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Stewie 08-07-2009 03:17 PM

In the mean time...

http://hypem.com/track/741095/Joe+Wa...+Like+Big+Tits

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956634)
Wait, i thought the rule was to do the exact opposite of what you all recommend... Is that no longer that standing rule?

96.27% of the people have your best interest at heart...

wild1 08-07-2009 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956600)
And what is FUNNY about this thread... is you ASKED us to instruct you... and you IGNORED all advice. You deserve to not get the poon.

this

Iowanian 08-07-2009 03:24 PM

Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5956665)
Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.

LMAO

wutamess 08-07-2009 03:30 PM

All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.

Stewie 08-07-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5956680)
All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.

He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.

rockymtnchief 08-07-2009 03:34 PM

No work tomorrow. Get your ass over there before she decides to go out and find some other man that makes her yell "ROCKYMTNCHIEF" at the top of her lungs again! :D

wutamess 08-07-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 5956684)
He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.

Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.

ziggysocki 08-07-2009 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956641)
How did SHE disrespect YOU? YOU didn't return her texts... you were waiting for the sun and the moon and the stars to be in perfect alignment, instead of seizing the ****ing day. It's Carpe Diem... seize the day... It's not "Carpe Saturday afternoon, hopefully.... unless some other dude hits it firstiem"

haha. . . :clap: THIS

Stewie 08-07-2009 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5956695)
Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.

For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make. :)

teedubya 08-07-2009 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5956695)
Man I'm pissed ...

I feel the same way. Don't ask for advice and then ignore everyone. Complete weak sauce.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 03:46 PM

Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The
quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for
you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When
you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too
strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging.
There’s an old saying about banks: they only want to loan you money
when you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can
forget it.

wutamess 08-07-2009 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 5956710)
For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make. :)

There an english version of this I can read? :D

Skip Towne 08-07-2009 03:47 PM

I haven't paid much attention to this thread but it seems SR has changed his MO quite a bit. He seized his Niner within minutes of meeting her.


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