Literally first sentence of the year McCarver calls Marcel Ozuna “Michelle”

Can’t this old piece of shit die yet?

Gyorko sitting.

:rolleyes:

These guys look like dogshit so far lol

Cmart all over the place then Martinez air-mailed a stupid double play attempt into left center.

4 outs into the season and it’s already obvious it’s going to be the same shit as last year.

Yadier bomb 2-1

Dan and McCarver are just ****ing awful. One game and I can't stand it. How can this team not get better announcers?

I love the cards, but the doom and gloomers in this thread make it hard to read, most of you sound like grumpy old women in here.

Oh comon. It's not like we haven't seen this team boot the ball around the infield for 3 or 4 straight years now.

Carlos Martinez has been hot garbage all day today. Yank him and use one of our 49 relief pitchers.

I can't believe they let him lead off last inning.....

No shit. This is exactly what we’ve seen the last few years. Terrible defense, Martinez’ complete 1st inning incompetence, and 17 strikeouts.

Tried to watch the game online, but it's blocked out.

Just saw the score, that's probably a good thing. :shake:

Pretty awful all around effort today. Minus Yadi's two run jack.

14 plus ks and Turdy Pham carved up with ease on breaking balls....Dan jerks off to Jose Martinez and a no name reliever pitching a scoreless inning. Pathetic.

"Hey remember that time when the Cards were good!" Jesus ****

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Grumpy old man