Originally Posted by Smellway (Post 12449412)

With my wealth, above average intelligence and stunning appearance I will become a famous indian cooking show host. The curried version of Giada De Laurentiis.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12449405)

Are you on the Silk Road now?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12445259)

Sorce chokes on a chicken bone, and nine months later arrives again.

Gender Male
Intelligence 64
Appearance 100
Wealth 29
Nation Democratic Republic of the Congo
Region Lomami
Population 2,048,839

Let's just address the obvious here. Every tribeswoman in the region looks at you and sighs. And not only that, but you've got game. You're smart enough to hold a good conversation, but not so smart that you'll be avoiding the bars every weekend. You are scoring constantly with the top chicks in Kabinda and for that matter the whole Lomami province when you can hitch a ride to other villages.

The downside is that you probably only own one shirt, and it says, "Kansas City Chiefs, 1997 Super Bowl Champions", but that's not going to stop you. Sadly, though, you spend more time letting women fondle you than you do improving your station in life, so you're kind of stagnant, living on a cot in the back area of an open-air fruit store on this street:

http://lh4.ggpht.com/-8-hsTR6iUDY/TT...JPG?imgmax=500

Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 12450466)

I think it's safe to say I'm dead (again) by now, so can I be re-reincarnated?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12450959)

Okay. Let's assume that your mother in law killed you because you were in the wrong caste. You go back into the cosmic either, and re-emerge as...

Gender Female
Intelligence 31
Appearance 22
Wealth 5
Nation Madagascar
Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...B630_x81yR2tdg

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12450959)

Okay. Let's assume that your mother in law killed you because you were in the wrong caste. You go back into the cosmic either, and re-emerge as...

Gender Female
Intelligence 31
Appearance 22
Wealth 5
Nation Madagascar
Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...B630_x81yR2tdg

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief (Post 12452703)

I am sure my reincarnated self ran off a balcony chasing a bird or butterfly. Might wants to see what the next life brings me.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12450959)

Okay. Let's assume that your mother in law killed you because you were in the wrong caste. You go back into the cosmic either, and re-emerge as...

Gender Female
Intelligence 31
Appearance 22
Wealth 5
Nation Madagascar
Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...B630_x81yR2tdg

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12471556)

Missed your second next life. Here you go:

Gender Female
Intelligence 4
Appearance 26
Wealth 26
Nation Ethiopia
Region Oromia
Population 33,692,000

Oh, excellent. I hear that Ethiopia has mild winters.

You'll live here:

http://www.compassionexplorers.org/_...910ET-0415.jpg

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12425561)

Stumppy's road to reincarnation involves good genes and a bad situation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 81
Appearance 60
Wealth 53
Nation Chad
Region Abdi
Population 114,055


Abdi is part of the Ouaddai region of Chad, in the southeast part of the country adjacent to the Darfur region of Sudan. I suspect that you'll use your intelligence to avoid the military and learn about scavenging.

http://photo.linknca.com/media/s/791...ot_530_354.jpg

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 12472202)

Bad news. I was killed in an accident involving my donkey a landmine and the illegal ivory trade. May I have another life please ?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12472648)

Yeah, I figure you won't make it too long even if you're smart. How about a new and moderately successful life making IRS scam calls to the United States?

Gender Male
Intelligence 96
Appearance 34
Wealth 69
Nation India
Region Pune
Population 9,429,408

You'll likely live in an apartment in this neighborhood until you eventually get arrested.

http://blog.indiaproperty.com/wp-con.../kothrud-2.jpg