Are you mad that, in real life, people actually LIKE me, I actually PAY rent, I've actually HELD a job (long term), and overall people enjoy my presence (sounds hard to believe)?

I understand that you are, no doubt, a very lonely, very disturbed person (even if you want to play it off like you're not), otherwise you wouldn't be an a grown adult unable to provide for yourself. That's just not how ordinary people operate...most strive to become productive members of society...and while I'm probably not quite there yet, at least I'm on my way.

I think any guy who is a ten-time pro bowler (or whatever) is a leader, whether he intends to be or not. The young players are going to watch what he does and how he handles things.

He was the guy last year who was telling Croyle, "You can eat [fried foods] and play one year or you can watch your diet and play 13 years." I remember Croyle saying something about it, and how Croyle just ate whatever he wanted. [Insert Mrs. Croyle joke here.]

Please it is not a mullet, a mullet is one of the worst haircuts possible.

Just embrace the mullet, man.

I've had bad haircuts. I had a chili-bowl in like 3rd grade..it replaced my rat-tail look.

There is no way Kelli can be fattening. She looks like pretty lean meat.

You're welcome.

Nah. He'd tear his tongue.

Rat tail :shake:

Something on me fattens up every time I see her.

Hey-Oh!

How do you figure?

Every story or post I've made regarding my personal life on this website is TRUE.

I'd rather people not google my friends/ex-girlfriends/family members...sure. That makes sense, don't you think?

But I guess with all of the people I rub the wrong way with these stories (not sure why anyone cares THAT much), one of you dipshits will go out of your way to turn it into something personal just so you can all high five and get your jollies off.

The problem is, there is really only one angle anyone can attack which would upset me...and it's not somehow finding Em-dawg and linking her to these threads via facebook. She'd A) expect it from me and B) shrug it off...can't do anything about the truth.

Define irony.

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That was more my white trash family/school than me.

It's kinda sad..there were a quite a few of us at school that had sweet rat-tails.

I'm only going to cut you some slack because you appear to be a Jon Lajoie fan.

She'd find it funny, you bragged about it, then when pressed you vociferously didn't want people to do it.

That's duplicitous bullshit.

Yeah..he's a pretty funny sumbitch.

Despite what your personal feelings might be about my drunken dipshittery etc...

At least I get it. I get that I need a degree, I get that the college lifestyle is only a small phase...and I get the fact that I, someday, need to grow up and start being a productive member of society.

And I guarantee that's happening far before Mecca accomplishes whatever he's setting out to accomplish (which, from what I can tell, is pretty much nothing.)