There aren't that many guys left in this league that even played in the 90s. I believe it's under 10. He's one of them.

I am now older than ever major leaguer. I miss Jamie Moyer.

My memory isn't the only thing that doesn't go that far back.

It's amazing that, while even mostly as a reliever, his arm has held up the entire time.

No, it's just don't do your sorry-ass, "Buh buh my favwit team got swood by da fwanchise pwayer" routine.

I'm a ****ing Chiefs and Wolves fan. Don't act like you've seen it all and you're trying to be the wise old sage who got ****ed over by life to the innocent crackhead.

My favorite football team has a playoff winless streak that's even longer than your shitty baseball team's. You think you're special because Vince Carter happened? The Wolves have had shit happen to them that would turn you white, asshole. You'd be begging for the Vince Carter saga if you were a Wolves fan.

You're worse than a 49er fan telling me about Alex Smith.

Oh, I know whats wrong. Opening up some bourbon now, that should wake up the bats.

What kind?

Bourbon. Bourbon soaks bats. Makes bats drunk.

BOOM!!

We've scored 5 runs the past 3 games. Not a good trend.

Clown shoes being put on.

Devil's Cut

oh well, it'll still serve a purpose, I guess

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Ya can't win 'um all!

You can start being civil, or you can GTFO.. Your choice.

Checked and found 11 guys still from the 90s (who at least pitched or played a game in that decade):

Pitchers: Colon, Burnett, Hudson, Hawkins.

Position players: ARod, Hunter, Beltre, A. Ramirez, Ortiz, Pierzynski, Beltran.

I wonder who will be the last one to stick around of this group.