If the search is accurate, it's a crime this has gone 300 posts without a mention of this miserable abortion:
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To understand how bad this was, you first have to agree, as I'm sure we all do, that the original Teen Wolf is one of the great movies of our times. Has there been a better character created in film over the last 30 years than Coach Bobby Finstock? I didn't think so.
You've also got Styles, the angry liquor store guy, Boof, Chubby, the list of classic characters goes on and on. LEMONADE, MY MAN, WHAT IT IS?
Then comes this piece of shit. Instead of being about Michael J. Fox's character, it's about his cousin. Who... gets driven to college by Michael J. Fox's dad from the first movie. And who is rooming with Styles and Chubs, Michael J. Fox's friends from the first movie.
Quite obviously, we can deduce that they meant for this to be about Michael J. Fox's character, but Michael was told "You can be in this sequel or you can get Parkinson's Disease" and he thought about it for 3 seconds and took the Parkinson's. Who can blame him?
So, OK, it's the cousin of the Teen Wolf from the first movie. But he gets to his dorm room and meets Styles, and guess what? It's a different actor playing Styles. They couldn't even get the original Styles, who did next to nothing after Teen Wolf, to come back for this.
Then the cousin finds out that he has a boxing scholarship to this college, despite never having boxed in his life. So he goes to see the coach and, hey, it's Coach Finstock! Moving up in the world! Except... it's a different actor playing Coach Finstock.
This obviously begs the question: if half the original cast was replaced by different actors, yet the characters remained the same, why not just have Jason Bateman take over Michael J. Fox's role instead of this ridiculous cousin business?
They then proceed to completely copy the original Teen Wolf, except they do it far worse, and with boxing instead of basketball. And to cap off this epic disaster, Cousin of Teen Wolf refuses to change into the wolf for his final boxing match but (spoiler) still wins it anyway despite NEVER BEING A BOXER before he went to college.
I mean, pre-wolf Michael J. Fox wasn't LeBron in the original movie, but at least he was ON the basketball team the whole time. This guy goes from never having boxed at all to beating the state champ or whatever the hell happened. Come on.
If you can actually watch this entire movie without killing your family and then yourself, you are truly at harmony with the universe. And with that in mind, I award Teen Wolf Too THE OFFICIAL CHRIS BENOIT SALUTE OF EXCELLENCE.
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