Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11572252)

I mean, seriously. Read this thread. Is he not the biggest douche ever? "I'll fly you out here FIRST class!" "Two women hit on me last week when I was at a former rock star's amazing party!"

I mean ... who the **** says that shit?

"I'll take you to clubs and famous parties and you won't get laid!"

Has anyone with success (allegedly) ever been that insecure with said success?

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11572254)

Is Dane a Hollywood agent or something?

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11572244)

must be nice to be DaneMcCloud

he has like 1,000,000 first class frequent flyer miles
he has not only banged more girls than anyone on CP but he's never banged anything lower than an 8.5
he has backup throw pillows in case his trophy throw pillows get dirty or wrinkled
he doesn't order regular Uber he orders Uber X Premium
he's talked to George Clooney on 4 separate occasions
his wallet is made of wolf
he never wears the same pair of socks twice
he's so efficient with chop sticks he could fit in at any Asian establishment
two B level actresses hit on him just last week when he attended a rock star's party for mid day cocktails
he doesn't watch reality tv
he has two show bicycles
all of his blankets are hand woven

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11572252)

I mean, seriously. Read this thread. Is he not the biggest douche ever? "I'll fly you out here FIRST class!" "Two women hit on me last week when I was at a former rock star's amazing party!"

I mean ... who the **** says that shit?

"I'll take you to clubs and famous parties and you won't get laid!"

Has anyone with success (allegedly) ever been that insecure with said success?

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11572338)

Yet worries he will be charged international call rate when using skype. See mediacenter Need help withe Skype.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11572372)

Insecure? Clearly, you don't understand the definition of that word (which of course, isn't all surprising).

You're a 29 year old jerkoff rapist that's been banned multiple times in this forum but just can't get enough. Your best qualities are urinating on other men, raping drunken chicks and "Sports Trivia".

LMAO

You'll be living in a $400 dollar a month apartment with 3 other stoner dudes by the time you're my age, with a couple of stray kids running around by multiple women, all of whom hate you.

You've got quite the life, Hootie. You should feel very, very secure.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11572244)

must be nice to be DaneMcCloud

his wallet is made of wolf

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11572372)

Insecure? Clearly, you don't understand the definition of that word (which of course, isn't all surprising).

You're a 29 year old jerkoff rapist that's been banned multiple times in this forum but just can't get enough. Your best qualities are urinating on other men, raping drunken chicks and "Sports Trivia".

LMAO

You'll be living in a $400 dollar a month apartment with 3 other stoner dudes by the time you're my age, with a couple of stray kids running around by multiple women, all of whom hate you.

You've got quite the life, Hootie. You should feel very, very secure.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11572375)

How does asking a question equal "worried"?

If you wanna come at me bro, pull up your fat boy pants and let's go.

Otherwise, shut your stupid, bigoted, dipshit mouth.

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11572414)

What a bunch of jealous bitches.

Besides, have you SEEN what international charges are?

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11572404)

30*