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RealSNR 07-29-2012 11:11 PM

Now I know what Taco John felt like that one time in the DC forum. Direckshun's running away.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X5eBLJmMeF...00/runaway.jpg

Prove me wrong, Direckshun. I'm saying you're 100% wrong about Cassel being a good role model for this team. I think he lacks leadership and BALLS. He has none. He's a gutless pussy. I've given plenty of evidence. Let's hear yours besides "He runs out and blocks for his RBs!"

RealSNR 07-29-2012 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8776975)
I don't know who Voyager is.

But I'll assume he was some random asshat you've cleverly decided to compare me to.

This is the kind of nuanced, witty banter we've missed in your absence.

May it flourish anew, indefinitely.

Imagine if chiefscafan posted a mock draft every day from March until draft day.

That's voyager.

Then imagine if voyager recapped all the drafts one year later with 20/20 hindsight. As in, "We should have drafted Rocky Bernard instead of trading up to grab Ryan Sims"

Direckshun 07-29-2012 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8776997)
Says the dumbass who pulls the "Then why are you a fan?" card.

Again, the Rorsharch tests in your despondency have been sorely missed.

Some people see a face, I see two people dancing.

Direckshun 07-29-2012 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8777081)
Imagine if chiefscafan posted a mock draft every day from March until draft day.

That's voyager.

Then imagine if voyager recapped all the drafts one year later with 20/20 hindsight. As in, "We should have drafted Rocky Bernard instead of trading up to grab Ryan Sims"

See I'm the kind of twisted asshole that enjoys that shit, though.

RealSNR 07-29-2012 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8777087)
See I'm the kind of twisted asshole that enjoys that shit, though.

If we had the reputation system around back then, he would have been in the red all the time. No question. But what REALLY made him leave forever was when he announced he was going to root for the Raiders in the 2002 Super Bowl because they represented the AFC West.

Boooooy people were pissed. They burned that bitch with fire. Hardcore. And then he left because his vagina got burned. Which... I guess that's what happens when you ****ing set it on fire.

Direckshun 07-29-2012 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8777073)
Prove me wrong, Direckshun. I'm saying you're 100% wrong about Cassel being a good role model for this team. I think he lacks leadership and BALLS. He has none. He's a gutless pussy. I've given plenty of evidence. Let's hear yours besides "He runs out and blocks for his RBs!"

That is evidence.

There was also that great audio after he called the audible that confused half the offensive line (lol) during a Seahawks victory.

Ryan O'Callaghan came up to him on the sideline and asked him "what play did you call?"

Cassel says "it doesn't matter what play I call, you made it work" and pounds the guy in the chest pad.

During the lockout, he assembled 50 some players in a part of the country no NFL players live in, some of them not even under contract, and ran the practice by himself.

He fought for Jackie Battle a year or two ago.

He befriended and supported Kyle Orton for Orton's stay that, in reality, offered a distant threat to Cassel's job.

Direckshun 07-29-2012 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8777095)
If we had the reputation system around back then, he would have been in the red all the time. No question. But what REALLY made him leave forever was when he announced he was going to root for the Raiders in the 2002 Super Bowl because they represented the AFC West.

Boooooy people were pissed. They burned that bitch with fire. Hardcore. And then he left because his vagina got burned. Which... I guess that's what happens when you ****ing set it on fire.

LMAO

Sweet Jesus I am sorry I missed that.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2012 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8777097)
That is evidence.

There was also that great audio after he called the audible that confused half the offensive line (lol) during a Seahawks victory.

Ryan O'Callaghan came up to him on the sideline and asked him "what play did you call?"

Cassel says "it doesn't matter what play I call, you made it work" and pounds the guy in the chest pad.

During the lockout, he assembled 50 some players in a part of the country no NFL players live in, some of them not even under contract, and ran the practice by himself.

He fought for Jackie Battle a year or two ago.

He befriended and supported Kyle Orton for Orton's stay that, in reality, offered a distant threat to Cassel's job.

All that shit and no playoff wins.

**** him and the horse he rode in on.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2012 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8777097)
During the lockout, he assembled 50 some players in a part of the country no NFL players live in, some of them not even under contract, and ran the practice by himself.

How'd that work out for us?

Oh, yeah.

Cassel wins the special Olympics of quarterbacks and you want us to like him for it.

How would you feel if Tebow was our QB? Because he's the same ****ing pea from the pod that Cassel was created from.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fjId1cdfr0...pod+person.jpg

Direckshun 07-29-2012 11:35 PM

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT SNR IS RUNNING AND HIDING

LMAO

Direckshun 07-29-2012 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8777108)
How'd that work out for us?

We lost our best players on offense and defense, and still came within a blocked kick of the playoffs.

Shrug.

I do what to highlight the other thing in your post, though, because it's an important distinction from what I'm trying to argue:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8777108)
Cassel wins the special Olympics of quarterbacks and you want us to like him for it.

Because no, no I am not saying that. I've been exasperated as much as anybody else by Cassel's poor play.

I'm just saying let's not play to the lowest common denominator here.

BillSelfsTrophycase 07-29-2012 11:44 PM

Direckshun =


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Hammock Parties 07-29-2012 11:44 PM

You are going to bump this thread after every game this year and tell us exactly how you feel about Matt.

That is your homework assignment for the year.

You are going to LEARN YOUR LESSON.

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Frankie 07-29-2012 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8777112)
We lost our best players on offense and defense, and still came within a blocked kick of the playoffs.

Thanks to Kyle Orton. Cassel was shit in the preseason and pretty much continued that until he was injured and out for the season.

mikey23545 07-29-2012 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8776865)
Who gives a **** what someone does off the field? This isn't the ****ing 1600's. Even guys like Babe Ruth ****ed chicks, cheated on their wives and drank their asses off.

If Babe Ruth were a football player on the Kansas City Chiefs in 2012, you'd be less satisfied with victories and Super Bowls?

WTF?


Shit, you're right! Morals, ethics and class went out of style a looooong time ago!

Why don't you just go and do a couple of lines with Lady Gaga and forget about Chiefsplanet?


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