You're jerking our collective chain. Noone is this swishy. Midnight Vulture's new alter ego?


Admit it, you're wailing a Chris Isaac song now aren't you?

Nope. I just have no game. :-)

ROFL

Who the hell ties their dog to an inflatable alligator?

What horrible parents!

I should note that, unfortunately, Chiefsplanet is represented by the guy in red shorts.

You don't have to chase me...

My problem is that I care what she thinks. So I'm going to try to not care.

I usually don't care what other people think. So I'll just treat her like I do anyone else. And if nothing happens, so be it. She's just a girl, its not like I have to have sex with her in order to keep my life or anything.

You all have been a big help. I'd give you all rep, if I could.

oh for f's sake...



this.

But, just to let you know, once she knows she can f you....she'll have nothing to do with you.

I know. Which is why I told her I don't want to date her (I told her she couldn't keep up with me), and I don't want sex from her.

one day in your life this statement will turn around completely....because you'll realize that a great mother is one of the most beautiful things in the world

which makes it worse, dude. Now you're this challenge and she's a lionness who is trying to attack her prey. Girls love the hunt just as much as any man, only it's for different reasons.

You're like a mouse caught by a mean cat. She's clubbed and stunned you. She's gnawing on you but won't finish you off. She'll let you think you're getting away, and once you've made a couple of jumps for freedom, she'll try to pounce on you, smash you with her paws a few times. make no mistake, she's eventually going to end you, even if she has no intention of eating you.

Stop being a weak fish.

If you don't want her, and you know she's gaming you...tell her to take a flying FuG after a rolling doughnut.

stop trying so damn hard.

FYP

Something about this thread has catapulted Iowanian to the top of my favorite posters list

Iowanian is NOT funny.

he's not. He's a prick and a douchebag.