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SIF

Secret Internet Fatty.

The SIF is quite adept at hiding his or her fat on the Internet. Usually a LiveJournal or MySpace user, they use Photoshop, high-constrast photos, and strategic camera angles to appear thinner.

Pasta Little Brioni

02-11-2014 04:47 PM

Some are VERY skilled. Look for arms in those that are not quite as sneaky.

I have seen "average" that ended up being obese.

ghak99

02-11-2014 05:02 PM

The phrase "my buddy", when you know they're referring to guy, makes my skin crawl.

Hammock Parties

02-19-2014 06:23 AM

http://i.imgur.com/MVBp1.jpg

Hammock Parties

02-19-2014 05:24 PM

I met the hottest girl I've ever been out with last night. She's also a doctor. I'm way out of my league but she seems into me. Set up another date w/her so LMAO here goes nothing.

Titty Meat

02-19-2014 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10441928)

I met the hottest girl I've ever been out with last night. She's also a doctor. I'm way out of my league but she seems into me. Set up another date w/her so LMAO here goes nothing.

Where did you meet her at?

Hammock Parties

02-19-2014 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10441930)

Where did you meet her at?

A nice little bar&kitchen by my house. I've had this incredible run of luck where girls are constantly agreeing to meet me literally down the road. It's very convenient.

Cephalic Trauma

02-19-2014 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10441928)

I met the hottest girl I've ever been out with last night. She's also a doctor. I'm way out of my league but she seems into me. Set up another date w/her so LMAO here goes nothing.

Pics or it didn't happen

Eureka

02-19-2014 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10441948)

A nice little bar&kitchen by my house. I've had this incredible run of luck where girls are constantly agreeing to meet me literally down the road. It's very convenient.

"When it rains it pours"

Live it up and take some pics!

Pasta Little Brioni

02-19-2014 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10441928)

I met the hottest girl I've ever been out with last night. She's also a doctor. I'm way out of my league but she seems into me. Set up another date w/her so LMAO here goes nothing.

PM me a pic brah??? Curious just how hot she is.

Titty Meat

02-19-2014 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10441948)

A nice little bar&kitchen by my house. I've had this incredible run of luck where girls are constantly agreeing to meet me literally down the road. It's very convenient.

Being Geographically desirable is a big part of online dating for me.

Pasta Little Brioni

02-19-2014 06:55 PM

Billy what about the ones that want to wait till marriage?? Have seen some attractive ones in early thirties that have never had a D.

Eureka

02-19-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10442035)

Billy what about the ones that want to wait till marriage?? Have seen some attractive ones in early thirties that have never had a D.

Lesbians that are curious?

Titty Meat

02-19-2014 07:21 PM