And he knocked that bitch right off!

I meant hot girls. :evil:

Odd that you are still friends with them. IMO

You know you have "it" when you don't have over 150k troll post.

Clays life...

Post on chiefsplanet...jack off...post on chiefsplanet...suck a dick while posting on chiefsplanet...post on chiefsplanet....post on chiefsplanet...stock dudes on craigslist...jack off...Pinterest...pro football focus...jack off...post on chiefsplanet...dream about being Hootie...post on chiefsplanet...go eat shitty food i can't afford so Grandma pays...post on chiefsplanet...rub another out...pray Alex Smith fails so I can maintain my internet persona...watch Sweet Daddy shower on Skype...jack off...post on chiefsplanet...(repeat)

Why are you guys acting like idiots?

This thread is supposed to be about KC McDonell running show all over your town.

I said hi to her when she was here in NY for the Sporting game. Cute, but her relentlessness for complete power over the KC metro is what has me intrigued.

She has no power in KC she's just like that spank Danni Boatwright

Depends on what you want.

Clay wants an atheist, ultimate nerd who looks hot and is totally into working out. Oh and will also let him post on CP all the time.

That's less than .001% of the female population in KC bro

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LMAO

That's a fantasy that I'm well aware does NOT exist.

You're 49? I was thinking you were in your 20s. LOL

Edave might be 49 but if his dick still works what does it matter?

I'd like to answer that question but when we have DaneMcCloud in the thread, there is no point. His answer will be more right, sophisticated, and better. So I'll wait for Dane to chime in.

Dane could afford a dick implant when he's 80.

Careful talking about dicks somebody will post theirs.

must be nice to be DaneMcCloud

he has like 1,000,000 first class frequent flyer miles
he has not only banged more girls than anyone on CP but he's never banged anything lower than an 8.5
he has backup throw pillows in case his trophy throw pillows get dirty or wrinkled
he doesn't order regular Uber he orders Uber X Premium
he's talked to George Clooney on 4 separate occasions
his wallet is made of wolf
he never wears the same pair of socks twice
he's so efficient with chop sticks he could fit in at any Asian establishment
two B level actresses hit on him just last week when he attended a rock star's party for mid day cocktails
he doesn't watch reality tv
he has two show bicycles
all of his blankets are hand woven

We haven't had a good hootie and dane throw down in awhile.

This should be good.

I mean, seriously. Read this thread. Is he not the biggest douche ever? "I'll fly you out here FIRST class!" "Two women hit on me last week when I was at a former rock star's amazing party!"

I mean ... who the **** says that shit?

"I'll take you to clubs and famous parties and you won't get laid!"

Has anyone with success (allegedly) ever been that insecure with said success?