is a complete sack of shit. You should be beaten!!!

RUN! It's my ex!

This is why I will never get married... Why would I want to be that vulnerable towards the actions of someone else?

People who get married are crazy!