You're all getting trolled.

It's cute.

wait, didn't you respond to his antics at the beginning of this thread, little one?! (how come there is not a smiley that blows kisses?)

Who is "kisses"?

In the spirit of enjoying the Internet!

Wait, when did this become about porn?

Just shut the **** up already.

You'll be happy to know the chick just called me, and I'm not answering her...

I AM taking all of your advice, so thank you. I really did learn a lot, and I learned I need to learn what I'm thinking, instead of just wondering what others are always thinking.

Just be yourself and do what you want to do. Even if it's weird, there's got to be another weird person out there for you.

Awe.. Did I strike your feeble nerves?? Hey keep trying little buddy, eventually you will be able to be only somewhat worthless to a women..

I mean the fact that you have nothing to offer a women outside of you losing weight is no reason to be glum..

You can tell her you write incoherent articles for an online subscription and dress up as a starwars character..

You live in your parents basements like igor and are on the computer 16+ hours a day..

You can tell her you like to make fun of other women because your still insecure..


I mean hell, just look back, there are tons of things you can tell her about your existence that you could lie about..


ok, so that wasn't an exact 100% quote..

Good thing, dude.

Punish her and refuse to **** her. That will teach 'er.

And that concludes today's "Valiant is a reerun" show. Now back to your regularly scheduled "women suck" thread!

Clathan,

do the world a favor and get yourself a vasectomy...pronto. I surely don't wish to see the product of your seed implanting in a transvestite's mangina.

That is a hell of a thing for you to say.

I know. Its pretty awesome. Almost as good as the rest of my terrible contribution in this thread.

ROFL