Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

This is amphetamine week.

Self imposed cock blocking. LMAO

How was the ride home?

I just realized I'm border line obese.

Thanks ****ers.

You're just husky.

Yeah I don't do the hang out as friends shit after a break up.

When I break up it's "I hope you find what you're looking for - good luck." And that's it. Good-bye.

Much better, IMO.

Plus he's gay.

NTTAWWT

That's the adult way of handling things
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Yup.

I'm a lean 185 and six feet, and I'm 'overweight'.

The BMI was created during the great depression. It's worthless.

JFC LMAO

ROFL

One of my buds is a fat, ugly, balding guy.

He's also a trust fund kid who happens to be a musician. He bags hot girls all the time.

Women are more about social status than appearances.

Nice post. Are you up early writing down whatever fabricated story I'm sure you will entertain us with about what you supposedly did last night? Make it a good one.

There was a time when I thought that 2 people could still remain friends after a break up. I don't view it that way anymore though. The animosity that's created by a break up can be too much to overlook in order to make a friendship work.

Of course, if there are children involved, it makes things more difficult. You will see each other a lot and need to remain civil for the sake of the children.

Ending a marriage is way more difficult than just a b/f-g/f breaking up, too. There is so much legal crap to deal with and that only makes matters worse. It leads to both people in the marriage worrying about what the other one plans to say/do in front of the courts. You definitely find out who you really were married to when a divorce happens though.

Oh great. Lumpy won Chiefsplanet in her divorce. Gonzo with one post in the last month.

I'm 6'4" and could weigh 155 and still be "normal." Really? A walking skeleton is not appealing.

In response to lonewolf's post.

She was perfect. I forgot my shirt 2 weeks ago and she's been an insufferable bitch to me every single day since then. I guess she was expecting me to put in some kind of effort to keep the relationship going after she dumped me.

It really sucks. Not saying what I did was right, but it was funny as hell and since that night a couple nights ago I FINALLY am over it. Not completely, but I'm not feeling that shitty breakup feeling 24/7 anymore.

He traded me CP for our king-size bed.

Kidding. LMAO

Who said anything about us getting a divorce?

If we were getting one though, he would be free to post here, (he's a mod after all). As far as him not being on here that much lately, he's been a bit busy.

Fwiw, my comments about divorce were more in regards to a relative's current situation.

They're getting a divorce...

In an all-about-Buck world, it was truly a happy ending. :rolleyes:

I'm sure she wasn't perfect. No one is. But even after only hearing your side of the story, I can't think of much to respect about the choices you've made since the going initially got tough. You put all the blame on her for the problems on the trip without really looking at what you could have done to make things go better, you gave her the silent treatment for several days, you tried to maintain a **** buddy relationship but you were reluctant to even make the effort of going out to address her apparent needs and then you made her the focus of ridicule in front of a live audience. You kind of suck. But at least now you feel like you're finally over it. Bad form.

And the soon to be divorced comment a few pages back? Hmmmm

You know, **** this.

I heard a lot of stories about Buck being nice to this girl. Bending over backwards to make her feel special and trying to be a good boyfriend.

In return, I heard that she ****ed him a few times.

That's it.

Never heard about her doing anything nice for him, even so much as making dinner or buying him a gift or inviting one of her friends for a threesome.

Nope. Straight up bitch. Buck is better off.

Stop white knighting this whore.

Buck said "she was perfect". So please shut the **** up.

Buck was ready to dump her ass and had the courtesy to give her the opportunity to bow out gracefully. So please shut the **** up.

This woman was a harpie.

Please stick to topics you know something about:

Star Wars
J.R.R. Tolkien
Dungeons and Dragons
How to survive high school as a fat nerd
Making videos using other people's content
Hootie worship

Leave the relationship talk to the adults and other folk who actually saw a member of the opposite sex naked before they were 25.

It's not hard to read between the lines.

She did almost nothing for Buck, and thanked him with bitchiness.

You must have a pretty low opinion of Buck if you think he was ready and excited to tell this worthless bitch harpy he loved her.

It sure didn't add up.

You are such a know-it-all wanna-be psychologist. Why is everything so tragic with you? Lighten up once in a while.

It HAS been an "all about Buck" world since she dumped him. SHE dumped HIM, and now wants to eat her cake and have it too.

I really dont get why people are coming down on Buck. Its not like he posted naked or embarrassing pics online and sent the link to her parents. They were put in an awkward spot at a comedy show, he told the truth to a question he was asked, and the crowd/comedian sided with him. Boo-f**king-hoo.

*slowly backing out of this thread*

When you grow up, you might understand. That wasn't the first shitty thing he did.

Are you a troll, or are you really this much of a judgemental, holier-than-thou black cloud?

For what it's worth, I'm 23 and I feel the same way patteeu does on this. Respect is earned, and even based on Buck's side of the story, he can't have been correct to publically humiliate her like he did (he even admitted as much).

Regardless of how you feel after doing it, behaving that way will build you a negative reputation. That will undoubtedly bite you in the ass some day.

:spock: How is it that I pegged most of the posters on CP as morons? I guess I was wrong.


Regarding Buck's situation... I'm not completely sure as to what exactly transpired on their vacation together. But, what happened at the comedy club doesn't surprise me. He broke up with her, she still wanted to "go out", he was obviously still not over everything, he let loose at the club.

The blame game is pretty lame though guys. Buck liked her, she liked him... then something happened, feelings got hurt, people got pissed. Holy crap! That sounds like a relationship... then it ended.

Oh, please. That's nothing.

In fact that bitch probably loved all the attention.

This thread is funny. Dude loses a hundo plus, grows an ego the same size, acts douchey to his girl, wonders what went wrong. What goes around comes around. Can't wait to hear his lamentations in the coming weeks.

Where's the record of him being a douche to this girl?

He was actually really nice to this chick when they were dating.

Yeah, losing weight is no excuse (not to say that Buck is claiming it as one). I weighed up to 300 lbs at one point in high school, and lost it all over the course of a couple years. If anything, being overweight taught me to treat people with respect, whether they deserve it or not.

I don't think he was a douche, I just think he has mood issues that make him high-maintenance

JFC. Lay off the dude. Buck can do better than that skank.

I just thought making her feel stupid in public was childish
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If that's the only cost, Buck made the right decision.

I'm guessing Buck feels MUCH BETTER about this whole thing after getting a little payback.

why not just let it end? Why the games? Payback? Lol. Childish.

You guys will never have a real relationship until you grow up and figure some important things out about life and the way you treat other people.


I'm out
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Clay, have you ever been in a meaningful relationship? Serious question, btw.

(Your hand doesn't count.)

Why not?

Quit being so uptight about it.

It was a good bit of fun.

I constantly poke fun at my girlfriends when we're at public, in a public setting, to friends/family/random people.

It's just kind of a package deal. Brave enough to date me? Realize I'm the center of attention who will use you as a prop to get cheap laughs.

My roommate is always amazed because I literally always date the same girl (and she's always 22).

You are a horrible human being.

yeah the last page of this thread has made me laugh pretty hard

probably the funniest part is Buck trying to pretend like he's over all of this

I'm thinking he pretty much begged to have her back, she said nah, and now he's in defense mode

I don't really believe an awful lot of his story.

that's different dude.

I understand you probably don't realize this though
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they were at a ****ing comedy club

True. Doesn't change a thing
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Again I'm done with this thread. **** it
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:spock:

She'll live.

comedy clubs are designed for the comedian to poke fun at people in the crowd

I can't believe people are up in arms over that. Ridiculous.

last post.

True. To poke FUN. buck was mad. He wanted to **** the ex she bought tickets to a club.

Either ****ing is worth out or not. No reason to be mean spirited and childish.

He got his jolly's over it.

Good on him I guess
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Women are sacred creatures and must be treated like gods 100 percent of the time.

Are you afraid to answer Lumpy's question?

Lumpy knows so much about relationships. She got married when she was 14. She knows it all.

I was 21 and I don't claim to "know it all". I spent 19 solid years in a relationship, btw. How about you? What is your longest relationship?

I thought you had me on ignore. That was a test.

You're all talk.

Yet, you didn't answer my question. That was a test.

Btw, I took you off ignore because everyone was quoting your dumb ass, so it did me no good.

I dated my high school girlfriend for 3.5 years.

We pounded relentlessly. It was the most glorious vagina I have ever had. She was literally put on this world to have sex. I thought all sex would always be that good and I've never gotten close again.

I still J off to her on a weekly basis. She was batshit insane though...had a horrible personality...and used to send me pictures of her slitting her wrists when we broke up the first time. And she put ketchup on her steak in front of my family which was EMBARRASSING.

3.5 years, eh? You definitely belong in this thread, Hootie. I mean, you dated a cutter that likes her steak drenched with ketchup. Many can learn from your experiences with just that chick alone. LMAO

yeah her 1 pro really blinded me from her awful flaws

I can't describe this sex. It should be filmed. She needs to be a porn star.

and I was hanging around that crazy bitch during the Kentucky Derby (we're cordial now) and she put down $2 on a ****ing trifecta and cashed it for nearly $7000

I was like

what the ****

Cool stories, bro. Did that one ever piss your bed?

no we never drank during the entire course of our relationship

I take that back...the final summer is when I started drinking and she hated it

one time I logged onto her AIM and talked me up to this girl on her friends list I wanted to bang

and then I banged her

that was pretty low

Okay, I'm bored now. Get lost.

speaking of said AIM girl

she gave the best blowies ever

it was like art

tell Gonzo I'm not mad at him and he can come back and post on ChiefsPlanet

I didn't mean to hurt his feelings.

WTF am I? A damn messenger?

a rep whore?

Go rape a cutter.

man I'd LOVE to

I have plans with this girl tonight...she's a smart girl. Probably only a 617 though.

WTF is a "617"?

Since gonzo doesn't post here anymore can lumpy post yoga pants pics now?

Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right.

Pathetic.