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New World Order 05-19-2017 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 12880835)
He is worse than delusiona. He is a zombie.

Like any other zombie, there is live brain at work. Just autopilot. All the Alexsexual Zombies are sleepwalking through reality, looking for their next human to convert. As with any other Zombies, they cant feel a thing as the real Chiefs fans here continually blow them to pieces. They are oblivious to the incoming fusilade.

It is like you are all stuck in a bad horror movie.


From Snap till Checkdown

28 Alexscuses Later

Dawn of the Alexsexual

Night of the Living Alexsexual

LMAO

Don't ever leave

Hammock Parties 05-19-2017 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 12880839)
LMAO

Don't ever leave
I think of Kaepernick as Gandalf.

He is only here a short while, to see us through the crisis.

Soon he will depart to the undying lands.

Or you know, welcome Smith back to SF. LMAO

BigBeauford 05-19-2017 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 12880841)
I think of Kaepernick as Gandalf.

He is only here a short while, to see us through the crisis.

Soon he will depart to the undying lands.

Or you know, welcome Smith back to SF. LMAO
Nah, the dude is ****ing Snape. Everyone thought he was the bad guy, but actually had our best interests in mind the whole time.

Kaepernick 05-19-2017 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 12880841)
I think of Kaepernick as Gandalf.

He is only here a short while, to see us through the crisis.

Soon he will depart to the undying lands.

Or you know, welcome Smith back to SF. LMAO
That begs the question. Who is Sauron -- Spanky Cheeks, Tiger Buttercup, or Snoopy-Maverick?

Actually, they are more like the Ringwraiths.

Alex is Sauron and Spanky, Snoopy, Buttercup and the rest of the Alexsexuals are the Nazgul, poisoning your peaceful forum with their ill will and evil tidings, rancid stench and all.

I guess that makes Mahomes II, Aragorn. He will vanquish Sauron and the Alexsexual Wringwraiths will be no more...

And Chiefs Planet lived Happily ever after.

The End.

Until the next Flame War...

The Franchise 05-19-2017 11:14 AM
Sandy is Gollum.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2017 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 12880851)
That begs the question. Who is Sauron -- Spanky Cheeks, Tiger Buttercup, or Snoopy-Maverick?

Actually, they are more like the Ringwraiths.

Alex is Sauron and Spanky, Snoopy, Buttercup and the rest of the Alexsexuals are the Nazgul, poisoning your peaceful forum with their ill will and evil tidings, rancid stench and all.

I guess that makes Mahomes II, Aragorn. He will vanquish Sauron and the Alexsexual Wringwraiths will be no more...

And Chiefs Planet lived Happily ever after.

The End.

Until the next Flame War...
And that makes me Frodo Baggins.

Or rather, as I was once known...Douche Baggins.

CasselGotPeedOn 05-19-2017 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 12879948)
Running quarterbacks don't last long over the age of 30
Alex isn't a running quarterback anymore. Which is terrible for him, because he was never a throwing quarterback either.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2017 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn (Post 12880915)
Alex isn't a running quarterback anymore. Which is terrible for him, because he was never a throwing quarterback either.
This is exactly WHY running quarterbacks don't last long over the age of 30.

Kaepernick 05-19-2017 03:44 PM
Running QBs never succeed in the NFL. The challenge with all these college spread QBs is to turn them into pocket passers, and a lot of them just cant do it.

jjchieffan 05-19-2017 04:07 PM
I think that Alex Smith would have to be pretty dense to think anything else. The Chiefs just traded up 17 spots to take a gunslinger quarterback 10th overall. That doesn't exactly scream we are committed to our quarterback. Cue the Captain Obvious Gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-19-2017 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 12880835)
He is worse than delusional. He is a zombie.

Like any other zombie, there is no live brain at work. Just autopilot. All the Alexsexual Zombies are sleepwalking through reality, looking for their next human to convert. As with any other Zombies, they cant feel a thing as the real Chiefs fans here continually blow them to pieces. They are oblivious to the incoming fusilade.

It is like you are all stuck in a bad horror movie.


From Snap till Checkdown

28 Alexscuses Later

Dawn of the Alexsexual

Night of the Living Alexsexual
Gat DAMN I love this poster! Please stay and never leave. Only YOU can help us napalm the Alexcong.

Kap>>>>>>>>>>>>Tigger/Sandy

All.

Day.

Long.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-19-2017 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 12881157)
I think that Alex Smith would have to be pretty dense to think anything else. The Chiefs just traded up 17 spots to take a gunslinger quarterback 10th overall. That doesn't exactly scream we are committed to our quarterback. Cue the Captain Obvious Gif
His fan base makes up for it in the dense department. While even poor, pitiful, and barely talented Alex can clearly assess his current situation, his followers hath not the mental capacity to reason in such a manner.

The Chiefs have selected their future, and Smith has no part in it.

RobBlake 05-19-2017 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 12880835)
He is worse than delusional. He is a zombie.

Like any other zombie, there is no live brain at work. Just autopilot. All the Alexsexual Zombies are sleepwalking through reality, looking for their next human to convert. As with any other Zombies, they cant feel a thing as the real Chiefs fans here continually blow them to pieces. They are oblivious to the incoming fusilade.

It is like you are all stuck in a bad horror movie.


From Snap till Checkdown

28 Alexscuses Later

Dawn of the Alexsexual

Night of the Living Alexsexual


Says the one who thinks barbs and kap would become the next Walsh and Montana duo

Sandy Vagina 05-19-2017 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RobBlake (Post 12881194)
Says the one who thinks barbs and kap would become the next Walsh and Montana duo
Yep... swinging that purse to avoid drowning in his own tears for what's left of Kaepernick, lol. So happy that Harbalke and Kaep are out of SF. Will take at least another year to wash the stank outta Santa Clara... but it's happening! :)

threebag 05-19-2017 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 12879112)
Alex will be pressing hard this year. Bring on the picks!
**** off douche bag and choke on a bag of AIDS dicks.


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